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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i had just gotten fired earlier that day and a girl dumped me two days before so i was already pretty fuckin drunk by the time the results came in

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ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
drank until 2 in the morning and got up at 5 for work.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

I was working late at home to finish a report and checking election coverage, and then did not finish my report and had a very lovely subsequent day, because I had a mild freakout and couldn't focus when I realized Donny T was actually going to be the next President of the United States- this was mostly because (as much as I was emphatically not a Hillary fan and left the top of my ballot blank) I had been absolutely certain she'd manage to pull out at least a narrow victory (followed by 4 years of slow bed making GBS threads, further Democratic losses at the midterm and the emergence of a more competent right-wing populist in 2020), and had not ever really considered the possibility of a Trump victory

e: which is weird because I genuinely would also have told anyone who asked that the PEC 99.9% predictions were obviously bullshit and something like 538's model was closer to the truth, but I still thought Clinton was a lock/didn't think through what a 30-40% chance actually meant

LGD has issued a correction as of 23:56 on Nov 8, 2017

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Just kicking it on the couch in my apartment, with my laptop hooked up to my TV to increase my available screen space so I could have more streams and chat windows open. Drinking in the absurdity of it all (and also booze). Took me a while to really realize he'd won, it had seemed so impossible before.

Also if you're a Chapo Trap House fan I just found the video they made about their experience putting on an election liveshow and getting blindsided by the outcome, which is sort of a fun contrast to that famous 2008 video about John McCain's election night party: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE2u0zIzAks

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
The usual party with local Democrats, left before the election was called but after the mood got oppressive, then had a great meltdown in the election thread.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Was hanging out with a tankie friend and went to a socialist councilor's election party. Councilor won his election. Showed up after he won and also that it was obvious Trump was gonna win. The mood was somber but the socialists (most of whom were Hispanic, I'm white) had a steely view about the whole thing. And as I would learn later, the socialists had the better attitude.

It was also POURING. DOWN. loving. ENDLESS. RAIN the whole night so it was pretty miserable.

Then we went to a house party which was all big-time Hillary supporters (some in Hillary t-shirts); like woke white feminist Hillary supporters from the SNL sketch, and arrived as they were in total meltdown mode. We got burgers on the way so I retreated into the garage and sat in the corner, munching on my burger while someone who I didn't know sat in front of a laptop watching TYT in silence. Later one of the feminists at the party grabbed a Trump pinata and ran into the backyard screaming YOU SON OF A BITCH before smashing the pinata, on the ground, with a baseball bat.

At another time, someone asked my tankie friend who he voted for, and he replied "Monica Moorehead." Cue death-dagger stares.

Overall pretty hilarious, interesting, and terrible experience all around. If I am going to give Trump credit for anything, it's owning me and my friends on that rainy, bad night.

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bartlett
Dec 13, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I was chilling out at home with the family and laughing every time another state got called for Trump. I even heard one of my neighbors cry in rage from his house at one point...I don't know if there could ever be another moment so full of meta ownage as that in my life (without some kind of sweet rear end drug cocktail anyway).

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
i was at work dealing with a stock market in free-fall

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Zoran posted:

(I voted for Gloria La Riva and I’m proud of it)

extremely same

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

At another time, someone asked my tankie friend who he voted for, and he replied "Monica Moorehead." Cue death-dagger stares.

Wish I could have seen this moment

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
A bunch of my friends and I had an election night party/support group at a punk practice space, when we showed up we were all rolling our eyes and sighing and going "yeah I voted for Clinton". This one girl kept freaking out about early results and Virginia and I was like "the lovely part of Virgnia always reports first, it'll be fine" and kept reassuring her.

I was wrong, and by the time it sank in that I was wrong, I'd drank most of a handle of vodka, so emotions took over. I got somebody to give me a ride home and woke up the next day half-expecting to read about a coup or something, but there was no Mattering in sight. I wait for it still.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i went to my moms house and she had a full crying meltdown on the floor so i smoked some weed and took a xanax and stopped at taco bell on the way home

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
lol i just got up because im a euro and saw the results and was like holy poo poo

then i laughed erratically as i made my way to college. i remember my colleagues were very distraught, i guess i was too, just in a very cspam kinda way

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i was asleep because i'm in the uk

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Jose posted:

i was asleep because i'm in the uk

what did you do when you woke up

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Houston, Texas getting drunk as gently caress. It was funny, weird and the dumbest thing I've ever experienced. In the age of Trump I have stopped smoking and been dumped by my gf of four years. TRUMP

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

rear end cobra posted:

Houston, Texas getting drunk as gently caress. It was funny, weird and the dumbest thing I've ever experienced. In the age of Trump I have stopped smoking and been dumped by my gf of four years. TRUMP

thats good though more time to play on your switch

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

I hadn't followed the election cycle, and had to get up early for a class, so I went to bed early. I figured me being awake or not would have no effect on anything - and as far as rational choices went, well, it wasn't much of one. I also had faith in "the polls" that Hillary was going to win.

7:30 AM my radio comes on and CBC tells me Donald Trump has won. It actually felt...unjust to me.

Long ago back in summer 2015, I was in a supermarket check out line. I noticed that there was a Time on the newstand. Cover story was "Can ANYBODY stop HILLARY CLINTON? and the image was of Hillary's head eclipsing the moon

I had a random thought: "huh, do you think it's the best idea for the ultimate plutocrat to be the nominee when equity and the advantages of the elite are the most pressing issue?"

Didn't think about that for months after - not until Trump was elected, really. But now I see how stories of "premonition" get started

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Laughing at Americans and the meltdowns here and in D&D

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



I legitimately don't remember where but I was in a hotel, drinking.

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
high as gently caress playing in a Magic the Gathering tournament. Hillary wasn't the only one to lose bigly that night

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
I didn't read the trump thread early cause it was loading slow af, then i went to work, then i came back home like 7:30pm or so, and saw the nyt results are started laughin my rear end off :smugdon:

Plutonis posted:

Laughing at Americans and the meltdowns here and in D&D

the meltdowns were extremely good

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I toxxed for Donald Trump because I'm cool and smart

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I was high as poo poo, laughing, laughing laughing, this was OUR moment

welcome to hell
Jun 9, 2006
purposely avoided seeing any results all night because i had a bad feeling about it. stayed up all night playing video games and getting extremely drunk, trying to spend a few more hours in the world where trump hadn't been elected. at about 5am, accidentally looked at the news online, confirming what i was expecting. immediately sent my resume to a company in europe and got the gently caress out in a couple months.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Voting for Jeb! Bush for President! Cuck Yeah!

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

welcome to hell posted:

purposely avoided seeing any results all night because i had a bad feeling about it. stayed up all night playing video games and getting extremely drunk, trying to spend a few more hours in the world where trump hadn't been elected. at about 5am, accidentally looked at the news online, confirming what i was expecting. immediately sent my resume to a company in europe and got the gently caress out in a couple months.

wise

Unless "Europe" is "Britain"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
drank like a fish all nite and watched the content streams, then i got breakfast

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Completely humiliated. exgf was to afraid to sleep so I was up all night with her trying but failing to calm her and myself down

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
reading my post history pre-11/8/16 literally gives me emotional distress it owns lol

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
this is where i was OP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmNscnaz2eU

roughly 95% sure my insurance would be hosed and pre-existing conditions brought back to turbo gently caress me.

somehow it hasnt happened yet, making this last year feel very surrealist

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



https://youtu.be/afkekwFwFuQ?t=8m6s

HerraS has issued a correction as of 06:52 on Nov 14, 2017

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I don't really have a story beyond being at home, and monitoring C-SPAM. I remember texting two friends early that night that "SC was too close to call" and that meant Donny was bombing. I feel like I've been in an alternate universe ever since that text, a sort of divine punishment for my hubris.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Got entered into a celebratory family group chat, got a deep stomach pain (occasionally get it when stressed), talked to a now former friend who loves Rand Paul but voted Hillary, went to bed dreading the future

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Idiot Kicker posted:

Got entered into a celebratory family group chat, got a deep stomach pain (occasionally get it when stressed), talked to a now former friend who loves Rand Paul but voted Hillary, went to bed dreading the future
I actually had physical side effects when Donny won that night, which is incredibly rare for me. I was shaking. It wasn't a great night. It hasn't been a good year either.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


double posted

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
drunk

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Suck a Dick No Homo
Apr 22, 2008
I brought over some nice scotch to a barely-friends party thinking there would be a mild celebration once results came in for the west coast, instead those fuckers were pouring themselves like triples and not even noticing they were drinking the nicest alcohol they've ever had in their life. Fuckers.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I spent 4 hours that morning making get out the vote calls to Michigan (which was a warning bell in my head since we had almost exclusively been calling Nevada and occasionally Arizona before then).

Then I went home and cooked a bunch of food to prevent a repeat of the night of the 2012 election, where I completely hosed up cooking and then had 3/4 handle of vodka on an empty stomach.


Also, a lot of poo poo posting


Eventually when the results were obvious, I was too sad to get drunk :(

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Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

sucking dick at the glory hole... then Donny walks in... HOLY poo poo

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