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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Gonna purge my upper middle class neighbors down the hill who let their teenaged brats ride dirtbikes in their yard, and who won't fix their loving fence for half a year which let their stupid dog get out and bite someone. Oh yeah, and they're white.

Reuse what they put to waste. Those snowmobiles they ride through every yard every single year? Conveyor belts for the guillotines! :science:

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
avocado toast as bullets

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Duscat posted:

we don't need to hear their life story, friend, this is all that matters, get beheading

If I can't exploit revolutionary justice to settle my petty grudges, then what's the point?

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Why would brass schedule this for November 4th when they know everybody's V For Vendetta watch parties are the next day?

Red Ryder
Apr 20, 2006

oh dang
I guess I'll go get my hair trimmed in accordance with the socialist lifestyle

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


I'm going to break into houses with TRUMP stickers on the pickups out front just to see the look on their faces when the shotgun pellets bounce off of my rippling supersoldier pecs.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Wrenever posted:

I'm going to break into houses with TRUMP stickers on the pickups out front just to see the look on their faces when the shotgun pellets bounce off of my rippling supersoldier pecs.

There's a molon labe guy who lives down the street from me. It'd be great to actually take a gun out of his hands and bend it into a steel pretzel.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
im gonna jump down two familly dads who might be nazis throats with my super soldier legs that i leaped from 10 blocks away and landing on them perfectly, wearing their entire bodies as shoes and then i go stompin around kickin children with my new nazi dad boots

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

im gonna jump down two familly dads who might be nazis throats with my super soldier legs that i leaped from 10 blocks away and landing on them perfectly, wearing their entire bodies as shoes and then i go stompin around kickin children with my new nazi dad boots

I'm dead positive there's porn of this.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Probably just post in the thread about the inevitable alt-right dude took this poo poo seriously enough to go out shooting/running people down for real.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

There's a molon labe guy who lives down the street from me. It'd be great to actually take a gun out of his hands and bend it into a steel pretzel.

Molon labe more like moron label

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

cuntman.net posted:

im going to displace all the ducks out of their habitat so they spend all day crossing the road and hold up traffic

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to use my supersoldier powers to kill birds and mice and leave them on peoples doorsteps

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to kidnap a horse and hold it for ransom

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i'm going to poo poo on a white guy's porch

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
where do I sign up for antifa

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Im a white middleclass antifa small business owner and I'm incredibly conflicted about this weekend.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


TheDon01 posted:

Im a white middleclass antifa small business owner and I'm incredibly conflicted about this weekend.

otoh check this poo poo out:

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Well my small business is carpentry...

Downloading guillotine.dwg

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to kidnap a house and hold it for ransom

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to set up a guillotine in front of a nazis house and behead myself repeatedly and throw all the heads at his house to send him a message

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Use my antifa supersoilder superpowers to move personal items around the house, put everything in weird places

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to tell the nazis its actually november 5th so theyll be caught off guard by all of my other vicious acts

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to find a nazi thats eating and slap the food out of their hands

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to get together with my antifa cell (thats supersoldier speak for group) and we're going to steal all the coal from underground and put it down peoples chimneys

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to post a tweet with 281 characters

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to use my 4 arms to punch 4 nazis at once

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
I've been boning up on my defenestration skills OP

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to get together with my antifa platoon (thats supersoldier speak for cell) and we're going to find a tornado and waft it to where the nazis are by flapping our arms

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Become the legendary Super Socialist

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
I'm a pink-pyjama wearing pussy so I'm going to get mowed down by some swole prepper with a copy of the Turner Diaries.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to steal a wheelchair and use it to run people over

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

cuntman.net posted:

im going to steal a wheelchair and use it to run people over

are you going to paint flames on it first

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

gonna be purging op

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

i'm gonna have sex with my wife

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

wizard on a water slide posted:

Why would brass schedule this for November 4th when they know everybody's V For Vendetta watch parties are the next day?

yeah i was gonna blow up congress for the 5th, this is such a pain

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to get a bunch of closed signs and put them on businesses so they lose money

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
about 20 years ago, some friends invited me to their magic changeling LARP thing, hoping that I would get into it.

it wasn't for me.

so tomorrow isn't for me, either.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
I'm gonna sneak into the house of every Nazi and replace all their videogames with Wolfenstein.

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i'm gonna get ordained in the universal life church and find some nazis and gay marry them all to each other before they realize what's going on

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