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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Stay mum like your Mum, since I told her twice

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WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

I had a gaytime with your mum

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's mom op, sorry to tell you this.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

the vice president of these united states has been very clear on this issue and anything less than 'mother' is disrespectful

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Mum I'm a savage bog man, please make me some baked beans for breakfast

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
My mom has a penis. I wish I had a penis too :smith:

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0NGZd_jBcA

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Hammerite posted:

get this: americans call jam "jelly".

what do they call jelly, you ask? well they call jelly "jellijubs" b/c they are crazy people

Jelly is made from fruit juice. Jam is made from the whole fruit. They're two different things you inbred bog dwellers.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
and if you say yeah na mate oim an austraaaaalian like that other guy, then you're an inbred bog dweller that was so inbred that you got sent to timeout on wretched hell island. Jams and jellies, people; can't get any clearer.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
If I say mum, people will assume I watch Dr. Who, which is bad. So I say the way my ancestors wanted, Mom. Also Jam or Jelly are gross. Peanut Butter and Honey, mother fuckers!

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players
Mom's the word.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'd like to bomb your mums shelter :grin:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Mum I'm a savage bog man, please make me some baked beans for breakfast

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

me dear mum i cant believe youve done that mum

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

walgreenslatino posted:

Jelly is made from fruit juice. Jam is made from the whole fruit. They're two different things you inbred bog dwellers.

Yeah, I’m wondering how they differentiate between the two.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
don’t brag if you don’t eat it like pbjs your on the losing side

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



The Dennis System posted:

Wrong. It's also math, not maths.

I too study mathematic

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Jelly is a gelatine based food usually flavoured with fruit juice

You guys pronounce schedule better than we do though

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Brits have to say mum cuz these idiots pronounce ma'am as mom. The first time I watched a british detective show I was confused why everyone called the detective "mom" until I figured out they were saying "ma'am".

How have those disgusting bog people hosed up their own language so badly?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Thanks for inventing the language but your garbage island is way past relevance.

That's rubbish in your backwards tongue.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
honestly i don't really like pb&j but anything is better than a toast sandwich.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Actually, it's pronounced meeeme

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

What do British people call their fathers?
That's not a set-up for a joke. I'm just curious.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
'the bad man who comes at night', obviously.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

dad = pupsy-mun i'm pretty sure

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

Nuke the UK and if I’m being honest? Australia too.

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

Oi m8 a chav nicked me EU membership.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I.C. posted:

What do British people call their fathers?
That's not a set-up for a joke. I'm just curious.

Also mum

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Actually, it's pronounced meeeme

Actually, it's pronounced meem

:tipshat:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I do appreciate the UK for giving the world The Inbetweeners

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSITlMwLgPU

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

I.C. posted:

What do British people call their fathers?
That's not a set-up for a joke. I'm just curious.

penis mum

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nathilus posted:

America is the country that decides how the english language works going forward, not dreary old england. You guys lost the war then were about to lose two even bigger wars when we swooped in and saved ur dumb asses. So I'm very sorry, but despite your bitching the correct word is still "mom".

(USA! USA!)

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
This thread needs some Finbarr Saunders, clearly.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

autoaim.cfg posted:

This thread needs some Finbarr Saunders, clearly.



Layers

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
PBJ sandwiches are for children.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Piss off limey!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

RaceBannon posted:

PBJ sandwiches are for children.

they are also for adults. The peanut butter has a lot of protein, and the jelly has vitamins.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

crikey

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Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

The Young Ones is the only good thing to come outta England.

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