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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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My new laptop can't run a lot of games and I'm nostalgic. Is TF2 still... alright?

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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It's always been kind of hosed. What kind of hosed is it right now?

Edit: Is there a Discord? And how active or dead is it?

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Where do I go these days to find goons to play with

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Sep 30, 2009

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Sounds good, but definitely active later than I should reasonably be awake.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Jesus God help me, YouTube recs threw me into a spree of watching old SoundSmith videos and now I've reinstalled this garbage game.

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Sep 30, 2009

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drrockso20 posted:

That will do the trick*, have you watched his video on the Beggar's Bazooka yet?

*well him or LazyPurple
Yes, I enjoyed it and I can't wait to be bad with one.

Is there a goon Discord or a common server we hang in right now?

Edit: And now begins the process of selling trading cards for ultra-budget Pretty Princess Dress-Up.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Hihohe posted:

The only reason you should be top of the leaderboards as sniper is because you've been annihilating pubbies and you got bored of the soldier/demo/heavy and maybe scout so you go sniper for awhile because you figure you're team has got this.
I object on the grounds that sometimes you can get eighty billion points as Engie just from people using your teleporter.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Abyssal Squid posted:

The key words being "as sniper." I've gotten 50 points in one life as Pyro just by whacking a friendly teleporter with Homewrecker while a spy kept spamming sappers on the other end, which was dumb but no cheating involved.
Reading comprehension is important, kids! :j:

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Sep 30, 2009

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I'll meet you halfway. An equal amount of time should be spent in a gimmick build and/or as a friendly. Let them experience getting pegged while you're trying to dance with the enemy Pyro.

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Sep 30, 2009

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grieving for Gandalf posted:

are there servers people like to get on or does it even work that way anymore?
Repeating the question!

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Sep 30, 2009

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I'm a pretty okay Medic, but I think I threw my back out trying to carry this team.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Where do y'all play?

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Sep 30, 2009

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Pre-patch Rescue Ranger + Wrangler. :discourse:

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Sep 30, 2009

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I seem to have gotten really bad in my time away. Can folks give me some links to videos for mid-to-high-level tips for Heavy and/or Medic? And/or good maps/servers to practice specific skills on? And yes, I know ArraySeven exists.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Kite Pride Worldwide posted:

I swear to god it had a +/-10% damage variance on bodyshots (and all other guns too, in fact), which I learned about because it was apparently a big meta thing that it was only a 50% chance to kill a Medic on a fully-charged body shot? Like I remember that being the whole niche to the Machina at the time, that it had a guaranteed Medic bodyshot capability, and one of the big reasons why trying to play using the Sydney Sleeper and forgoing headshots was a terrible idea? Was I just deeply misinformed at the time? Are my memories lying to me?? :tinfoil:
There's no such thing as Berenstein Bears.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Thank you! I knew most of those, though I'm still pretty bad at damage surfing

Amy tips for heal order?

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Sep 30, 2009

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PMush Perfect posted:

I'm a pretty okay Medic, but I think I threw my back out trying to carry this team.


I did this a few days ago, and I can't help but wonder if I somehow healed in a way that got big numbers but didn't actually help the team much. I juggled healing as best I could, tried to keep people alive in team fights (that soldier was the closest thing I had to a pocket), but we never lasted long against a coordinated 2v3 and I almost never managed to stay alive long enough to get uber before that drat scout ran my rear end down.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Shinjobi posted:

Trying to get back into this game after 100 years, where are my servers?


Where did they go:smith:
Even Lost Continents moved on to Overwatch. :smith:

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Sep 30, 2009

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Do we have a Discord? I'd love to be able to coordinate teams for jumping into casual or MvM.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Yeah, like... C’mon, y’all, at least give me an X-3 so I know you’re ready.

Should I make a Discord? Seems like there isn’t one any more and Lordy am I tired of the /r/TF2 one.

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Sep 30, 2009

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*Kritzkriegs the Sniper*

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Sep 30, 2009

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“Flash Kritz the Scout” upgrades from “WTF” to “galaxy brain” though.

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Sep 30, 2009

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I made a Discord.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Man Musk posted:

Demoman catches coronavirus from not washing his hands.

Medic catches coronavirus from treating Demoman.

Who catches it next ??
Archimedes.

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Sep 30, 2009

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As less of a joke, I'd say Heavy next. He eats with his bare hands, without washing.

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Sep 30, 2009

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I was having a nice, fun game of Dodgeball when somebody dropped the hard-R in voice and everyone started laughing.

:yikes:

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Sep 30, 2009

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

People who play 2fort unironically are the worst.
24/7 Dustbooooowl!

I'm kidding, what I actually want to play is 24/7 Hightower

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Sep 30, 2009

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The problem is that playing PyBro is boring. If I’m basically just idling, sure, I’ll run around and spy check. But unless there’s a shitton of spies or an aggressive Demoman on the other side, if I ACTUALLY want to help my team, I’m going Medic.

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Sep 30, 2009

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People still play Torbjorn, too, that doesn’t mean I enjoy it.

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Sep 30, 2009

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I already uninstalled, and I don't think I'll be reinstalling again. It being open source now means it's just a matter of time before another bug gets found, and I don't trust Valve to stay on top of it.

Rest in peace, Rick May. Rest in peace, TF2. And thanks for the memories.

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Sep 30, 2009

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God dammit, youtube recs got me nostalgic and now I'm reinstalling TF2 again. The Uncletopia servers still decent?

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Sep 30, 2009

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Who?

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Sep 30, 2009

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Hadlock posted:

I'm sorry, but loving lol

:frogout:
I'm still in the Steam group, I'm just being a poo poo. :ssh:

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Sep 30, 2009

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A For Effort posted:

No competitive leagues play badlands anymore because apparently people think it's too hard to push out of last? What the gently caress, that was the final destination of team fortress 2 and a great map.
The final destination of TF2 is Dustbowl.

(2Fort is the Hyrule Castle.)

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Sep 30, 2009

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reignofevil posted:

And heck even though you can totally get stuck trying to take last on most payload maps it even has the kindness that if you're totally and completely sucking at getting the cart where it needs to go the game actually detects for this and starts sending the cart back in your direction. Solid.
Some people complain about that mechanic, but it serves the dual purpose of giving the defending team a reward for playing the objective, and of pushing the cart back into somewhere the attacking team can get too without overextending. Lords knows how many casual game would turn into a horrendous one-sided meatgrinder as everyone overextended as they tried to funnel one at a time directly into the jaws of death. If the cart goes back far enough, it can turn into a rallying point for the attacking team that even players with absolutely no interest in teamwork will be incentivized to gather around.

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Sep 30, 2009

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You can also """buy""" an acre of land on the Moon or Mars, which will matter to precisely no one once it actually becomes relevant.

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Sep 30, 2009

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We will, however, get Team Fortress: Alyx some time in the 2030s when the Valve money pit needs refilling.

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Sep 30, 2009

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It's called Quake. What you want to play is Quake.

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Jan 27, 2022

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Sep 30, 2009

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Popputan posted:

What is it with TF2 and it always being abandoned by developers working on it?
To be fair, TF2 Classic didn't get abandoned, Valve stabbed it to death in a back alley.

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Sep 30, 2009

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The Deleter posted:

Also I didn't actually respond to their reply to me but my retort would be that I would not fix my perceived problems with the Pyro by simply deleting the Pyro as that would have knock-on effects for the rest of the game and also make people who enjoy playing Pyro, like our good friend VideoGames, upset.
I actually had a whole paragraph predicting the knock-on effects that removing the Pyro would have. Nothing to keep Soldiers, Demos and Spies in check, so no one plays Engi. No Engi, so Scouts become endemic. Scouts are endemic and there's nowhere to fall back to, so Medics and Snipers become endangered. Even the Spies would starve themselves out with all their food being overhunted. Basically, it'd be a game just full of fast shotgun guys, medium-speed explosive guys, and the occasional big minigun guy. It'd be Quake.

Then I realized just saying what they want to play is Quake is both more pithy and less open to nitpicky counterarguments.

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