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I can't think of a more nightmarish thing than being a GBS mod
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Nov 25, 2017 14:46
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Shrapnig posted:When did they make you a GBS mod ffs? Imagine working for free. Smh.
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Nov 25, 2017 15:15
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oliwan posted:I can't think of a more nightmarish thing than being a GBS mod turn off your monitor
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Nov 25, 2017 15:30
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Lets all say really racist things in GBS and see if Jose has the cojones to ban us
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Nov 25, 2017 15:31
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Blue Star Error posted:Lets all say really racist things in GBS and see if Jose has the cojones to ban us He's probated fridge corn 4 times for totally innocuous poo poo so he's probably gone mad with power.
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Nov 25, 2017 15:35
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wooger posted:It will tend to bring up any problems when you’re pushing your cardio 100% as they do. Glad they caught it. I'll let you in on a secret. This was a problem with cyclists 15years ago. It's not the cardio, it's the blood doping.
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Nov 25, 2017 15:58
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Someone doing an MDT?
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Nov 25, 2017 16:03
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I hope they do so we can laugh and laugh at spurs
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Nov 25, 2017 16:05
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I’ve made one
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Nov 25, 2017 16:13
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oliwan posted:I can't think of a more nightmarish thing than being a GBS mod The best thing about being a gbs mod is that there are 30 of them
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Nov 25, 2017 16:40
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Ashley needs to shift Newcastle sharpish before the investors twig exactly how pish their team is
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Nov 25, 2017 20:14
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Probably a fair result. Hazard is real good at football as is Azpilicueta. Moreno and Salah were the best for us imo. We really need to learn how to close off games if we want to win anything though. Currently I don't think we have the players for it.
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Nov 26, 2017 00:02
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Azpilicueta seems like he gets better every year and Conte clearly loves him since he's played every minute in the Premier League since Conte took over as manager. He's up to 51 matches, 4590 minutes.
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Nov 26, 2017 00:11
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The Chels has some v good players but settling for a draw at home will never feel good. Keita can't come soon enough but is he the one to stop everyone else from wilting like. i don't know, a particularly panicky flower?
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Nov 26, 2017 00:35
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Keita is going to be good but also get sent off a lot and probably do some other mental stuff
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Nov 26, 2017 11:21
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c0burn posted:Keita is going to be good but also get sent off a lot and probably do some other mental stuff The next Gerrard indeed.
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Nov 26, 2017 11:53
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tarbrush posted:The next Gerrard indeed. this still makes me lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh6Uy-95U0g
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Nov 26, 2017 12:06
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Not his costliest lack of coordination.
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Nov 26, 2017 12:14
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Eau de MacGowan posted:this still makes me lol My proudest moment on these dead comedy forums.
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Nov 26, 2017 14:10
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tarbrush posted:The next Gerrard indeed. I really hope Keita gives us something as hilarious as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxWJeZaV8-E
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Nov 26, 2017 23:15
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that still makes me laugh
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Picture the scene. 1975 and 16 year old Sid is dragged by his ear into the foreman's office. Sid was doing an apprenticeship in toolmaking and was in his first year. It was an okay job when many of his ilk were signing on or doing poo poo jobs for poo poo wages (Sid was on nearly £16 a week!) 'Look lad, this has been your third absence since you started, I know what's behind it... bloody football. Everton don't pay your wages, they won't be there for you when you have your first kid or need a house to live in... now grow up, buckle down and gently caress football or you'll be out on your arse' Sid smiled to himself... 'he'll never understand... he's dead inside... he has no passion in his life... I have... we've QPR away on Tuesday, Latchford and Pearson are banging them in and I'm going to be there for the lads... gently caress this shite job' These were the days when Everton meant everything to me... everything else took second place. Missing a game was quite unthinkable. In my heart, in my soul... my everything. It wasn't the first job I lost through my love for Everton... 2017... Wife. ' Do you fancy a couple of weeks away?'. I thought about this... 'When'... 'Early December' She said 'But that's the football season' I thought. I've just had a life threatening illness... I was a couple of weeks from playing my harp in a football free zone, all white with celestial temples not even called Derek. I thought about the way we'd been playing, the lack of effort, the lack of care... the complete lack of the thought from some of the players that 'this matters' 'Yeah book it' I said I'll miss West Ham, Huddersfield, Apollon Limmosol, Liverpool and Newcastle This would have been unthinkable to the 16 year old Sid... but gently caress Everton, gently caress them... and gently caress young Sid... The players don't give a shite - why should I? See you in three weeks
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Nov 27, 2017 13:02
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Nov 27, 2017 14:15
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tentatively making nobby keta my new favorite player, seems a solid mix of excellent skill and excess anger
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Nov 27, 2017 16:06
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Lukaku won't face any after the fact punishments for the "Bong incident" during the Brighton game. I didn't see it but apparently he kicked out at Bong twice, and the disciplinary panel was split on whether or not to charge him, so he won't be charged. I guess a lot of sports writers got a bunch of "Lukaku hitting the Bong" headlines out of it though so in a way we were all punished.
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Nov 27, 2017 16:24
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RideTheSpiral posted:Picture the scene. 1975 and 16 year old Sid is dragged by his ear into the foreman's office. Sid was doing an apprenticeship in toolmaking and was in his first year. It was an okay job when many of his ilk were signing on or doing poo poo jobs for poo poo wages (Sid was on nearly £16 a week!) lol, please respond nice meltdown from me
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Nov 27, 2017 16:59
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RideTheSpiral posted:Picture the scene. 1975 and 16 year old Sid is dragged by his ear into the foreman's office. Sid was doing an apprenticeship in toolmaking and was in his first year. It was an okay job when many of his ilk were signing on or doing poo poo jobs for poo poo wages (Sid was on nearly £16 a week!) I feel sad for this guy, both because Everton are letting him down and because he seems to have hurt himself a lot economically due to bad decisionmaking.
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Nov 27, 2017 17:04
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uli2000 posted:I really hope Keita gives us something as hilarious as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxWJeZaV8-E Actually this is the superior version op. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uExTwNxNxiw
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Nov 27, 2017 17:16
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Keita is gona push our packing numbers right up.
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Nov 27, 2017 18:23
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football is dead and gay
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RideTheSpiral posted:Picture the scene. 1975 and 16 year old Sid is dragged by his ear into the foreman's office. Sid was doing an apprenticeship in toolmaking and was in his first year. It was an okay job when many of his ilk were signing on or doing poo poo jobs for poo poo wages (Sid was on nearly £16 a week!) Wait til Sid sees this: http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/42142329
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Nov 27, 2017 20:50
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The sun have noticed that Sparky is wank and should be the next to go. The Sun is terrible but it makes a change that a big paper is actually highlighting his awful record rather than hand waving it away with the same old "They'll be fine" bollocks that always gets trotted out. Some tasty stats: quote:In their last 66 matches, Stoke have won just 19 and have lost 29. It also mentions the 50m wasted on Imbula, Berahino and Wimmer and that the defence has conceded the joint second highest in the league. He should've gone in the summer. Unfortunately Coates has only ever appointed British managers so even if he was to act he'd only appoint from the same uninspiring list that Everton and West Brom have been linked to. Or my worst nightmare will happen and we'll appoint Pulis for the third time.
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Meat Wagon posted:The sun have noticed that Sparky is wank and should be the next to go. The Sun is terrible but it makes a change that a big paper is actually highlighting his awful record rather than hand waving it away with the same old "They'll be fine" bollocks that always gets trotted out. Wanna swap for Paul Clement?
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Nov 27, 2017 23:31
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Clement and Sanches for Hughes and Allen, please.
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Nov 27, 2017 23:32
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I saw a league table from the start of the year and Clement has actually managed more points than Hughes. Both are wank though. I'll swap you Sanches for Berahino though.
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Meat Wagon posted:The sun have noticed that Sparky is wank and should be the next to go. The Sun is terrible but it makes a change that a big paper is actually highlighting his awful record rather than hand waving it away with the same old "They'll be fine" bollocks that always gets trotted out. How well do you expect Stoke to be performing then, given their location, pulling power for good players etc? They never seem in any danger of relegation and they had a tough start to the season if I recall as far as fixtures go. Not all manager posts are created equal, a record like that would be far more dire at Chelsea than at Stoke.
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Ninpo posted:How well do you expect Stoke to be performing then, given their location, pulling power for good players etc? They never seem in any danger of relegation and they had a tough start to the season if I recall as far as fixtures go. if i was a footballer the ability to buy a three bed garden terrace for £40k would be a huge draw
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RideTheSpiral posted:if i was a footballer the ability to buy a three bed garden terrace for £40k would be a huge draw You could own half the city by the time you retired.
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RideTheSpiral posted:if i was a footballer the ability to buy a three bed garden terrace for £40k would be a huge draw a three bed garden terrace... in Stoke
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