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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

redneck nazgul posted:

i'm gonna have sex with my wife

im going to have sex with your wife too

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
well today’s the day boys

I’m too sleepy to get out of bed tho

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to ride my bike on the highway

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to get together with my antifa horde (thats supersoldier speak for platoon) and we're going to stand in the ocean to make the water level go up and drown florida

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

redneck nazgul posted:

i'm gonna have sex with my wife

I'm also going to have sex with this guys wife

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

im going to have sex with your wife too

same, al! is also gonna have sex w me

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I'm going to run through a field of wheat.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
It is almost time, Allah's blessings to you comrades.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

im going to get together with my antifa gaggle (thats supersoldier speak for horde) and we're going to overload an elevator so it cant move

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

cuntman.net posted:

im going to get together with my antifa gaggle (thats supersoldier speak for horde) and we're going to overload an elevator so it cant move

but you could do that by yourself

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i'm gonna join the III% and build a teleporter right outside their base that teleports them directly into a gay night club

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

bump_fn posted:

but you could do that by yourself

im going to punch you with a million pounds of pure supersoldier muscle

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
i'm gonna deliver a voice clip that becomes a meme in the next generation as i open my trenchcoat and offer to sell supplies

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I am going to kill 10,000 republicans.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
My chainsword's jammed, I might be a while. Anyone got some grease?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
It's November 4th Eve!! i'm drunk so i truggled with what voice i took throughout this

Twas the Fourth of November, and out in the burbs
All windows were shuttered, locked tight by the Herbs

Who fear for their necks during pinko revolts
And snuggle up close with their Rugers and Colts

But me in keffiyeh and she swathed in black
Could hop the mass transit, out there and right back!

Cavorting in droves with the Muslims and gays
We’ll zero right in on a white man that prays

To the God of the Markets, of Oil and of Gas
And just wants to see the last round of cuts pass

To those lazy usurpers’ Big Government aid,
For to help out the people who work to get paid.

But proudly ignoring all property rights
We stroll up the broad sidewalks and follow streetlights

All funded by Communist tax-base expansion
Of levies and millage, his gaudy McMansion

Should serve as his castle but lo, he’s despised
By wife and by kids, who he’s oft victimized

In defense of his burly suburban persona
While swilling down Budweiser, Coors and Corona

So in shall we waltz, for the door’s not alarmed
It’s been taken offline by the family he’s harmed.

Then off to the square with committed intentions
To build us a gallows and reap Twitter mentions

By trussing up fifty five year old white men
And snapping a selfie for all of our friends.

With social media hordes thusly sated
Momentarily after, their necks situated

Trapped square and soundly within the lunette
Each fat middle manager might scream “NOT YET”

But too little too late, pull the rope, hear the chop
And into the basket a banker head drops

Repeat you this scene ‘round the country I’ll bet
That glorious Marx will return to us yet.

Then back to the cities, to the subway, the noise
To the music and culture, the melting pot joys.

Be merry and drink and do so many drugs
We’ll up and forget that our friends are all thugs.

It’s clear that we’ve not ever worked in our life
And we definitely don’t care for a house or a wife

For we’re all too busy suckling on the teat
Of a welfare queen state with which Herb can’t compete.

So raise up a fist, be it raining or snowing
Our time is at hand and I’m dead set on going

This Saturday morning, early on EDT
To knockout-game whatever Boomer I see.

Gunshow Poophole has issued a correction as of 04:55 on Nov 4, 2017

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

holy gently caress

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
im going to lure all teh nazis through a psy gate that doesn't have a destination

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

cuntman.net posted:

holy gently caress

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
imm goin to

break some nazi dad

and nazi moms

and even

nazi childrens spines today

like

a whisbone

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Jack off

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 242 days!
is fascism defeated yet???

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

i am making sure that I have been up for at least 24 hours throughout the day, being tired as gently caress hones your ability to unconsciously integrate and react to your sense data, exposing your true self to the surface of reality


and getting high

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I will create joinder with all true patriots, thus making them vulnerable to Maritime Law!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


commander and CEO mohammed markstein here, AMA

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Ol Standard Retard posted:

It's November 4th Eve!! i'm drunk so i truggled with what voice i took throughout this

Twas the Fourth of November, and out in the burbs
All windows were shuttered, locked tight by the Herbs

Who fear for their necks during pinko revolts
And snuggle up close with their Rugers and Colts

But me in keffiyeh and she swathed in black
Could hop the mass transit, out there and right back!

Cavorting in droves with the Muslims and gays
We’ll zero right in on a white man that prays

To the God of the Markets, of Oil and of Gas
And just wants to see the last round of cuts pass

To those lazy usurpers’ Big Government aid,
For to help out the people who work to get paid.

But proudly ignoring all property rights
We stroll up the broad sidewalks and follow streetlights

All funded by Communist tax-base expansion
Of levies and millage, his gaudy McMansion

Should serve as his castle but lo, he’s despised
By wife and by kids, who he’s oft victimized

In defense of his burly suburban persona
While swilling down Budweiser, Coors and Corona

So in shall we waltz, for the door’s not alarmed
It’s been taken offline by the family he’s harmed.

Then off to the square with committed intentions
To build us a gallows and reap Twitter mentions

By trussing up fifty five year old white men
And snapping a selfie for all of our friends.

With social media hordes thusly sated
Momentarily after, their necks situated

Trapped square and soundly within the lunette
Each fat middle manager might scream “NOT YET”

But too little too late, pull the rope, hear the chop
And into the basket a banker head drops

Repeat you this scene ‘round the country I’ll bet
That glorious Marx will return to us yet.

Then back to the cities, to the subway, the noise
To the music and culture, the melting pot joys.

Be merry and drink and do so many drugs
We’ll up and forget that our friends are all thugs.

It’s clear that we’ve not ever worked in our life
And we definitely don’t care for a house or a wife

For we’re all too busy suckling on the teat
Of a welfare queen state with which Herb can’t compete.

So raise up a fist, be it raining or snowing
Our time is at hand and I’m dead set on going

This Saturday morning, early on EDT
To knockout-game whatever Boomer I see.

this is my new fave christmas carol

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

commander and CEO mohammed markstein here, AMA

what colour is your brain

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


This Is Just To Say
I have drunk
the super-soldier serum
that was in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for tomorrow

Forgive me
it was delicious
so strong
and so angry

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

VileLL posted:

This Is Just To Say
I have drunk
the super-soldier serum
that was in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for tomorrow

Forgive me
it was delicious
so strong
and so angry

ok mine was broad but this is very good lmao

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Allah's blessings to you comrades.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
still sitting in my apartment in full combat gear + exosuit waiting for my marching orders

how you guys doing

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

where the gently caress are you cuntman you coward

im out here eating steak with ketchup in the park to own you, and you're not even emptying out the trashcans so the park gets overrun with stray dogs

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
gently caress your antifa and cum in it

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I gifted Wolfenstein to another c-spam poster so they can train in the dark arts of hatchet throwing

DSLAM
Apr 4, 2008



Taintrunner posted:

I gifted Wolfenstein to another c-spam poster so they can train in the dark arts of hatchet throwing

You can puncture the fuel tank in the back of the diesel gewehr guys with the hatchet without them noticing.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

where the gently caress are you cuntman you coward

im out here eating steak with ketchup in the park to own you, and you're not even emptying out the trashcans so the park gets overrun with stray dogs

i saw that and i was so owned i took my flag shredder and went home in shame

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Well, this sure was a letdown.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



First victim: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rand-paul-assaulted-at-kentucky-home-police/ar-AAurMZ6

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What I am starting to think, just for a moment of serious-posting here, is that after the Charlottesville stuff and the real hammering hard on the alt-right, that they jumped on krang's tweet and intentionally misread it to spread it around like it's some big date to get ready for, poo poo's gonna happen, get all riled up, convincing as many as they could that antifa was going to do something. Of course, because Antifa doesn't work like that, today came and nothing happened. So they can all have this big morale boost like they scared antifa off or that they're all a bunch of cucked sissies or whatever the gently caress, and basically manufacture their own victory out of nothing, and they'll be more brazen moving forward.

Of course, they'll shatter under any actual pressure as they have plenty of times before, so it doesn't mean anything going forward.

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



I think there was one group that was planning protests today even before the tweet, but of course nobody really knew about it except alt-righters who took it and convinced themselves that "This is the big one, we'll be able to murder them all now!!"

Source: My friends overheard some shithead a month ago who was loudly talking about how when the Antifa rise up in November, he hoped this was the big chance to shoot them with impunity. We of course didn't know anything about this "event" he was talking about.

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