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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hodack was quick to de-equinize at the sound of the gates closing behind the fellowship,

"Quick thinking, Mrs. E! Now what do we do?", he asked, lusting for justice.

"Hey you mentioned something about a ga-" Timble began, only to be interrupted by the Enchantress, as Hodack continued to shed his costume,

"Surely, here in Rivendack you will find more of the Tyrant's henchmen, as well as riddles.."

Timble had not had grass in hours and had the shakes and a newfound confidence in his ability to pass off as an ugly ugly (but still human) baby, so while the Enchantress told a somewhat stricken Hodack all about the city they'd arrived in, he snuck off to find the Rivendack Gardens.

"Ah!" the Enchantress exlaimed, pointing her finger towards a dim alleyway, "We're sure to find some drunken soldiers in the Pissways, they will know where Rivendack's captains are",

As they paced towards danger and riddles, Timble followed his junkie senses in the opposite direction, hoping to get his fix.

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