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beep boop
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are your balls self contained?
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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mine rely on a whole team of fruity men
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Nov 5, 2017 01:55
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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my bros:
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Nov 5, 2017 02:33
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- Robot Made of Meat
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I keep them in a sack, if you must know.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Nov 5, 2017 04:21
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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They're in the closet, next to the bicycle pump and the pile of Ethernet cabling I'm probably never going to reuse.
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Nov 5, 2017 04:24
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for the most part yes but every now and then they will get a little rowdy and I'll have to yell "settle down, balls! contain yourselves!" they don't cause trouble they are just a little hyperactive sometimes
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Nov 5, 2017 04:35
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- FutonForensic
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haven't checked in a while but yeah
edit: THE BALLS ARE LOOSE
 
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Nov 5, 2017 05:39
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- pork steaks
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a lovely boy
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I keep a grocery bag zip tied to my scrotum in the event that my balls fall out
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Nov 5, 2017 18:22
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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Yes, of course... otherwise this ball pit would just be a big mess
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Nov 5, 2017 20:32
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beep boop
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Yes, of course... otherwise this ball pit would just be a big mess
WHO LET THE BALLS OUT??!
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Nov 6, 2017 00:31
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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In Mexico they call them "eggs" and so I keep my dozen in a carton.
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Nov 6, 2017 01:37
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aggressively chill
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yes but they really work best if you purchase the accessory pack with the optional decals, adapter for operating in those weird european electric plugs, and the flavor packs/1001 recipe ideas
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Nov 6, 2017 03:25
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Apparently, the background checked out; cover intact, to the administrative team I seemed like just another scientist. I spent my evening in a small apartment about twenty miles off base. The smell of stale cigarette smoke in the air, I'm not sure how many times I disassembled and reassembled the small pistol, mechanical efficiency and singularity of purpose keeping all conflicting thoughts out of my mind. The phone rang; the other phone, the one they gave me. With a cautious intake of breath, I answered. As always, the deepened, mechanically distorted voice sounded through the phone's tinny speaker.
Are your balls self-contained?
As always, I don't remember what happened next. Some form of conditioning, hypnotic suggestion installed into me sometime deep during training. I wouldn't even know that if I hadn't thought to record everything said that night, but just knowing about it meant that much more danger for me.
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Nov 6, 2017 04:00
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- HUSKY DILF
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aggressively chill
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Apparently, the background checked out; cover intact, to the administrative team I seemed like just another scientist. I spent my evening in a small apartment about twenty miles off base. The smell of stale cigarette smoke in the air, I'm not sure how many times I disassembled and reassembled the small pistol, mechanical efficiency and singularity of purpose keeping all conflicting thoughts out of my mind. The phone rang; the other phone, the one they gave me. With a cautious intake of breath, I answered. As always, the deepened, mechanically distorted voice sounded through the phone's tinny speaker.
Are your balls self-contained?
As always, I don't remember what happened next. Some form of conditioning, hypnotic suggestion installed into me sometime deep during training. I wouldn't even know that if I hadn't thought to record everything said that night, but just knowing about it meant that much more danger for me.
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Nov 6, 2017 04:11
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- sockingtonsworth
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imagining a sort of “balls reactor core”
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Nov 7, 2017 17:59
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- sockingtonsworth
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like iron man but there’s balls in the chest part
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Nov 7, 2017 18:00
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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Engineer: "we have made the perfect containment device for the ball. This design utilizes the least amount of materials, while maximizing the strength of the vessel"
*ball shaped container rolls away*
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Nov 8, 2017 03:52
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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my balls are in an essentially velvet pouch
There is no clasp.
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Nov 8, 2017 22:46
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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The ballsack, home of the balls
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Nov 9, 2017 04:58
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like iron man but there’s balls in the chest part
Testicles in the chest. Painful way to die.
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Nov 9, 2017 14:10
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- LP0 ON FIRE
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beep boop
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my balls are self contained
LP0 ON FIRE fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Nov 10, 2017
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Nov 10, 2017 03:07
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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My balls require me to operate and maintain them, they are far from self contained.
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Nov 10, 2017 03:11
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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do your balls hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie 'em in a knot?
can you tie 'em in a bow?
can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
do your balls hang low?
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Nov 10, 2017 03:34
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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do your balls hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie 'em in a knot?
can you tie 'em in a bow?
can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
do your balls hang low?
No not really
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Nov 10, 2017 08:21
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- Baller Ina
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:whattheeucharist:
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theyre in a sack, op
buried in the woods somewhere, i lost the map a couple weeks ago 
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