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Part one of the second chronicle looking good so far

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DICK DICER posted:

Officially reached Tittiesville. Just watched a dude stagger piss drunk out of an IHOP

ah I see you've spotted the Florida version of me

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Fermented Tinal posted:

It's okay, it's not like they're actually food.

Watch your mouth

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Honeybuns are EVERYWHERE in Ohio

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Nutty Bars hell yeah

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Florida sucks

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Just get like a stuntman firesuit and well you get the rest

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Even your now washed dick and balls

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try covering yourself in cool mud and attempt to form like a barrier against the biting menace

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waffleimages.........

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Dick how old is ya

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Applesnots posted:

I get this reference.

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Happy Thanksgiving d00d

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oh god

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K-kawaii...

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just posting to say I thought about the "There are small ships there are big ships but there best ship is friendship" picture again :3:

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Didn't the :3: smiley used to blink????

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NVM it does still just doesn't animate on the awful app without clicking it

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You look like a granny somehow idk maybe I'm just real stoned

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I'm literally seeing a bearded Estelle Getty

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Hell yeah that Bug owns

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Dick you should make a ping pong ball gun to zip the kid in the legs with

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I live in Northeast Ohio where somehow it doesn't snow until January now so all I get is poo poo wind and gross dead mud forest

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Shaved Dave looks like Thanos

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ExplodingSims posted:

No that's going to be my tattoo because goddamn is that stuff the greatest.

[ASK] me about pissing off an entire building with a single can. :v:

How did you Panther Piss off an entire building

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builds character posted:

So, I just read through the exploding sims thread on his truck and then saw “Dick Dicer” posting in CA and somehow ended up here. Anyway, please get a full face helmet and CE rated boots.

Wearing a helmet that doesn’t cover your face isn’t really thaaaaat terrible for you in terms of how likely you are to die. That’s because your face is a fantastic crumple zone. However, there is some small modicum of pain involved in using your face as a crumple zone.

From a study, here’s what people hit. it’s their face




If you’re wondering about CE rated boots, google image search “Degloving foot motorcycle accident”

I'm the .4% of people who land directly on top of their head and spin about like a top

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How tall is Dave and why can't he post? :c

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iwentdoodie posted:

When I was on a ship, norovirus or something like it would go around usually twice on a deployment.

We were unclogging a sink line, and there was a guy dying in a stall. Suddenly the door flies open, and he shuffles across the aisle of shitters, to puke in the one in front of him. As soon as the noise stopped, we heard him moan "oh god it's turning around" and try to back shuffle into the stall again.

Instead he just starts making GBS threads. The smell of which made him puke. One of the most hosed up sights of my life, a grown rear end man standing bare assed with coveralls around his ankles violently puking and making GBS threads on every surface within 6'.

Just lmao

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It actually looks good though so uhh there is that aspect

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COOL DICK LUKE posted:

This fukken cat



That is a raccoon

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'Ol Stumpy Legs

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COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Oh my god theres 2 girls in line in front of me, one decided to tap out and leave. I joked well at least someone escaped and the girl remaining turns around and has two fresh black eyes and a broken nose

lmao you unintentionall rear end


RIP DICK HE DIED OF MEDIUM AGE IN THE DMV LINE

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