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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

PhazonLink posted:

so is it all IPAs or does Australia have better style diversity ?

You can't go past a craft beer fridge without seeing a thousand Hazy IPAs and New England IPAs these days but the breweries still put out things that aren't that so it's OK.

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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Maybe just pay more for your food and pay workers a living wage idk

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Yeah exactly, we still get tip prompts on Australian card machines but the waiter just presses No Tip for you unless you sound American.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I'm down with tipping as a way to fleece tourists. When we were in Europe last we left healthy tips because the food is already so cheap for our buying power.

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

Tips on POS systems are most certainly optional so you can still blame the store owners for that poo poo

If they're enabled by default no restaurant owner is going to figure out how many menus deep they need to go to turn that poo poo off.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Time_pants posted:

*sigh* Okay, what hosed up thing happened this time?

As it turns out, dozens of the writers of The Simpsons went to Harvard. So I asked myself the question: If The Simpsons served the interests of organized crime, how would it do so?

There are some notable specifics as it relates to this research, too: In Marge vs. The Monorail, the townsfolk…

In Lisa the Iconoclast, Lisa discovers that town founder Jebediah Springfield was a secret criminal con artist…

And here I’ve been, like Lisa Simpson, desperately trying to get friends, family, and the public to believe the proof of a totalitarian con I’m trying to show them, and they’ve turned away with hostility, apathy, disbelief, and partisanship.

And so, we realize the criminal truth of The Simpsons: Our elites are telling us that our eroding collective circumstances are our own fault, and we can’t do anything about it, while they steal the American Dream from us. It is, for lack of a more elegant word, brainwashing.

Lastly, we string these major discoveries together: Cryptocurrency is an economic doomsday device; our government is a secret kleptocracy; The Simpsons exists to brainwash us. From there, the only research we need is critical thinking and we’re able to piece together the true story of our circumstances.

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