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Harold Fjord

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Greg".

# ? Nov 21, 2017 15:11

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:36

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

"So that's our news, she's gregnant! We're excited to welcome our little bundle of Greg into the world!"

Your buddy Greg *nervously tugs at his collar*: "heh, uhh, you're sure she's gregnant? Umm, well, the science is still out on that and it's possible for a non-Greg to get a woman gregnant."

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Nov 21, 2017 17:09

Solar Tornado: A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

with me and my girlfriend, when she did the test it showed us a false-gregative.

# ? Nov 22, 2017 19:16

City of Glompton

Solar Tornado posted:

with me and my girlfriend, when she did the test it showed us a false-gregative.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Nov 22, 2017 23:50

FutonForensic

" Presidential candidate Futon, when do you believe Gregs begin?"

"Uhh well if the parents always considered 'Greg,' then I guess moment of conception, but if they named him 'Gregory' then Greg begins uuuhh in college when he tries to reinvent himself."

Headline for tomorrow's paper: CANDIDATE SUPPORTS GREGORTIONS UP TO THE 72nd TRIMESTER

# ? Nov 23, 2017 19:53

Machai

vanisher posted:

Gregnancy is actually just the two names my parents thought up because they didn't want to know my sex till I was born

If I were born a girl my name would be leia

# ? Nov 25, 2017 16:46

Ace of Baes

WHAT TEH gently caress

# ? Nov 29, 2017 07:25

sockingtonsworth

Orange you greg i didnt say banana

# ? Nov 30, 2017 01:40

Robot Made of Meat

Ace of Baes posted:

WHAT TEH gently caress

Hey Greg. How's it going? Nothing to see here . . .

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Nov 30, 2017 03:49

sockingtonsworth

*clears throat* Aren't you greg i didnt say banana

# ? Dec 5, 2017 13:47

vanisher

Got my girlfriend bananant *I say to others as I'm led away in handcuffs*

# ? Dec 5, 2017 20:16

That strange guy: It's not strange if we never mention it again.

How do you gregnant !? How is babby formed?

# ? Dec 6, 2017 05:52

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

I'm craignant with 2 chads

# ? Dec 6, 2017 08:24

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

That strange guy posted:

How do you gregnant !? How is babby formed?

we need to do greg instain mother!

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# ? Dec 6, 2017 17:18

Koishi Komeiji

Well op, this wouldn't have happened if they taught sexual gregucation(sexgreg) in schools. I know that is controversial for some of you but I'm just saying.

# ? Dec 6, 2017 20:29

sockingtonsworth

vanisher posted:

Got my girlfriend bananant *I say to others as I'm led away in handcuffs*

# ? Dec 7, 2017 00:31

Machai

How's the pregNancy coming along?

# ? Dec 11, 2017 17:00

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Machai posted:

How's the pregNancy coming along?

It's all fine and greag

# ? Dec 11, 2017 19:06

assemblyrequired

I think I read this thread too fast gregcause now my brain feels like it's tripping over some sticks or loose piles of clothing and now gregvrything is weird
I'm gregging out folks

# ? Dec 12, 2017 03:06

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

assemblyrequired posted:

I think I read this thread too fast gregcause now my brain feels like it's tripping over some sticks or loose piles of clothing and now gregvrything is weird
I'm gregging out folks

Greg a hold of yourself man!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 03:21

sockingtonsworth

super mario batali posted:

Greg a hold of yourself man!

# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:35

joke_explainer

I�m disappointed that gregnancy, being pregnant with a greg, is still not in the urban dictionary.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 09:00

sockingtonsworth

joke_explainer posted:

I�m disappointed that gregnancy, being pregnant with a greg, is still not in the urban dictionary.

truly regreggable

# ? Dec 12, 2017 12:40

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

an egregious omission

# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:14

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Special police squads - BLADE JUGGLER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Greglicant.

This was not called execution.

It was called degregulation.

# ? Dec 12, 2017 19:35

Twenty Four

gregocide

# ? Dec 12, 2017 23:49

Historical Wizards

Jolo posted:

degregulation.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:27

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Greg: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of--"

LOLLL SHADDUP GREG YOU HAVENT SEEN poo poo EXCEPT THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN AT THE GOLDEN CORRAL

# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:22

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Hold up guys, slow down, is being craignant not acceptable? Is that just a parallel universe to you gregs?

# ? Dec 13, 2017 06:56

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

A craig in the space-greg continuum

# ? Dec 13, 2017 06:56

Koishi Komeiji

There's certainly nothing wrong with being craignant and a lot of people are coming around to the idea but the hardliners at the Gregorian church are still opposed. They see craignancy as an egregious sin. I don't see why they hate the craigs so much, all the craigs I've met all seemed pretty gregarious.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 16:12

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

what are you going to name your greg?

i've always been partial to greg... i'm just a stranger on the internet, though, so i totally understand if you don't put too much stake in my suggestion.

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# ? Dec 13, 2017 23:18

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Get that kid an account on SomethingAwful, his birthday can be his gregistration date

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# ? Dec 14, 2017 13:32

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

do you know the gender of your greg?

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Dec 14, 2017 22:07

lollontee: Can't post for 10 years!

Meeksha posted:

do you know the gender of your greg?

it's pre-gregisterd before conception

for a good time check out my rap sheetr

# ? Dec 17, 2017 18:26

Machai

got my gregfriend girlnant

# ? Dec 19, 2017 23:34

Twenty Four

Special birth control, for when you want to have a baby, but you don't want to have a greg.

# ? Dec 19, 2017 23:36

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Women who have an orgasm during intercourse from G-spot stimulation are much more likely to have a Greg. Get it? The G-Spot? Every wonder why it's called the G-Spot? It's named for German gynecologist Ernst Grafenberg. Father of 7 children, Greg, Greg II, Large Greg, Small Greg, Gregular Greg, and Ernst Jr.

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:44