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You smell like trash
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Oct 31, 2017 05:06
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 17, 2024 13:53
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- vanisher
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I just can't even imagine making you take a bath, you mean that much to me
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Oct 31, 2017 05:08
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- Ride The Gravitron
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by FactsAreUseless
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My attorney has drafted this cease and desist letter. I love you, man, but you can't keep blaming me for your farts. I will take this to court if I have to. Please don't make me
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Oct 31, 2017 06:01
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- vanisher
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~Every time you enter the door, you smell like the most joyous anus I can imagine.~
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Oct 31, 2017 06:59
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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you are the best I know at picking up poop. real top-notch work. keep it up
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Oct 31, 2017 07:40
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- RatEarth
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I didn't say that.
but it'd be funny if I did
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If you die in the house, I might consider not eating your body.
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Oct 31, 2017 07:57
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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Squirrel!
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Oct 31, 2017 09:17
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- Android Blues
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I don’t get why people fault dogs for this or act like it’s a betrayal. If you were starving trapped in your house and your dog was dead you’d probably eat him or her. It’s be really sad! But hunger powerfully overrides your sensibilities. It’s fairly easier for a dog to digest rotting meat than us, but it doesn’t mean they love it, the recorded cases of this probably made the dogs miserable before they were discovered.
More, they usually only eat human bodies because after attempting and repeatedly failing to revive their owner, they try harder, end up ripping flesh when worrying at the body attempting to wake it, and then become panicked and start stress eating. It isn't calculated at all.
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Oct 31, 2017 14:08
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- Pot Smoke Phoenix
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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No matter if you're hairy,
No matter if you shave,
No matter if you scare me
When you shower or you bathe,
Your stink is most endearing,
Even when you try to wash it away-
My smell is better than my hearing,
Don't misunderstand me when I say...
I love your odor it's distinctly you!
Even with perfume your funk will shine through!
My olfactory bulb throbs with love when I find,
The stench and the smell from your human behind!
When you leave the room,
I have to follow close
Your underarm perfume
Brings joy to my nose,
I love your odor it's yours alone,
Although I sometimes wish;
When you go into the bathroom,
You'd stop making GBS threads in my water dish!
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!
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Oct 31, 2017 14:34
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- vanisher
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You ever find a chewed up toy under the couch? Like a heavily played with, covered in grime and hair, maybe once was a bunny or a duck but its impossible to tell now toy that got kicked under something and forgotten, but now has been unearthed? That's how I feel.
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Oct 31, 2017 16:47
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- Robot Made of Meat
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No matter if you're hairy,
No matter if you shave,
No matter if you scare me
When you shower or you bathe,
Your stink is most endearing,
Even when you try to wash it away-
My smell is better than my hearing,
Don't misunderstand me when I say...
I love your odor it's distinctly you!
Even with perfume your funk will shine through!
My olfactory bulb throbs with love when I find,
The stench and the smell from your human behind!
When you leave the room,
I have to follow close
Your underarm perfume
Brings joy to my nose,
I love your odor it's yours alone,
Although I sometimes wish;
When you go into the bathroom,
You'd stop making GBS threads in my water dish!
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 31, 2017 17:33
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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More, they usually only eat human bodies because after attempting and repeatedly failing to revive their owner, they try harder, end up ripping flesh when worrying at the body attempting to wake it, and then become panicked and start stress eating. It isn't calculated at all.
Can yall fuckn stop
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Oct 31, 2017 17:46
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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I would love to do the procreative act with you and your hot knees if i wasnt noitered
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Oct 31, 2017 17:47
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- Adiabatic
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What have you assholes done now?
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I know you tried really hard to throw the ball. I saw you! I saw your arm make the throwing motion! it was obvious, maybe even more obvious than you usually are when you are throwing the ball. it is not your fault that the ball didn't come out of your hand and fly through the air for me to chase. I mean, sometimes I think maybe it's me. maybe my eyesight wasn't good enough to see the ball, maybe it actually did come out of your hand and land over in those bushes without making a rustle or sound. and if that's what you prefer to think, if that's what will make you feel better about yourself . . . okay! I'm willing to take the blame. but I guess, hypothetically speaking, if the issue was somehow you instead--if maybe you just didn't throw the ball correctly, or maybe you forgot that your hand wasn't holdnig a ball when you made the throwing motion--I still love you. and I stand prepared to go get the ball if and when you're ready to try again.
my pupper irl
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Oct 31, 2017 18:23
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- vanisher
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Way to manipulate that treat bag so you could fish a couple out with your crazy long alien paws
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Oct 31, 2017 21:01
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- THE RAGGY
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You're a lot more squidgy than you used to be Human, also I cleaned up the sick in your office with my mouth.
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Oct 31, 2017 22:43
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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You're so brave for getting inside the big growl machine that hurtles across the hard and hot black dirt. It's even braver that you do not take advantage of the chance to stick your head out of the thing. Good job friend I love you
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Nov 1, 2017 00:09
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- Android Blues
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You're so brave for getting inside the big growl machine that hurtles across the hard and hot black dirt. It's even braver that you do not take advantage of the chance to stick your head out of the thing. Good job friend I love you
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Nov 1, 2017 00:27
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- Adiabatic
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What have you assholes done now?
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wow rude much
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Nov 1, 2017 02:02
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- Robot Made of Meat
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The evil machine that noises bad . . . you don't fear it. You . . . control it? Or, are you in some sort of colloquy with it? It mystifies me.
You don't seem to appreciate the effort I put into spreading my shedding fur evenly everywhere, but if it makes you happy to feed it to the evil machine, who am I to question?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Nov 1, 2017 04:18
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I know you tried really hard to throw the ball. I saw you! I saw your arm make the throwing motion! it was obvious, maybe even more obvious than you usually are when you are throwing the ball. it is not your fault that the ball didn't come out of your hand and fly through the air for me to chase. I mean, sometimes I think maybe it's me. maybe my eyesight wasn't good enough to see the ball, maybe it actually did come out of your hand and land over in those bushes without making a rustle or sound. and if that's what you prefer to think, if that's what will make you feel better about yourself . . . okay! I'm willing to take the blame. but I guess, hypothetically speaking, if the issue was somehow you instead--if maybe you just didn't throw the ball correctly, or maybe you forgot that your hand wasn't holdnig a ball when you made the throwing motion--I still love you. and I stand prepared to go get the ball if and when you're ready to try again.
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Nov 1, 2017 18:27
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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You can really eat. I thought Tiny the mastiff could eat, but you, you can eat.
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Nov 1, 2017 18:33
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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You smell like you spent six hours in the rain, woof!
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Nov 2, 2017 00:14
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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The only thing that tastes better than my genitals is your face *while licking your face*
Things a serial killer would say to you that they think are positive
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Nov 2, 2017 03:19
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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The meal you just slopped out of a can into my bowl was cold and wet and tasted like your farts smell.
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Nov 2, 2017 16:40
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 17, 2024 13:53
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- Nameless_Steve
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"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
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You humans are so interesting to watch when you do sex
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Nov 12, 2017 07:20
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