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To get drugs right? I mean they might have them. Their light is on. Go get it.
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loneliness
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Oct 31, 2017 15:04
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"Hiii, just wanted to be the first to saaay, welcome to the neighborhood!"
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Oct 31, 2017 15:04
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if you see a door and want to find out what type of material its made out of
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Oct 31, 2017 15:05
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if you're being hunted
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Oct 31, 2017 15:05
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It was scary OK.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:08
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the door has a sign on it that says 'please knock'
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Oct 31, 2017 15:09
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there's been a terrible accident me friend's lying in the road bleeding to death! can I please use your telephone for an ambulance?
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Oct 31, 2017 15:09
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"Someone clogged the glory hole!"
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Oct 31, 2017 15:10
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to suck they dick
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Oct 31, 2017 15:10
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Ein cooler Typ posted:there's been a terrible accident Nothing ever happens here. That would make me more suspicious.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:11
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your car is being reposessed a neighbor's house is on fire and you need to leave they ran out of hormel beanless chili and wanted to know if you had some to spare
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Oct 31, 2017 15:12
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You've finished the last steps of your new "signature knock" and can't wait to take it out for a spin
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Oct 31, 2017 15:13
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hey can i borrow some sugar?
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Oct 31, 2017 15:13
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I'm Peggy Hill so I only stock Wolf brand chili.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:13
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Their cat got turned around has been wailing at your door for an hour
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Oct 31, 2017 15:15
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hey thanks for that sugar, got any salt?
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Oct 31, 2017 15:16
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Hello sir. I'm terribly sorry to bother you at this hour, and I know I am a stranger to you, however I desperately need your help. You see, I ate a nasty bowl of gas station chili yesterday on my road trip to visit my online girlfriend. It gave me stomach cramps something fierce - so I chased it with 3 or 4 slim jims. I thought the worst had passed, but I suddenly and without warning now have the urge to poo poo. I implore you, one human being to another, might I please use your toilet to catch my chocolate shotgun?
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Oct 31, 2017 15:32
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Ein cooler Typ posted:there's been a terrible accident try the wine
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Oct 31, 2017 15:34
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:chocolate shotgun 
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Oct 31, 2017 15:34
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If the house is a rockin' don't come a knockin'! rear end, gas or grass, no one knocks for free! Don't knock it 'till you try it... knocking I mean. On a door. At 6am. Edit: Tinfoil Papercut posted:I implore you, one human being to another, might I please use your toilet to catch my chocolate shotgun? Thanks to Gay Weed Dad's avatar, I totally read that in Xavier's voice. KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Oct 31, 2017 |
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Oct 31, 2017 15:37
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paul_soccer10 posted:loneliness Hi Paul. I hope you have a nice Halloween.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:40
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thanks homie you too
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Oct 31, 2017 15:41
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I'm not going to. It's nothing you did.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:43
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*knock knock* hello! it's 6 am - do you know where your children are? well, see ya!
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Oct 31, 2017 15:43
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hey, is it cool if I pee on your door when you close it?
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Oct 31, 2017 15:47
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You are a traveling salesman for big doorbell
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Oct 31, 2017 15:51
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You'd like to get in.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:53
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Gay Weed Dad posted:You are a traveling salesman for big door knocker Want to get rid of that obnoxious ringing and go back to bed? I've got just the product for you!
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Oct 31, 2017 15:53
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a traveling buyer of big knockers
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Oct 31, 2017 15:54
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I gave a girl a hand full of naproxen. I hope she and her silent friend aren't passed out on the lawn when I finally emerge.
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Oct 31, 2017 15:58
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“Hey man you got any bud?”
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Oct 31, 2017 16:10
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I just started so my pimps got me working the dawn "pre-work" shift until I learn the ropes e: in this scenario I suppose I'm more of an escort who people call and set up appointments rather than like a side-of-the-road prostitute Two Free Toppings fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Oct 31, 2017 |
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Oct 31, 2017 16:58
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Does this smell infected to you?
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Oct 31, 2017 16:59
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 I'm here to take you to the airport. : but i don't want to go to the airport. not my fuckin' problem bitch.
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Oct 31, 2017 17:02
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Hello sir. I'm terribly sorry to bother you at this hour, and I know I am a stranger to you, however I desperately need your help. You see, I ate a nasty bowl of gas station chili yesterday on my road trip to visit my online girlfriend. It gave me stomach cramps something fierce - so I chased it with 3 or 4 slim jims. I thought the worst had passed, but I suddenly and without warning now have the urge to poo poo. I implore you, one human being to another, might I please use your toilet to catch my chocolate shotgun? Or poo poo on the doormat then light the doormat, ring the doorbell, and quickly run and hide behind a bush to watch the fun.
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Oct 31, 2017 17:09
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Hey neighbor is your refrigerator running?
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Oct 31, 2017 17:11
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Gay Weed Dad posted:"Somebody's poisoned the water hole!"
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Oct 31, 2017 17:11
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would you like to talk about jesus and the bible?
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Oct 31, 2017 17:13
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Hippity Hoppity posted:Hey neighbor is your refrigerator running? It was. What the gently caress did you do?
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