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im going to ring someones doorbell and run away
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im going to make a mini guillotine and make it look like the garden gnomes are beheading each other
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Nov 2, 2017 22:53
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im going to go to a restaurant and take all of the mints out of the basket and distribute them among the proletariat
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Nov 2, 2017 22:54
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im going to go trick or treating
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Nov 2, 2017 22:59
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im going to displace all the ducks out of their habitat so they spend all day crossing the road and hold up traffic
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Nov 2, 2017 23:02
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im going to use my newly gained supersoldier powers to drink a swimming pool and fill its owners house with piss
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Nov 2, 2017 23:51
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im going to use my supersoldier flight powers to steal someones breakfast and hold it above their head just out of reach
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Nov 2, 2017 23:53
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im going to use my third eye to read the fine print on things and foil the attempts by corporations to trick me
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Nov 3, 2017 00:12
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im going to break into peoples houses and tear the tags off their mattresses
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Nov 3, 2017 00:15
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im going to use my supersoldier powers to kill birds and mice and leave them on peoples doorsteps
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Nov 3, 2017 06:41
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im going to kidnap a horse and hold it for ransom
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Nov 3, 2017 06:42
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im going to kidnap a house and hold it for ransom
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Nov 3, 2017 07:50
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im going to set up a guillotine in front of a nazis house and behead myself repeatedly and throw all the heads at his house to send him a message
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Nov 3, 2017 07:53
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im going to tell the nazis its actually november 5th so theyll be caught off guard by all of my other vicious acts
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Nov 3, 2017 10:27
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im going to find a nazi thats eating and slap the food out of their hands
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Nov 3, 2017 10:32
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im going to get together with my antifa cell (thats supersoldier speak for group) and we're going to steal all the coal from underground and put it down peoples chimneys
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Nov 3, 2017 10:35
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im going to post a tweet with 281 characters
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Nov 3, 2017 10:37
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im going to use my 4 arms to punch 4 nazis at once
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Nov 3, 2017 10:39
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im going to get together with my antifa platoon (thats supersoldier speak for cell) and we're going to find a tornado and waft it to where the nazis are by flapping our arms
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Nov 3, 2017 11:03
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im going to steal a wheelchair and use it to run people over
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Nov 3, 2017 12:37
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im going to get a bunch of closed signs and put them on businesses so they lose money
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Nov 3, 2017 16:42
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im going to ride my bike on the highway
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Nov 3, 2017 20:39
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im going to get together with my antifa horde (thats supersoldier speak for platoon) and we're going to stand in the ocean to make the water level go up and drown florida
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Nov 3, 2017 20:41
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im going to get together with my antifa gaggle (thats supersoldier speak for horde) and we're going to overload an elevator so it cant move
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Nov 4, 2017 01:30
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bump_fn posted:but you could do that by yourself im going to punch you with a million pounds of pure supersoldier muscle
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Nov 4, 2017 02:42
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holy gently caress
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Nov 4, 2017 04:41
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:where the gently caress are you cuntman you coward i saw that and i was so owned i took my flag shredder and went home in shame
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Nov 4, 2017 23:40
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already looking forward to the next november 4th
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