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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
rip kevin

https://twitter.com/pleasure__kevin/status/916984465691254785

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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BONGHITZ posted:

money is worthless

this sound like something a poor person would say

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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gonadic io posted:

what about 5.5 figgies. it should be 75k

what about 6.5 though. 150k or 500k?

quoting this shameful post

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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your mapping has a hole between $75k and $100k. I suggest aspirational six figgies

maybe six figgies-adjacent

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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Kevin get help. go to a hospital and tell them you have a problem and need treatment.

do it now.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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Kevin has turned to the false god of communism. only the cleansing power of figgies can redeem his soul

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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bobbilljim posted:

6.5 figgies is >= $3162277.6602


here's an easy figgy calculator




so you’re saying that 6.5 figgies is three million dollars?

good luck with that.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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creationist believer posted:

what’s the exchange rate for a BS CS (top 50) to figgies?

at least half a figgie on top of your base

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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PleasureKevin posted:

it’s 2017 those don’t exist

that’s some small figgie talk right there. almost as if you were a poor person

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
more figgies equals better than

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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pram posted:

kevin is a zero figgie fucktard

he makes ten cents a year?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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power botton posted:

Unless you live like a moron I literally don't know how you spend anywhere close to 250k/year as an individual.

250k pre tax is about $180k take home.
mortgage + taxes on $2 million Bay Area house = $10k per month. that’s 120k post tax dollars per year.
subtract retirement savings and that doesn’t give you much to work with.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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Rex-Goliath posted:

yeah *only* $5k in spending money after the mortgage is taken into account. *imagines a caveman beating two rocks together like a simpleton* Jesus how horrifying

$3400, that’s if you contribute nothing to savings. if you’re maxing out your 401k, it’s more like $2500. $1000 of that is food, utilities, insurance. now $1500. not poverty level living, but also not the kind of money where you make big purchases anytime you feel like it.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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Fiedler posted:

Just Google lying to advertisers as per usual.

problem: advertisers want to advertise to people with money, not ones that are broke as gently caress
sub problem 1: our viewers are mostly poor
sub problem 2: people will click on the first entry in a list regardless

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
if you think American tech nerd figgies are anything close to what normal people get paid you’re going to be sad. most professionals get a salary and that’s it. maybe a bonus or commission. this subforum is skewed in compensation and geography and skill level and dickishness in this manner.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
lmao 1% of the economy is wood chips.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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Smythe posted:

DONATE your money to a local nonprofit arts org :thurman: and pay. my. salary!! :hellyeah:

hmm, should I donate my money to help suffering American citizens in Puerto Rico who are without water or power and in danger of dying from treatable diseases due to our government abandoning them in a crisis, or should I pay the salary of a guy that has enough spare time to moderate a dead gay forum?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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sup, bitches

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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wide stance posted:

Also six and a half figgies:
$150,000 or $500,000.

yes

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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poty posted:

dear figgies community

im thinking of buying an eames lounge chair for my (cheap) rental apartment. its like 5k. it looks good and im guessing it should have some resale value

im aware this makes me edible as per the latest yospos memes

please offer your thoughts (and prayers)

buy the chair your rear end deserves, op. figgies are made to be spent.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
it has long been established that a p deece six and a half figgies is 150k

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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power botton posted:

but thats not p deece at all

don’t figgie shame. six and a half is adequate for most people

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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BONGHITZ posted:

should we spend our lives in search of more figgies? or is there something else that i have not discovered?

job trek vi, the undiscovered figgie

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

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finally a lookup table so even five figgie fucktards can understand.

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