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has there ever been a guitar with a viable clitoris
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2017 08:17 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:07 |
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Bill Posters posted:Here's another one from a time before the invention of hair conditioner and dentistry. Bill Oddie on drums!
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 13:26 |
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I realize Pat Metheny is an easy target for this thread, but what is this monstrosity? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uabdCVrs1C8&t=45s
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 13:30 |
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Rugoberta Munchu posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanUlnKcvmI&t=150s Take off the mask Henry, we know it's you
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 13:05 |
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prefect posted:That's how they make steel drums, isn't it? Hang drums! Now there's some real SMS. 2-3 grand for 5 bucks worth of metal. Right on, brother
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 13:58 |
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hexwren posted:I'm not saying the article's wrong, I too have seen approximately a billion of those delay units on pedalboards at shows, I mostly posted it for how pitchforky it is. Did they really just write that article so they could say the names of bands they like to jack off to?
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 04:54 |
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The fun thing is that 40 watts of guitar tube amp will defeat 5000 watts of vocal PA easily. Speaking of that, what's some good guitarist excuses you've heard when they get told to turn down? I've heard: - "It's not that loud, actually" - "It can't go any quieter" - "Everyone said they couldn't hear me last time, so I'm going louder" - "gently caress off" - "Yeah it's ok, I just might as well not play then" (turns everything to 0.5 and sulks) - "I can barely hear it" - "yeah sure thing, I'll turn down" (moves presence knob from 6 to 5.5)
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 05:20 |
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welp, I guess Leo had well and truly lost the plot by the 70s
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 13:20 |
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Wark Say posted:The metal guard for the controls is dumb, but everything else is rad. I dunno... the headstock looks so "Ibanez lawsuit" and the pickguard looks like it was cut out with scissors
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 14:19 |
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Gibson is Trump and vice versa. One after another career-ending scandal and disaster, and still king poo poo.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 23:00 |
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I was trying to work out what the"Hot Hand" does, and the answer is it makes everything sound like poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNQB2JWI98w
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2018 22:10 |
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whiter than a Wilco show posted:Their real drummer is Bernard Purdie, just ask him They done it They done hired the hitmaker Chrpno fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Mar 6, 2018 |
# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 13:28 |
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Kilometers Davis posted:
I think he got plenty of appreciation.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 07:15 |
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Wark Say posted:
More like Fishman flatulence pickups amirite
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 03:30 |
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ugh
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 03:35 |
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Soundguys only understand guitar amps and snare. They will tolerate bass and kick drum, but beyond that forget it
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2018 06:48 |
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Juaguocio posted:I love Zappa, but his famous Les Paul is a hideous finish/hardware combination: you wait until he starts playing it thru a parked wah and a solid state amp into a stack of plastic horns
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 04:14 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:My first guitar was a Norlin Les Paul Custom with a ridiculous heel in the neck. It was considered poo poo back then and now here we are. But, it says Gibson on it and it's 40 years old so $$$$$$$ now?
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# ¿ May 3, 2018 17:57 |
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You want your guitar rare or well done?
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# ¿ May 24, 2018 23:03 |
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Oh come on now really? http://www.cuntz-guitars.de/index.php
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# ¿ May 30, 2018 12:09 |
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I've seen a few Cuntz on stage before
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# ¿ May 30, 2018 13:22 |
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And now, the Homer guitar
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 05:25 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I got P90s because I had the thought: "what if PAF, but single coil?" and I got exactly what I wanted. I got P90s because I thought "what if I could get a strat pickup, but bigger?"
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 23:39 |
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REAL guitarists do not use those string winder things. REAL players know how to string a guitar so you don't have to wind it for half an hour (yes I realise that if you're a REAL guitarist, you should have a little fella to change strings for you)
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 08:03 |
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The Muppets On PCP posted:zachary guitars is always good for a laugh jeez the ghostbusters worked over that stay puft guitar
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 04:01 |
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ahhh eBay Japan, selling guitars via sonnets and prose: Yamaki Acoustic guitar Around 1975 Vintage Rare Flat top fork With Hard case F/S Made around 1975. It is the R-60 of Yamaki who is fired. As shown in the photograph, the stamp of the model number is disappeared. Promised crack on the 1st string side neck side I see traces of over repair - lacquer, It is hardly noticeable, It is the level that you might not notice it unless you are told. Top sprue board veneer Side back is a low wood veneer Neck is Nato - or Mahogany - The finger board and the lower piece are rosewood Pegs are of the same type as the glover There is a possibility that it is exchanged, Unnecessary screw holes are not visible. Sno-Freaks Position Mark Herringbone trim, Rosetta, back center - Specifications such as Potts scratches and rubbing etc are commonly seen, Considering the passing of years it remains very beautiful goods. There is neither white blur of paint nor paint. Play condition is also very good, It is in a state where you can play it immediately. The movement of the trust rod underneath is smoother. We still have plenty of room. There is a small wear reduction on the finger board, It does not become a dent. Fret is a mountain of seven minutes. The neck is nearly straight, and an abnormal swelling of the top board and There is no trouble such as bridge peeling. With 12 frets during light gaugeing With string heights of 3 mm and 2.3 mm Almost basic comfortable feeling of playing. In the saddle it is 2 to 2.5 mm. The neck width is 43 mm, the scale is 640 mm. A heavy sounding sound with rosewood's dovetail. A fine sound with depth and power of the veneer. Quick response and abundant volume etc. It is the sound of your favorite Yamaki everyone. With a general-purpose hard case. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F263749286239
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 04:04 |
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nice rack
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 02:56 |
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I'm sure the Martin army would tug themselves off over this guitar but it looks like a piece of poo poo. Would be embarrasing to bring it out asking price: $5,500
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 00:16 |
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When the big hand is on the little hand, etc asking price: $15
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 00:19 |
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hrmph unless you're Robert Fripp you should not be sitting down to play guitar
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2018 16:04 |
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disgusting
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 14:18 |
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Wark Say posted:a folksy, goofy grandma Sounds like Martin enthusiasts to me!
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2018 17:03 |
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I had no idea Fender made a Les Paul ripoff, but why would they make it in 1984 when absolutely noone was playing em? Even ZZ Top were using Explorers and whatnot (Sure, Brothers in Arms, Sweet Child and Still Got the Blues were just around the corner but hey)
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2018 02:40 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:Jeff Hanneman played a LP on Show No Mercy, which came out in 1983. Checkmate. oh like they would ever get on MTV
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2018 06:20 |
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The Muppets On PCP posted:lol fender charging 25 grand for yet another frankenstrat replica Don't be fooled by lame imitations Chrpno fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Jun 29, 2018 |
# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 15:15 |
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oh hai I set up your kit for ya, ready to go
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2018 01:38 |
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Krustic posted:Had my first out of town hell gig last week. Place was impossible to find, no crowd, no free beer/food/pay, opened for a karaoke act. Good times. ah well as long as you get to meet the headliner it's all good
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2018 01:39 |
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Shugojin posted:Well yeah, he played with Zappa It's kind of surprising that only one of those Zappa guys has gone away for serious sex crimes, seems like there'd be more
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2018 05:04 |
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hexwren posted:is that supposed to be a half-rack of ribs pickguard? what the hell Everything's hosed up about it, the more you look. Despite it looking like Sizzler lunch special, why are the string trees all screwy? Why does the neck look like it's been set on fire? Wouldn't anything be better as a bridge than a tiny block of softwood?
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 15:37 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:07 |
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ITS A GRETSCH YOU CLOWNS, MALCOLM PLAYED ALL THE GOOD RIFFS ANGUS JUST WENT WIDDLY WIDDLY FFS
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 01:46 |