It's mum not mom

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krampster2: Jun 26, 2014

mum is a nice and polite way to refer to your dearest mother, like 'oh hi mum!'

not this guttural way that you yanks go 'hey moooooom!! make me a drat peanut butter and jelly (american food) sandwhich now!'

be nice to your mum and say mum not mom

# ? Oct 27, 2017 09:33

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Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Ask yourself, what sounds best:

We Wanna Gangbang Your Mom 12

or

Might We Please Gangbang Your Mum 12

# ? Oct 27, 2017 09:38

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Wrong. It's also math, not maths.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 09:39

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

actually peanut butter and jelly is a world food

# ? Oct 27, 2017 09:41

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Mum I'm a savage bog man, please make me some baked beans for breakfast

# ? Oct 27, 2017 09:43

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

Actually the correct spelling is mawm. The truth has been hidden from everyone.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 09:43

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

yer mum's a right slapper innit

# ? Oct 27, 2017 09:49

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

America is the country that decides how the english language works going forward, not dreary old england. You guys lost the war then were about to lose two even bigger wars when we swooped in and saved ur dumb asses. So I'm very sorry, but despite your bitching the correct word is still "mom".

(USA! USA!)

# ? Oct 27, 2017 09:57

THE BAR: Oct 20, 2011; You know what might look better on your nose?

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Mum I'm a savage bog man, please make me some baked beans for breakfast

Cor!

# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:02

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

canada does new world grammer but also we like to throw a U in there sometimes

harbour

# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:02

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

OP is a foreigner

# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:04

krampster2: Jun 26, 2014

i am a polite australian man by the way.

what even is peanut butter and jelly? like are we talking about an actual combination of peanut butter, and like, aeroplane jelly? that sounds gross

# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:15

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

grab ur surfboard mate ur cooked

# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:16

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:18

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Les Os posted:

actually peanut butter and jelly is a world food

yeah world class!

# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:23

Duckbox: Sep 7, 2007

krampster2 posted:

mum is a nice and polite way to refer to your dearest mother, like 'oh hi mum!'

not this guttural way that you yanks go 'hey moooooom!! make me a drat peanut butter and jelly (american food) sandwhich now!'

be nice to your mum and say mum not mom

I don't think you actually know what guttural means.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:45

Duckbox: Sep 7, 2007

Wait. Hold on. Stop everything. What the gently caress is "aeroplane jelly?"

# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:47

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

It�s cum not com

# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:50

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

Duckbox posted:

Wait. Hold on. Stop everything. What the gently caress is "aeroplane jelly?"

This was my question as well

# ? Oct 27, 2017 10:50

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

The Dennis System posted:

Wrong. It's also math, not maths.

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# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:00

The Dregs: Dec 29, 2005; MY TREEEEEEEE!

You motherfuckers don't eat PB&J's? What the everloving gently caress? It's so simple and delicious. I think you guys would call it PB and jam.

Anybody that eats fairy bread has no right to dis PB&J.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:06

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

krampster2 posted:

i am a polite australian man by the way.

what even is peanut butter and jelly? like are we talking about an actual combination of peanut butter, and like, aeroplane jelly? that sounds gross

get this: americans call jam "jelly".

what do they call jelly, you ask? well they call jelly "jellijubs" b/c they are crazy people

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:25

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

peanut butter and lube

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:29

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:32

The Dregs: Dec 29, 2005; MY TREEEEEEEE!

Hammerite posted:

get this: americans call jam "jelly".

what do they call jelly, you ask? well they call jelly "jellijubs" b/c they are crazy people

what the gently caress is jelly, if it aint jam?

Anyway you focused on the wrong part of the post. Why don't you go try a peanut butter and jam? With a cold glass of milk. Then come talk to me.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:33

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Rambling Robot posted:

Ask yourself, what sounds best:

We Wanna Gangbang Your Mom 12

or

Might We Please Gangbang Your Mum 12

Oy! A blaggard's rodgerin me mum!

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:33

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

its calm, not culm

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:33

504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

Mum means wife dumbass

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

504 posted:

Mum means wife dumbass

i was trying to recall what the male british version of reagan was and then i remember thatcher

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:45

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

The Dregs posted:

what the gently caress is jelly, if it aint jam?

Anyway you focused on the wrong part of the post. Why don't you go try a peanut butter and jam? With a cold glass of milk. Then come talk to me.

Jelly is jam but not as thick. I don't know the difference and don't care.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:47

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

can�t spell poo poo without brit

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:50

THE BAR: Oct 20, 2011; You know what might look better on your nose?

Jam and jelly's equally disgusting; what's wrong with marmalade, you gelatine-quaffing monsters?

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:59

The Dregs: Dec 29, 2005; MY TREEEEEEEE!

THE BAR posted:

Jam and jelly's equally disgusting; what's wrong with marmalade, you gelatine-quaffing monsters?

It's fine. I just don't think it goes well with peanut butter.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:02

THE BAR: Oct 20, 2011; You know what might look better on your nose?

The Dregs posted:

It's fine. I just don't think it goes well with peanut butter.

That's a fair point.

You monster.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:03

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are disgusting

I am very disappointed in you my american comrades

# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:09

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

chav nicked me brexit

# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:10

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

The Dregs posted:

what the gently caress is jelly, if it aint jam?

Anyway you focused on the wrong part of the post. Why don't you go try a peanut butter and jam? With a cold glass of milk. Then come talk to me.

have some jelly and ice cream and chill the hell out!!!

# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:12

krampster2: Jun 26, 2014

Duckbox posted:

Wait. Hold on. Stop everything. What the gently caress is "aeroplane jelly?"

how do you guys not know anything about classic australian jelly products? you're living in the past mate you gotta catch up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJZ2w6Q_Uww

# ? Oct 27, 2017 12:12

The Dregs: Dec 29, 2005; MY TREEEEEEEE!

When he said aeroplane jelly I thought he was making a joke about some industrial lubricant or maybe something to put out fires.

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Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Your mum to my cum up her bum.

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