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I shot my last rig of serum, and while dressed in Fred Durst attire proceeded to break so much stuff it was DOPE. Genderless bathroom lineup at the Antifa/Applebee’s safehouse was so long I had to take a poo poo behind the bed bath and beyond where- I poo poo you not- the REAL Fred durst was there DRESSED THE SAME WAY, TAKING A poo poo JUST LIKE ME! I looked up to the night sky to thank my inexistent creator. The full moon reflecting off the american flag with stars replaced by corporate logos made me feel hope for the future like I hadn’t felt in my life. I thanked Fred for his inspiration. Fred (who I now call “Friend Durst”) being the great guy he is, will be donating over 100,000 cans of surge to Antifa after-parties to make sure we dance long into the night. He sends his gratitude for our months of hard preparation. Before parting ways, he took my unwashed hand, placed it on his heart, and looked deep into my weeping eyes. “When your having ‘one of those days,’” he said, “remember to just ‘keep rollin’.’ More to come as our media team parses through footage and scrubs out any identifying footage.
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