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these neighborhood kids won't see what hit 'em when I load up my 12 gauge with all this candy corn.
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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everyone's happy to get a full-size snickers, but let's see how they feel when I give them one that's sharpened to a point
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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I only want to hear two sounds tonight: the crunch of bones breaking, and the sound of me chowing down on this nestle crunch bar
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the path to my front door is laden with toblerones acting as makeshift spike strips
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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in one hand: a slingshot
in the other: a whooole big bag of root beer barrels
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but it'd be funny if I did
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Putting up one of those candy bowls with the hand that pops up except instead of a Frankenstein hand it's a boxing glove on a spring.
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WYOMING - It was a trick that he'll never forget. 60 years old and alcoholic, Bill Toomes is a broken man. Every day is a struggle to get out of bed, and he starts his day with a beer. "I just want to forget, man," he says. "Sometimes I think I can't live with it, you know? But I do. I couldnt do anything then, I can't do anything now. I guess I'll always be running from it."
Bill is referring to the tragedy he experienced at 6 years old, on October 31st, 2017. Whilst trick or treating, he and his friends came under heavy fire from a neighbour with weaponized candy. Immediately his friend Tom West, then 7, and Louis Good, also 7, were hit when a claymore filled with candy corn exploded. "After Tommy and Louis went down, we just hit the dirt and found cover. We remembered our training, thankfully, but I remember they were both right beside me. I was behind a big tree, I don't think the guy saw me, but Tommy and Louis were laying there beside me. Tommy kept trying to push his bag of candy to me, but the candy corn was all over him, and I was too scared to move. I'll always regret that." In the next few minutes, Bill's unit were decimated, and while the left flank was being torn apart by Hershey Kisses, Bill broke. "I just couldn't anymore. I just couldn't. I saw my chance and I ran. I don't think anyone else made it out. I lost a lot of good trick or treaters that night." His voice begins to break. "I felt like I walked into hell. But with a bunch of Halloween candy instead of flames and stuff."
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Heh, me?
I'm all trick, no treat *squeezes Cadbury chocolate egg in fist*
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