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Apr 12, 2004

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im gonna destroy a baby boomer industry but i cant decide which

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Apr 12, 2004

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Rivethead posted:

I'll be eating pizza with pineapple up in everybody's face like a smug bastard.

I read this post and now I’m a nazi

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Apr 12, 2004

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Nebakenezzer posted:

OK, um, important question

are we purging fascists or antifascists

Because "antifa purge" is kinda ambiguous

Ah, also followup question

Are we just purging people who are self-identified fascists, or what some branches of communism say are fascists, which is everyone not on the communism bus

I gotta order bullets y'see, and we should get this sorted out ahead of time

yu kill nazis how is this complcated

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Apr 12, 2004

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avocado toast as bullets

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Apr 12, 2004

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cuntman.net posted:

im going to get together with my antifa gaggle (thats supersoldier speak for horde) and we're going to overload an elevator so it cant move

but you could do that by yourself

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Apr 12, 2004

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Ol Standard Retard posted:

It's November 4th Eve!! i'm drunk so i truggled with what voice i took throughout this

Twas the Fourth of November, and out in the burbs
All windows were shuttered, locked tight by the Herbs

Who fear for their necks during pinko revolts
And snuggle up close with their Rugers and Colts

But me in keffiyeh and she swathed in black
Could hop the mass transit, out there and right back!

Cavorting in droves with the Muslims and gays
We’ll zero right in on a white man that prays

To the God of the Markets, of Oil and of Gas
And just wants to see the last round of cuts pass

To those lazy usurpers’ Big Government aid,
For to help out the people who work to get paid.

But proudly ignoring all property rights
We stroll up the broad sidewalks and follow streetlights

All funded by Communist tax-base expansion
Of levies and millage, his gaudy McMansion

Should serve as his castle but lo, he’s despised
By wife and by kids, who he’s oft victimized

In defense of his burly suburban persona
While swilling down Budweiser, Coors and Corona

So in shall we waltz, for the door’s not alarmed
It’s been taken offline by the family he’s harmed.

Then off to the square with committed intentions
To build us a gallows and reap Twitter mentions

By trussing up fifty five year old white men
And snapping a selfie for all of our friends.

With social media hordes thusly sated
Momentarily after, their necks situated

Trapped square and soundly within the lunette
Each fat middle manager might scream “NOT YET”

But too little too late, pull the rope, hear the chop
And into the basket a banker head drops

Repeat you this scene ‘round the country I’ll bet
That glorious Marx will return to us yet.

Then back to the cities, to the subway, the noise
To the music and culture, the melting pot joys.

Be merry and drink and do so many drugs
We’ll up and forget that our friends are all thugs.

It’s clear that we’ve not ever worked in our life
And we definitely don’t care for a house or a wife

For we’re all too busy suckling on the teat
Of a welfare queen state with which Herb can’t compete.

So raise up a fist, be it raining or snowing
Our time is at hand and I’m dead set on going

This Saturday morning, early on EDT
To knockout-game whatever Boomer I see.

this is my new fave christmas carol

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Apr 12, 2004

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gently caress your antifa and cum in it

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