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Oct 24, 2017 19:55
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*found footage Sex-Ed film* [Man in boxers begins to speak] Okay, folks, we call this one the 69! [Man begins 69-ing an imaginary woman, then turns back to the camera] And this one, this is a new one! Just been invented! They call it a 68! [Flips onto his back] [Screen goes blurry] [Screams] [Tape ends]
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sex education teacher: and in conclusion, that is basically all you need to know about reproduction and the nature of human sexuality. [class begins to murmur, a few students start to rise from their seats] teacher [as if in afterthought]: oh, well, there is one little thing more . . . [the teacher suddenly whips out a six inch thick black hardcover textbook bearing the number "68" in huge white digits and slams it loudly on the desk in front of him. the room is shocked into silence.] teacher [smiling slowly]: that's right, poo poo just got real. sit the gently caress down.
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Oct 24, 2017 20:12
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*Counting in a threatening tone* "sixty seven, sixty eight, sixty eight and a half, sixty eight and three quarters..."
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Oct 24, 2017 20:48
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bragging to my friends that I've actually been doing it letter-style lately
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Oct 24, 2017 20:56
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68 is when you have sex with a snowman. Too bad global warming is taking even this small pleasure from us. |
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Oct 24, 2017 21:20
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Twenty Four posted:*Counting in a threatening tone* "sixty seven, sixty eight, sixty eight and a half, sixty eight and three quarters..." Zeno's Oral Sex |
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Oct 24, 2017 22:22
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a vertical asymptote of 69, forever approaching, but never intersecting The Nice. a number pervert's greatest nightmare
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Oct 24, 2017 23:17
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I don’t even want to know what dark corners of the internet you have to look in to find someone else who wants to 88 with you. Did it start in Japan? All that stuff starts in Japan |
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Oct 24, 2017 23:34
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The negative zero, or -0 which is just a symbol of putting a thing in a hole.
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Twenty Four posted:The negative zero, or -0 which is just a symbol of putting a thing in a hole. Virgin nerd: -0 doesn't exist Jock: Haha maybe for you! |
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sex philosopher: well, it was often said--I mean, virtually everybody accepted at one time--that 69 was an absolute, that there was nowhere else to go. but a few extraordinary souls were not willing to accept these limits. they said: we can go further. they had faith. and what happened? well, it's obvious enough now: 68 was there, waiting for someone to take a great leap. and so progress was made. what lessons can we derive from this? what does the future hold? well it is extremely hard to say. 68 could in fact prove to be the hard limit, the concept beyond which it is impossible to venture. and yet at times I wonder. I wonder if there is a way to go from 68 to . . . something, in the same way we went from 69 to 68. some sort of analogous process, an extrapolation, a continuation. at times it seems maddeningly plausible; at other times it seems utter nonsense. such is the human condition, I suppose.
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Jock: heh, -0 Nerd: that doesn't exist Jock: heheh =8 its a foursome Nerd: what? A sum of fours? I suppose |
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vanisher posted:Jock: heh, -0 quiet kid in the back of the room: +0 a lot of discomfort in the room, but one or two perk up suddenly |
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Oct 25, 2017 01:11
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=0 it's not gay if the balls don't touch
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vanisher posted:68 is when you have sex with a snowman. Too bad global warming is taking even this small pleasure from us. *regains consciousness in a bar restroom* "Where am I?" *See's 68 written all over the wall* "What year is this? What has happened?" *stumbles outside and waits for eyes to adjust to the light* "dear god..." *Snowmen everywhere* |
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not just 68, but 2 of them 
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I just did a 68. I recieved a blowjob and now I owe her one.
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Guillermus posted:I just did a 68. I recieved a blowjob and now I owe her one. If you return the favor with a 69, are you now at 70? |
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Oct 26, 2017 21:01
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Jedrick posted:If you return the favor with a 69, are you now at 70? I may even do it twice so it's a 71. It's going to be hard to be back at 69.
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| picking up the hot new funny sex number from the fall collection. leaving last season's funny sex number in a trashsack outside the goodwill | |
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That's Numberwang!
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Oct 30, 2017 15:05
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A pair of swinger couples doing the 138.
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Oct 31, 2017 12:38
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I need a diagram showing what 68-ing looks like |
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Oct 31, 2017 16:30
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free Trapt CD posted:future historians will compare the late 2010s to the Great Depression, using examples that laypeople can grasp easily: the skirts got longer, they'll say, traditionally a sign of increasing financial conservatism; the funny sex number dropped rapidly, bottoming out in the low fifties |
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Oct 31, 2017 18:38
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Laurenz posted:I need a diagram showing what 68-ing looks like It's like 69-ing but a bit faster ---------------- |
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Oct 31, 2017 19:54
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I can 68 69 times in the time it takes you to 69 68 times
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Oct 31, 2017 19:54
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Laurenz posted:I need a diagram showing what 68-ing looks like 
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Oct 31, 2017 21:40
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Oct 31, 2017 21:58
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Victor Borge: I 70'ed my lover after a lot of fiveplay. |
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Nov 1, 2017 23:47
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Twenty Four posted:A pair of swinger couples doing the 138. Is a 38 when you fart on her boobs? |
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Jedrick posted:Is a 38 when you fart on her boobs? I was doing a 69x2=138 joke but this is also true. Which leads me to :o8
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