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HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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I thought the gist of that tweet is that there are "bitcoin" dudes and there are "crypto" dudes and don't piss off the bitcoin dudes by talking about crypto because bitcoin is good and pure but the other crypto is bad and scammy.

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HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Durzel posted:

Aside from the grubbiness of it all it is rather fascinating how these things conjure up value from a critical mass of people believing that they are valuable. The fact that digital assets can be copied at no cost, and the notion that this is somehow bad or irrelevant in the sphere of NFTs, i.e. how "digital scarcity" is actually A Good Thing is just incredible.

Digital asset reproduction is, or should be, an equalising force, a fundamental good in the context of environmental damage or resource consumption caused by manufacturing tangible items. Instead, in the new world order of NFTs, the narrative we're all being asked to embrace is the idea of turning digital assets into a finite resource, for no good reason, just to enrich a minority of participants. The one thing that we could reproduce infinitely at no cost and no harm instead we have to impose artificial scarcity on, because absolutely loving everything in life has to be monetised and those who can't afford the consensus value disenfranchised from participating at all.

Man I hate NFTs. Their very essence is rotten.

I read an article that described the vision of NFTs as "a virtual world where we have finally solved the problem of how to create scarcity when nothing is real" which is just a brilliant description. To libertarians, the fact that digital stuff can be copied for virtually no cost is a problem, and NFTs are the solution.

The whole article is worth a read: https://www.gawker.com/culture/the-future-is-useless-expensive

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Nov 19, 2003
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Main Paineframe posted:

In theory, the blockchain lets you check the history and origin of a NFT, so it's trivial to tell whether a crappy ape jpeg is an original Bored Ape from the original Bored Apes collection or a right-clicked and re-minted copy.

The real fun happens if there's a blockchain fork.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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the holy poopacy posted:

Was driving around and saw a payday loan place advertising WE SELL BITCOIN (but no mention of buying.) Kinda tells you everything you need to know about which side of that transaction the sucker is on...

All the Bitcoin ATMs I've seen only sell Bitcoin

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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IBroughttheFunk posted:

Found in another thread:

The comments stretch on and on and on, just full of people gushing about how beautiful and thought-provoking is, and it's kind of making me feel like I am losing my goddamn mind as they treat it like a pinnacle of human expression.

I mean, I guess this by itself is fine. But why the hell is the bar just set so low for art when it comes to NFTs? I know this isn't a new observation for a long shot, but I am still absolutely astounded by just how much of it is absolute dogshit.

quote:

NFTs are the human capacity for visual expression as understood by the guy at the vape store.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Definitely not a cult

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Nov 19, 2003
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happyhippy posted:

https://twitter.com/ApeStarzNFT/status/1517183544694652929

Witness the birth of the next Pump n Dump.
Check out the comments, must be bots saying how EXCITED they are about it.

why is it always loving apes wtf is wrong with these people

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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repiv posted:

they're cargo culting BAYC or just hoping clueless people will confuse them for BAYC

Would you say they're aping BAYC?

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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istewart posted:

This landed in one of my spam boxes last week:

https://www.notboring.co/p/tokengated-commerce

quote:

We should ask: how does a community endorse another up-and-coming community on the internet? With collaborative tokengating: when two brands get together, and flip exclusivity into reciprocal inclusivity.

What are tokengated collabs? When The Hundreds does a collab with Deadfellaz, and you can unlock limited edition merch

It was about this point when my brain shut off and I couldn't read anymore. What kind of person is into this poo poo?

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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The guy they "confiscated" the tokens from already threatened to sue them too:
https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1520824099525824512

I thought the point of crypto was that code is law and no government or bank can take your money? Oh well

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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LifeSunDeath posted:

What drug does this? What drug makes people think this poo poo will happen, and then pay an architect to build a model of it (I'm assuming with actual money not flimflam bucks)?

It's not cocaine. It's not weed for sure. Is it bathsalts? I haven't tried them, but I can imagine they make you actually want to build a scale model of Bitcoin City.

People in power often lose touch with reality, especially if they're the kind of person to punish or push out anyone in their circle who gives them bad news or tells them they can't do something.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Why have I never read r/CryptoCurrency before, this poo poo is hilarious





HappyHippo fucked around with this message at 02:12 on May 11, 2022

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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I wish this could be a thread title

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Aramis posted:

The LUNA algorithm was never meant to actually run at all, wasn't it? The idea was probably that the mere existence of the algorithm was enough to cause buyers and sellers to self-regulate the value of UST in a sort of chess-like "the threat is more powerful than the attack" sense, I guess?

The fact that it still stands at 0.45 (at least for now) despite LUNA having hit rock-bottom sort of leads a tiny amount of credence to that notion, but LMAO at free-market geniuses building something that requires any amount of cooperation from participants to be functional.

What? I'm pretty sure it's running, that's why billions of LUNA have been printed in the last few days.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Aramis posted:

I'm not saying that it's not running at all, but that it was never meant to.

If people just traded their UST at or around the pegged 1$ value, then the algorithm wouldn't have to run, and when it did, it would just be some minor influence, and the system would achieve :airquote:stability:airquote:.

I think it was more that it was running and "worked" so long as deviations were small, but once there was a larger deviation the house of cards fell over. Fundamentally it was based on people having confidence that LUNA was worth something, once that was lost it went to poo poo all at once.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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This dude also said his wife was "good at making babies but bad at investing"

Edit:
https://twitter.com/itsloganshippy/status/1504983994575855619

HappyHippo fucked around with this message at 18:53 on May 12, 2022

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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priznat posted:

What is this “grinding” they speak of anyway.

Working a real job like a scrub

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Deptfordx posted:

The link below has a really good detailed explanation

This is for UST, not tether

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Nov 19, 2003
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Spaced God posted:

I'm really dumb how the gently caress does stopping a blockchain enable someone to steal $13M?

how do you even stop a blockchain? just disconnect it from all the exchanges?

So two things:
1) A lot of "blockchains" aren't even decentralized, or are only slightly so. The "validators" of the terra blockchain all got together and stopped processing transactions. I don't know enough about terra to know if all those validators are controlled by the same entity or merely a cartel.

2) A bunch of poo poo runs on "smart" contracts, where code is run on the blockchain. However these contracts can only "see" information in the blockchain. The big issue is how do you get information from the outside world into the blockchain? Enter "oracles," which provide outside information to the blockchain (note the obvious issue here that we are now trusting these services to provide accurate information into a supposedly "trustless" network). Well the whole terra thing needed to know the price of terra in USD in order to (try to) maintain it's $1 peg, so they made an oracle for that. Then other people built smart contracts that relied on that oracle, apparently assuming it would be online forever. When terra decided to go offline, they paused their oracle, and these "smart" contracts became exploitable because they no longer had access to the information the oracle was providing.

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Nov 19, 2003
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Eighty percent of innovation in the last two decades was "an app that allows you to avoid existing regulation."

Yup. Plus dressing up a traditional business as a "tech" business. Uber is just a taxi company, Airbnb is in the hotel business, WeWork is literally just renting out office space, but you can't pull in billions of VC money that way; it's got to be an App. At best the innovation is, as you say, ignoring regulations.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Double Bill posted:

I'm guessing the miraculous recovery hasn't happened yet



Nah bro you gotta log chart that:



See?

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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:lol:

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Normally they print a bunch of tether to pump up the price. I suspect how they run it is, they print a bunch of tether, give it to some entity, which writes them an iou of the equivalent money, and then that entity buys bitcoin. Tether then claims that the tethers are "backed" by that iou (which is itself backed by bitcoin). Regardless of the details, i think ultimately the majority of tether is "backed" by bitcoin

But the market cap of tether is dropping, not increasing. I suspect the issue is that tether is below the $1 peg and has been for a while. With everyone spooked following what happened to ust, the last thing tether wants is a bank run on tether, which could crash the whole market (especially since the bitcoin backing tether has dropped in value so much). So they're not going to risk printing a bunch of tether to pump up bitcoin right now, which could send the price lower. Instead it looks like bitcoin is being sold and cashed out, reducing the tether supply in an effort to keep it at the peg.

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Nov 19, 2003
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Sophy Wackles posted:

This is really good even though the lecturer is obviously a bit internet poisoned.

Pretty funny, at 38:30 he offhandedly mentions that "algorithm stablecoins are snake oil that implode spectacularly"

This was posted in February

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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*wastes life savings on magic beans*

That's ok, what even is money anyways? Makes you think. Just keeping it real here.

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Nov 19, 2003
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icecastle posted:

Because if you loaned them the UST they promised a 20% APR. Somehow people didn't think this was a ponzi

Yeah that line about how they weren't "investing or speculating," is bullshit. They're trying to make themselves look like innocent victims, but the reality is they were being greedy as hell chasing returns that even Bernie Madoff wouldn't promise.

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Random Stranger posted:

From what I remember from my IC manufacturing courses, neon isn't used in every process. And since it's used to keep a neutral environment, it's potentially possible to substitute another noble gas. But I'm sure there's weird complications there that mean you can't just swap out the neon bottle for an argon bottle.

I thought the neon was for the lasers?

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Random Stranger posted:

Maybe it is, but I'm thinking of transistor construction where at least one method involves throwing reactive material around and letting it build up deposits. I'll concede I could be off on how neon is used and where, though.

Here's a good rundown on the situation: https://www.rdworldonline.com/why-theres-a-neon-shortage-and-why-it-matters/

Basically, it's used for the lasers. You need a continuous supply because it eventually gets contaminated. You can make neon anywhere, but economies of scale favour huge air separation plants, which produce the neon as a byproduct. Ukraine has these huge plants to supply the local steel industry. With those shut down, the cost of neon will go up.

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Nov 19, 2003
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divabot posted:

Josh Greenberg, who was trying to get Matt Gaetz a preemptive pardon for screwing underage girls, and had six charges against himself for the same thing.

I know, an amazing coincidence that sort of thing happening in bitcoin.

https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2021/04/it-did-get-weird-enough-for-me

Didnt they get caught from their Venmo payments? No wonder they want a (pseudo-) anonymous currency

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Kill All Cops posted:

You left out the part of the quote where one of the guys calls it a shitcoin

Or this part:

quote:

"No, it’s not a poopy coin, man,” Cherwenka told Gray.

"No, it’s not a poopy coin" could be a thread title

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Best part of this one is not feeling the slightest bit bad about the people who lost their money.

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Nov 19, 2003
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https://twitter.com/tip_nz/status/1532106554803007488?t=zg5IhTE_qFh6CfDKKdXgog&s=19

Totally not a cult

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Booyah- posted:

https://twitter.com/BennettTomlin/status/1518605021734227968

I think hackers getting the BAYC credentials and minting like 50,000 official new apes would be one of the funniest things that could happen

"Do not click links"

jfc imagine having your life savings locked up in something where you could lose it all clicking the wrong link

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Random Stranger posted:

"Huffing asbestos is pretty bad for you!"

"Oh, really? Are you an asbestos huffer? No? Then shut up!" :smuggo:

Cultivating a community where all doubters are considered untrustworthy has a great track record and is definitely a great way to not get scammed

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Nov 19, 2003
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pippy posted:

Is this particularly meaningful? This would only be the real exchange rate if Celsius dumped all their stETH into this one liquidity pool all at once:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PbZMudPP5E
As I understand it, the liquid pool algorithmically increases the price exponentially as the pool becomes more and more unbalanced, and this is to incentivise folks to take the other side of the trade to rebalance the pool. This doesn't seem like the only place you can exchange stETH either.

I don't know how it works with standard financial assets but if a big bank just dumped all their assets at once on one exchange they'd take a huge haircut also? The only difference is that you can calculate it because the pool's algorithm is public.

The difference is if there's a run on your bank the feds have the assets backed up.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Just checked out this shitcoin,



Love an asset that loses 90% of it's value in a year. Great stuff.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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The GET poo poo DONE guy is the smart guy in that

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
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Interesting article. Some research showing what's long been suspected, that the vast majority of mining power is concentrated in a few entities. Mostly focused on the early years of bitcoin, but one interesting part is that at one point there was an entity controlling >50% of the mining power.

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Nov 19, 2003
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Gotta get the banks out of the picture

quote:

The network includes various exchanges and financial institutions to provide compliant settlement across multiple jurisdictions.

Oh

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