Stupid Music Shit II: Signature Edition (Do you like Steve Vai?)

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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Concatenation posted:

blah blah blah honk honk gibson *extremely loud queef sound*

United Colors of Badguitar

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 09:24

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:35

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

plerocercoid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY

Some coworkers today were arguing over what the worst song in the world is, and it reminded me of this.

This song briefly transfixed my cat; I can only assume he considered it a threat display from a rival predator

# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 01:45

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

stay safe guitar ghost

# ¿ Nov 20, 2017 06:25

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Malaria posted:

For 450 bucks you can get this "hand carved" custom abortion

This is what happens when you have thalidomide fumes in your luthier workshop

# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 02:24

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

The Muppets On PCP posted:

99% of the time strings getting hung up in the nut is because the slot wasn't filed properly

that's what she said

# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 11:46

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

MrSargent posted:

I don't browse guitars too often but I saw this at GC and had to snap a picture because I didn't know what the gently caress I was looking at.

All I can see here is "regretful alien"

# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 00:26

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Dr. Faustus posted:

their own subs couldn't handle without farting and making GBS threads

What's the difference between a subwoofer farting and a subwoofer making GBS threads? A little tone foam comes out?

# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 01:18

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

hexwren posted:

crossposted from the stupid webcomic thread:

I can hear it in my head, and I hate it

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 14:17

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Great, now I'm mentally singing "all the way to fart town" to the tune of "All the Way to Reno" and that's my own personal stupid music poo poo

# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 05:23

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I kind of like that Egyptar but cannot justify that opinion at all

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 20:11

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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The Muppets On PCP posted:

a delorean-themed guitar should come with a briefcase of coke

Time to call Electric Larry!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 05:38

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Dr. Faustus posted:

"I needed to ship something out, and your box was the perfect size," he replied.

keep going, I'm almost done

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 03:33

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Anime Reference posted:

http://www.rondomusic.com/product8391.html
Figures if anyone did it it would be Rondo.

This guitar has misgivings

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 05:28

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Fair Hallion posted:

Ringo: not even the best cummer in the Beatles

A sex tape of Ringo disconsolately masturbating on the desolate banks of the Mersey

A Half-Hard Day's Night

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 16:18

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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Speaking of which, he's still doing RR and someone is still (god bless 'em) documenting it for the world: http://whereforartromeo.blogspot.com

"Romeo Rose Pretend Threatens Kiwi Farms With a Pretend Class Action Lawsuit"

LET THEM FIGHT

Back on-topic, though: I really want to figure out how things were going to play out in Jered Threatin's head. The Internet astroturfing I get, but was he expecting randos to just show up for shows? Or was the rockstar LARPing the goal?

# ¿ Nov 10, 2018 21:33

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

GreatGreen posted:

How to murder that stupid bitch Pauline:

Equip the following 3 support spirits:

1. Cupid (equips laser staff)
2. Pocket Football Player (strengthens shooting items)
3. Chozo Statue (strengthens shooting items)

Steps:

1. Shoot that bitch from across the scree with about 3 blasts to send her straight to hell.

Optional:

2. Before you kill her, softly whisper into her ear that you're going to murder her entire family next, wiping her seed from the face of the earth forever.

Being really angry at a Smash Brothers (?) character: the stupidest music poo poo of all

Alternately, GreatGreen is the lead singer of WITCHROT and Pauline is the cheating girlfriend, in which case all is justified and forgiven

# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 06:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I’m “ROCK N’” who didnt get the group text about wearing skinny jeans.

That dude has "session drummer" written all over him. (Well, okay, he's got ROCK N' written all over him, but work with me here.)

# ¿ Mar 25, 2019 00:55

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Thermos H Christ posted:

I'm desperately trying to make a joke comparing "Hey There Delilah" to a sugary glass of nonsense the color and texture of wet plaster, but I'm not sure any further joke needs to be made

# ¿ Jul 3, 2019 20:53

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Anime Reference posted:

I have been told that Dennys across the nation were the hangout of choice for 00s scene kids. I can't confirm this since I was too old/depressed to be a 00s scene kid, although I suppose I could've been an 00s scene kid's creepy older boyfriend.

The scene/weirdo kids I went to middle school with in the late '90's were definitely Denny's kids. (The farthest north Denny's in the world, fuckers!) Then my family moved to somewhere where Village Inn filled that niche in the weird/art/scene teen ecosystem. I assume it's always just whichever mediocre 24-hour breakfast joint is most common and/or least prone to kicking kids out.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 00:49

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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Jr. posted:

Also of note is that basically every culture on earth has a bagpipe, which is surprising. Humanity looked at a sheep and went "I want to blow into that"

This makes me want to write a convoluted creationist argument about how the sheep was intelligently designed so its digestive system could make optimal musical instruments, with wool and mutton as happy accidents.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 04:14

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Anime Reference posted:

What unspeakable act happened to this guitar's fretboard?

More pictures here: https://reverb.com/item/22242542-1960-fender-duo-sonic-refinished-duo-sonic-1960-1961-blue

that green sun thing's seen some poo poo

# ¿ Jul 15, 2019 05:14

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Laserjet 4P posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r__hnUTYxB4

This does not exactly look playable.

tfw you're so bad that your guitar grows a protective exoskeleton to keep you from playing it

# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 09:04

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm not a musician and generally just lurk this thread, but I impulse-bought a tiny kalimba a while back and keep telling myself I'm going to learn to play it.

Also, two of those wooden frogs you stroke with a mallet to make frog noises, in different sizes

# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 23:22

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Anime Reference posted:

I've got one of those. I never play it, I just bought it because it was extremely cute.

Yeah, mine are bookshelf decorations more than anything, although it occurs to me that they could be excellent cat-confusers.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 00:05

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Yeah, I love that creamsicle accordion.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 00:45

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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widefault posted:

John Jorgenson Hellecaster Strat

his name is my name too

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 02:10

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:

ALL HAIL THE NEW TONEZ

# ¿ Jan 9, 2020 23:58

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Gnumonic posted:

Japanese guitar companies really shouldn't use English words they don't understand to name their guitars...

tag urself, I'm Scary Starshell

# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 01:21

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I just heard this for the first time today and now I pass it along:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9OZ2Ig2r9c

# ¿ May 9, 2020 03:47

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BonHair posted:

From Facebook with strings:

# ¿ Sep 6, 2020 12:16

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

hexwren posted:

Earlier this year, I went through Thomas Dolby's memoir and got kind of the same thing. Like, there's a bunch of good stuff about his recording days, but his last two albums of his original run get barely any play at all, the entire second half of the book is "how I became a venture capitalist techbro in the mid-90s" and his most recent album from 2011 or so, which I was hoping for some insight on, since it was his first new material in about twenty years...is literally in the last chapter of the book as the words "I recorded an album."

On the other hand, it does have the anecdote where he fucks up waterskiing, gets a bunch of water up his rear end, and then his dad writes a poem about his being reamed by Poseidon. I'm not sure what more you could want in a celebrity memoir than that.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 00:18

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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I feel like a lot of my posts in this thread are talking about how some guitar melted or mutated, but seriously, that fucker was in a tragic industrial accident

# ¿ Jun 13, 2021 23:30

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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Malaria posted:

For when a single monkey grip just isn't offering you the dickhole size variety you crave

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 12:41

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Still thinking about the young Quarrymen, devising their get-rich-quick scheme of "just write catchy pop melodies with stronger foundational underpinnings to stand out from the Merseybeat pack -- it's free money, mate!"

# ¿ Sep 29, 2022 02:51

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Karaoke blowouts can happen to anyone. I still think about the time I loving wrecked my throat four minutes into "The Passenger" and feel great shame

# ¿ Feb 8, 2023 04:58

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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hexwren posted:

that does admittedly look really cool

but, yeah, I posted this image of the almost word-for-word identical CL posting in the original stupid music poo poo thread in 2017. this piano clearly has still not sold, even for the $745 discount (plenty of other wild poo poo if you click through to the post)

oh man, an actual historical piece that they "restored" by completely loving it up, good work dudes

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 04:48

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

don't doxx Dr. Faustus like this

# ¿ Jan 20, 2024 01:00

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I still don't really have feelings about Steve Vai one way or another, but I respect Faustus's progress and hope for the best for him

# ¿ Jan 25, 2024 09:29

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:35

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Baron von Eevl posted:

Brian Eno's a devout catholic.

No, that would be a good Friday, not a nice one

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 04:55

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