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Here are the results from last week:pre:+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | User | yards | bust | score | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | OxySnake | 984 | FALSE | 36 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Arnold Layne | 983 | FALSE | 35 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Chichevache | 976 | FALSE | 34 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | MrLogan | 975 | FALSE | 33 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | totally losing my mime | 975 | FALSE | 32 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Nystral | 958 | FALSE | 31 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Relentlessboredomm | 933 | FALSE | 30 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | WaffleZombie | 932 | FALSE | 29 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Marshmallow Blue | 925 | FALSE | 28 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | pixelbot2000 | 905 | FALSE | 27 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Okibi | 899 | FALSE | 26 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | The Puppy Bowl | 879 | FALSE | 25 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Strobe | 863 | FALSE | 24 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Forever_Peace | 850 | FALSE | 23 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | korrandark | 847 | FALSE | 22 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Young Hegelian | 846 | FALSE | 21 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Elephanthead | 845 | FALSE | 20 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | axeil | 836 | FALSE | 0 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Deceptive | 824 | FALSE | 18 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | a new study bible! | 818 | FALSE | 17 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Grittybeard | 762 | FALSE | 16 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Uterine Lineup | 726 | FALSE | 15 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | seiferguy | 722 | FALSE | 14 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | aBagorn | 713 | FALSE | 13 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | the mean lunch lady | 576 | FALSE | 12 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | DariusLikewise | 202 | FALSE | 11 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | No Butt Stuff | 202 | FALSE | 10 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | TurboFlamingChicken | 1016 | TRUE | 9 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Major Ryan | 1016 | TRUE | 18 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Shangri-Law School | 1019 | TRUE | 7 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | von Metternich | 1020 | TRUE | 16 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | bobjr | 1020 | TRUE | 15 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Benne | 1025 | TRUE | 14 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Hockles | 1025 | TRUE | 3 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | fishing with the fam | 1038 | TRUE | 12 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Bjork Bjowlob | 1115 | TRUE | 1 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+   Standings Overall Standings, Now in Google Sheet Form! Raw Files for Nerds Week 8 Raw Input File Week 8 Raw Results Week 8 Theme Week Winner Announcement Due to Week 9 Theme Week Announcement  1800s Week! After a bust-filled week, let's cast our minds back to another time. A simpler time. A time before there were such travesties as "passes" and "wide receivers". This week's Theme Week winner will be the player who has the best week without using receiving yards Token Reminder To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your Brady Number. This year we will have The THE COX TOKEN  Thrusts through the line to stop your running game! You may play the Cox Token when your Brady Number is a Running Back. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! THE OSWEILER TOKEN  A memorial to the greatest trade in history, the Osweiler token is a powerful reminder that teams can build via subtraction just as well as addition. You may play the Osweiler token regardless of your player's position. If your Brady Number would bust you, instead of adding points the Brady Number removes that many points from your score. THE PRATER TOKEN  Kickers are people too! You may play the Prater token if your player is a Wide Receiver or Tight End. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the longest field goal in NFL history - 64 yards. THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN  Sometimes despite years of loyalty and good will you just have to chase after the dollar bills. You may play the Ill-Advised Relocation token if your Brady Number is a Quarterback because the fans only care about Quarterbacks! If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the score of the opposing QB. For example, in Week 1 the LA Chargers are playing the Denver Broncos. If your Brady Number, Phillip Rivers, would bust you, you instead will get the score of Trevor Siemian. But since relocation doesn't always work out, if the replacement still busts you, tough luck! THE 28-3 TOKEN  A reminder of the greatest choke job in all of sports and that no one should ever count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the 28-3 token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better manage that comeback! In addition, you can use the 28-3 token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the 28-3 token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  NEW TOKEN ALERT The Sandwich Montoya Token  A tribute to the greatest sandwich-based QB ever, Sandwich Montoya always gives it his all even if he can't really go ham. That's why if you bust while playing the Sandwich Montoya token you get 10 points added to your score because hey, at least you tried! One time use only, so make sure you save it for a week you really need it!  Here lie those who failed to achieve the impossible. Their cloud of shame shall forever hang above them...unless they score a perfect 1,000 marioinblack (Week 1) MrLogan (Week 1) fishing with the fam (Week 2) Relentlessboredomm (Week 4) Elephanthead (Week 4) Strobe (Week 6) DariusLikewise (Week 6) Forever_Peace (Week 6) axeil (Week 8) Theme Weeks & Past Winners Week 1: GOAT WEEK (vanilla 1kob, just win baby) - a new study bible! Week 2: DINK 'N DUNK WEEK (at least 4 QBs with 1 yard) - bobjr Week 3: GROUND 'N POUND WEEK (at least 8 RBs with 1 yard) - Forever_Peace Week 4: It Ertz when Eifert (at least 3 TEs with at least 186 yards among all TEs) - axeil Week 5: BYE BYE BYE (only 5 players) - von Metternich Week 6: AIR YARDS (WRs + Receiving Yards only) - Bjork Blowjob Week 7: MEAT STARLORD (All lists must contain MEAT STARLORD) - TurboFlamingChicken Week 8: Air Raid Week (biggest bust using no more than 4 players) - fishing with the fam Week 9: 1800s Week (best week without using receivers) Week 10: ??? Week 11: ??? Week 12: Thanksgiving Turkey Week (biggest Turkey wins, list can only have one turkey) Week 13: ??? Week 14: ??? Week 15: ??? Week 16: ??? Week 17: ??? Week 9 Schedule BYE BYE BYE CHI, CLE, LAC, MIN, NE, STL Thursday Night BUF @ NYJ Sunday - 1pm EST IND @ HOU CIN @ JAX TB @ NO LA @ NYG ATL @ CAR DEN @ PHI BAL @ TEN Sunday - 4pm EST ARI @ SF WAS @ SEA KC @ DAL Sunday Night OAK @ MIA Monday Night DET @ GB
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axeil posted:We had 4 busts from people who didn't use Sandwich tokens. Ouch. Hockles posted:Air Raid I'd like my 10 pity points please. 
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Hockles posted:I'd like my 10 pity points please. aw gently caress. corrected in my version of the spreadsheet. won't re-upload but it'll be fixed next week. thanks hockles! this is why i post everything i can each week so ya'll can keep me honest.
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Nov 1, 2017 04:00
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ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards DAL - Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards B# - DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
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Nov 1, 2017 16:05
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NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards SEA - Russel Wilson - Passing Yards B# - DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
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deleting this and adding a new list because of watson's injury
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Nov 2, 2017 16:09
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Ye Olde Gimmicke BUF - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards NYJ - Matt Forte - Rushing Yards IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing Yards HOU - D'onta Foreman - Rushing Yards CIN - Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards TB - Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards NO - Alvin Kamara - Rushing Yards LA - Malcolm Brown - Rushing Yards NYG - Wayne Gallman - Rushing Yards ATL - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards PHI - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards BAL - Javorius Allen - Rushing Yards TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards ARI - Andre Ellington - Rushing Yards SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards WAS - Chris Thompson - Rushing Yards SEA - Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards KC - Charcandrick West - Rushing Yards DAL- Darren McFadden - Rushing Yards OAK - Jalen Richard - Rushing Yards MIA - Damien Williams - Rushing Yards B#: DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
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Nov 2, 2017 16:30
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OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards G# - DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
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Nov 2, 2017 17:46
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So passing is theme ok this does not make sense to me so I will only pick QBs that will not complete any passes. Brock looking at you. Add Watson to the no passing yards this week list. Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Nov 2, 2017 |
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Nov 2, 2017 19:14
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Elephanthead posted:So passing is theme ok this does not make sense to me so I will only pick QBs that will not complete any passes. Brock looking at you. Yeah passing yards are okay, since we already did a "running backs only" week it'd be lame to just repeat it.
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Nov 2, 2017 20:02
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BUF - LeSean McCoy -Rushing Yards IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing Yards CIN - Joe Mixon - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards PHI - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards TEN - Marcus Mariota - Passing Yards TB - Jameis Winston - Passing Yards B#: GB - Brett Hundley - Passing Yards
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Nov 2, 2017 21:16
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NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards B#: DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
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Nov 2, 2017 22:17
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CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards LA - Jared Goff - Passing Yards TB - Doug Martin - Rushing Yards ATL - Devonta Freeman - Rushing Yards KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards B#: GB - Aaron Jones - Rushing Yards
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Nov 3, 2017 17:21
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DEN - Brock Osweiler - Passing Yards HOU - Tom Savage - Passing Yards SF - C.J. Beathard - Passing Yards ARI - Drew Stanton - Passing Yards MIA - Jay Cutler - Rushing Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Rushing Yards B# Brett Hundley - Passing Yards
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Nov 4, 2017 21:00
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DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards BAL - Javorius Allen - Rushing Yards OAK - Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards B# - DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
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Nov 4, 2017 22:30
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THEME WEEK ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards B# GB - Aaron Jones - Rushing Yards
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Nov 4, 2017 22:51
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Theme Week Entry SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Rushing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards NO - Alvin Kamara - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards PIT - La'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards B#: DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
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Nov 4, 2017 23:50
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NO- Drew Brees - Passing SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing KC - Alex Smith - Passing CIN - AJ Green - Receiving B# DET- Golden Tate - Receiving
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Nov 5, 2017 01:09
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THEME WEEK NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards ARI - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards Brady number: GB - Aaron Jones - Rushing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 01:37
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SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards B# - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 02:27
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THEME WEEK ENTRY BAL – Alex Collins – Rushing Yards NO – Alvin Kamara – Rushing Yards NO – Mark Ingram – Rushing Yards LAR – Todd Gurley – Rushing Yards CAR – Christian McCaffrey – Rushing Yards JAX – Leonard Fournette – Rushing Yards ARI – Kerwynn Williams – Rushing Yards WAS – Chris Thompson – Rushing Yards KC – Kareem Hunt – Rushing Yards DAL – Ezekiel Elliott – Rushing Yards MIA – Kenyan Drake – Rushing Yards B#: GB – Aaron Jones – Rushing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 03:27
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THEME WEEK NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Brady number: GB - Aaron Jones - Rushing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 03:46
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Theme Week DEN - Brock Osweiler - Passing Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards SF - C.J. Beathard - Passing Yards HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards DEN - C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards B# - GB - Brett Hundley - Passing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 05:47
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Theme Week LA- Jared Goff- Passing PHI- Carson Wentz- Passing KC- Alex Smith- Passing MIA- Damien Williams- Rushing B# GB- Aaron Jones- Rushing
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Nov 5, 2017 05:55
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THEME WEEK CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards PIT - La'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards B# - DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 07:18
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THEME WEEK ENTRY NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards NO - Alvin Kamara - Rushing Yards PHI - LeGarrette Blount - Rushing Yards KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards B#: DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 07:40
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THEME WEEK ENTRY BAL – Alex Collins – Rushing Yards NO – Alvin Kamara – Rushing Yards DEN – C.J. Anderson – Rushing Yards LAR – Todd Gurley – Rushing Yards ATL – Devonta Freeman – Rushing Yards JAX – Leonard Fournette – Rushing Yards ARI – Kerwynn Williams – Rushing Yards WAS – Chris Thompson – Rushing Yards KC – Kareem Hunt – Rushing Yards DAL – Ezekiel Elliott – Rushing Yards SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards ARI - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards Phi - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards B#: GB – Aaron Jones – Rushing Yards Relentlessboredomm fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Nov 5, 2017 |
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Nov 5, 2017 15:26
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Theme Week PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards B# - DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 15:32
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Woof, last week was bad. Here's hoping this week is a get-right week. Theme week NO - Drew Brees - Passing KC - Alex Smith - Passing KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing B#: DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing
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Nov 5, 2017 15:41
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NO- Drew Brees- Passing Yards LAR- Jared Goff- Passing Yards DAL- Dak Prescott- Passing Yards B# DET- Golden Tate- Receiving Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 16:11
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NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards B# GB - Aaron Jones - Rushing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 16:48
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Theme Week, I guess? PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards PHI - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards B#:GB - Aaron Jones - Rushing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 17:09
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THEME WEEK LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards B#: DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards
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Nov 5, 2017 17:12
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THEME WEEK DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley II - Rushing Yards HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards B#: DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards The Sandwich Montoya Token
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Nov 5, 2017 17:37
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Theme WEEK BAL - Alex Collins - Rushing DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing LA - Todd Gurley - Rushing DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing B#: DET - Matt Stafford - Passing
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Nov 5, 2017 17:43
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Well I may have missed the last two weeks THEME WEEK PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards CAR - Cam Newton - Rushing Yards SF - C. J. Beathard - Passing Yards B# DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards
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Theme Week! LA - Jared Goff - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards DEN - C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards BAL - Alex Collins - Rushing Yards SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards B#: GB - Aaron Jones - Rushing Yards Edit: Edited before kickoffs to remove Fournette, who is apparently inactive today. fishing with the fam fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Nov 5, 2017 |
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Nov 5, 2017 17:53
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I suppose this qualifies as theme week NE - Tom Brady - passing yards CAR - Cam Newton - passing yards SEA - Russell Wilson - passing yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - rushing yards Brady # - GB - Aaron Jones - rushing yards
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Nov 5, 2017 17:57
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THEME WEEK ATL - Devonta Freeman - Rushing Yards ATL - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards CAR - Johnathan Stewart - Rushing Yards CAR - Cam Newton - Rushing Yards IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing Yards HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards HOU - D'Onta Foreman - Rushing Yards CIN - Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards CIN - Joe Mixon - Rushing Yards JAC - Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards JAC - TJ Yeldon - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards LAR - Tavon Austin - Rushing Yards NYG - Orleans Darkwa - Rushing Yards NYG - Wayne Gallman - Rushing Yards TB - Doug Martin - Rushing Yards TB - Jacquizz Rodgers - Rushing Yards DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing Yards DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards BAL - Alex Collins - Rushing Yards BAL - Javorius Allen - Rushing Yards B#: GB - Aaron Jones - Rushing Yards
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ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards NO - Michael Thomas - Receiving Yards OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards B#: DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
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