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there are gnomes and there are bongs, but sometimes one is also the other

what gives?

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:55

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Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

what is it about being a bong that attracts young gnomes?

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:56

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alternatively, what drives vunerable bongs to become gnomes?

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:57

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im just trying to wrap my head around all this bong/gnome business, but it's just too hosed up

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:00

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how can you tell if your bong is turning into a gnome??

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:03

Darkman Fanpage

every gnome ive talked to has been a big pothead.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:15

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

"Gnome" used to be spelled as "gnombe" until the 1930s, which could be be rearranged into "ME BONG" or "BONG ME". Duh!

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 19:30

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

Nosfereefer posted:

im just trying to wrap my head around all this bong/gnome business, but it's just too hosed up

Personally, I love sucking things out of a gnome's rear end. Oh, it's drugs? Well that's just icing on the cake, really.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 19:33

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UWBW posted:

Personally, I love sucking things out of a gnome's rear end. Oh, it's drugs? Well that's just icing on the cake, really.

the kids call it "smoking rear end"

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 19:35

alnilam

UWBW posted:

Personally, I love sucking things out of a gnome's rear end. Oh, it's drugs? Well that's just icing on the cake, really.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 19:55

alnilam

*teaching my friend how to use a bong* you crumble the weed up a lil, then you put it in his crotch... then you put your mouth around his rear end. now get your lighter ready by his crotch, here's where the fun really begins

# ? Oct 19, 2017 19:57

alnilam

*me trying to use a normal bong* okay I'm lost, where the hell is the crotch and rear end??

# ? Oct 19, 2017 19:58

Manifisto

leprechaun: ok you caught me. I suppose now you want me to tell you where to find my pot o' gold.

me, pulling out a lighter and baggie: not so fast

# ? Oct 19, 2017 20:20

little munchkin

alnilam posted:

*me trying to use a normal bong* okay I'm lost, where the hell is the crotch and rear end??

lol

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 20:31

little munchkin

i have never smoked weed out of a gnome but i have smoked weed out of a lawn sprinkler shaped like a rabbit

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 20:31

FutonForensic

"Mr. President, is it true you rimmed a gnome right in the rear end"

"Well, yes, but I didn't inhale"

# ? Oct 19, 2017 20:44

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Manifisto posted:

leprechaun: ok you caught me. I suppose now you want me to tell you where to find my pot o' gold.

me, pulling out a lighter and baggie: not so fast

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 21:13

Farecoal: There he go

does anyone know where I can find artisan bongs for gnomes??

# ? Oct 19, 2017 22:26

Farecoal: There he go

Bongs??? I thought you said bombs!!!

*Hundreds of garden gnomes explode across the city, causing hundreds of dollars in damage to lawns*

# ? Oct 19, 2017 22:26

vanisher

Farecoal posted:

Bongs??? I thought you said bombs!!!

*Hundreds of garden gnomes explode across the city, causing hundreds of dollars in damage to lawns*

# ? Oct 19, 2017 23:06

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Farecoal posted:

Bongs??? I thought you said bombs!!!

*Hundreds of garden gnomes explode across the city, causing hundreds of dollars in damage to lawns*

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 00:12

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Someone stole my gnome bong and now they send me mugshots from everywhere they got arrested for paraphenalia

# ? Oct 20, 2017 00:15

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old folk lore said that gnomes would sometimes abduct young bongs and replace them with one of their own

bongs that were suspected of being gnome bongs would be ostracised even by their own parents

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# ? Oct 20, 2017 00:18

Twenty Four

alnilam posted:

*me trying to use a normal bong* okay I'm lost, where the hell is the crotch and rear end??

lol this seems like a great thing to post out of context in other threads

# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:15

Darkman Fanpage

little munchkin posted:

i have never smoked weed out of a gnome but i have smoked weed out of a lawn sprinkler shaped like a rabbit

didnt know springlers were for weed i thought they were for water

# ? Oct 20, 2017 05:47

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Darkman Fanpage posted:

didnt know springlers were for weed i thought they were for water

well, you're both right. with the new keurignome self contained bong/sprinkler all you do is place a seedpod in the gnome; and it grows, harvests, cures, grinds, and lights up a bud 4 u while watering the lawn

# ? Oct 20, 2017 07:33