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Spanish Manlove posted:Is there a monolithic disparaging term for music that's only ever listened to by dudes who play guitar, or wish they played guitar? I'm thinking of every song you only ever see mentioned in a guitar magazine, or forum post, like Hendrix, Clapton, Vai, Satriani, The Weather Report, and modern stuff like Animals as Leaders and Polyphia. weedly wee
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Kingo Ligma posted:Looking forward to Trujillo's local jazz club weather report covers band inducing jealousy based nervous breakdowns in James and Lars; and the hilarious documentary that will result. at this point i think the only people who'd be jealous are all the tgp/talkbass posters who think they deserve to own those museum pieces to make lovely music on instead
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the whole thing is so silly. it's either they get used to play st anger to a bunch of drunken middle managers 30 nights a year or they sit in a glass case in the den of some shithead wall st executive. either way there's no dignified outcome
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Spanish Manlove posted:My favorite guitar retirement method is for them to rotate through Hard Rock casinos. I went to one when I turned 18 and had more fun looking at Kerry King's old guitars on the wall than I did gambling. meanwhile jeff hanneman's collection is on loan to stormfront 
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Wowporn posted:Is Les Claypool considered wanky? His stuff is hard to play but I never thought of it as overly flashy or anything. his greater crime against music was getting involved with the jam band scene after primus broke up insane clown pussy fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Aug 17, 2023 |
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we need a three pronged miller test for wank
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TheMightyBoops posted:I think the only thing I will totally say is wank is music I hear where the song mostly just sounds like a backing track for the specific soloist who’s name is on the track. So in a sense for me it is the other stuff in the song that distinguishes it as wank. That Nuno song is a good example because all the non solo bits sounds like almost a fake song to me. The elements of a song are there but something is off. lol it's basically an even lamer version of fuel by metallica
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfb3dHG9Lmc
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Aug 19, 2023 15:11
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sounds like roger was jamming some leonard cohen and got inspired https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3HbrfV0hJM
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Aug 30, 2023 20:56
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gonna have to hold off on oboe lessons for my ungrateful child with perfect pitch to save up for one of those bad boys
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Sep 1, 2023 18:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgV-K5YNTRU
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Sep 5, 2023 04:04
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squarepusher dicking around on a bass is tolerable since there's at least some variety and it's not just eddie van halen trying to play the seinfeld theme
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Shugojin posted:i have no strong feelings on anything here aside from kill aspiring podcaster aspiring podcaster in 2023 you might as well be dead already
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looking forward to the world's biggest write just one memorable riff instead of filming your jerk off session collab
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Clayton Bigsby posted:Didn’t Stevie T put out a couple of actual songs that were at least halfway decent? But yeah, the Music is Win one was horrendously bad, like you threw some generic rock into a blender. the one track he made a video for is literally the background music from home depot commercials
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Dec 27, 2023 18:57
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actually the music is win saga got a lot funnier recently since his wife left him
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Turbinosamente posted:I wish I'd saved it before it got scrubbed off youtube. The visuals and lyrics really added to it. https://www.bitchute.com/video/oVhCBDARCyR4/ the best part is the little gang vocal bit after the first chorus
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blueshammer of the gods
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that guy's lame but i giggled when the machine head video clip popped up
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i think it's cool that schecter's going back to their guy in his late 20s who works at the sketchy weed store aesthetic roots for far too long they'd been making guitars with fancy wood grain and a lack of batwing skull and nautical star inlays. leave that classy poo poo to PRS, fellas
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Jan 10, 2024 02:04
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it's like the hope diamond but for washed up shitheads rapidly approaching middle age
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Jan 13, 2024 15:21
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the guy at the sears portrait studio is like oh great here's steve again fresh from raiding his sister's wardrobe
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Jan 20, 2024 18:04
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GreatGreen posted:The funny thing about this listing is that amp would probably sell for about that much even if it wasn't claimed to have been owned by some big shot guitar player. People *really* like those things. they still make a mark iic today that's the same price as the used ones i mean you gotta put up with the dream theater association, but whatever
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through vai all things are possible
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Jan 25, 2024 13:01
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we used to call that stuff date rapist jams
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Jan 31, 2024 05:32
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ime the far more annoying boomer tendency is spamming the same lovely photos of their stable/harem/family/polycule of the same custom shop heavy relic murphy lab vintage correct les telestrat or a prs that cost as much as a late model honda civic but is completely indistinguishable from a $500 schecter
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kill all posers! thrash forever!! -bea arthur
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the acoustics inside his coffin were described as "warm" and "punchy"
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