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Our president right now really got famous back in the heady days of the 1980s, and he even got to appear in movies! He played the difficult role of Donald Trump in Ghosts Can't Do It, and the role of Donald Trump in Home Alone 2; before that, of course, he got his big break on TV playing Donald Trump on The Jeffersons. But while our President has had his day in Hollywood, it's not fair that none of his GOP buddies haven't! Let's give them a chance to shine, alright? Because if we've got to have 80s politics, we might as well have 80s movies as well! For example, who can forget Roy Moore's iconic breakout role starring with a young Molly Ringwald?  So give me your shops! I want to see Ted Cruz in Cruising, y'all!
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corn in the bible posted:Our president right now really got famous back in the heady days of the 1980s, and he even got to appear in movies! He played the difficult role of Donald Trump in Ghosts Can't Do It, and the role of Donald Trump in Home Alone 2; before that, of course, he got his big break on TV playing Donald Trump on The Jeffersons. But while our President has had his day in Hollywood, it's not fair that none of his GOP buddies haven't! Let's give them a chance to shine, alright? Because if we've got to have 80s politics, we might as well have 80s movies as well! loving lol. I wish I could shoop.
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Nov 14, 2017 02:33
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14 Candles
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Atta boy im gonna shop.something up real good
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Nov 14, 2017 02:36
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Kak posted:14 Candles oh god
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Kak posted:14 Candles
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Kak posted:14 Candles Perfect
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William Friedkin took a chance on casting this Texan debate-club star for his controversial film, but I can't argue with the results: Kak posted:14 Candles holy poo poo
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Nov 14, 2017 03:47
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Kak posted:14 Candles  Perfection.
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corn in the bible posted:William Friedkin took a chance on casting this Texan debate-club star for his controversial film, but I can't argue with the results:   
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Nov 14, 2017 04:44
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Kak posted:14 Candles Goddamn. Edit: godDAMN.
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Nov 14, 2017 04:49
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Kak posted:14 Candles Idgi
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Nov 14, 2017 04:54
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technically 1979 but who cares
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Noblesse Obliged posted:technically 1979 but who cares https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Q7CcINC8M
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Noblesse Obliged posted:technically 1979 but who cares lmao
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Yipee kai ai aeyee.. that's Cherokee for merry Christmas -gwb
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god drat
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I was thinking about badly-photoshopping Trump as an OCP executive from Robocop but that would be insulting to OCP's hiring standards.
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Nov 14, 2017 22:20
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It's better than I could have ever hoped
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Nov 14, 2017 23:13
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Kak posted:14 Candles I had to look up the original title. Holy gently caress this joke has depth most photoshops can only dream of.
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Nov 14, 2017 23:24
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hah. i, too, enjoy the joke. because i understand it fully, and that's why it's funny. yeah
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Nov 14, 2017 23:29
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:hah. i, too, enjoy the joke. because i understand it fully, and that's why it's funny. yeah He hosed a 14 year old. In America, you put one candle on a cake, known colloquially as a "birthday cake", for each year you have lived through up until that point. There is a popular movie called 16 Candles, where the main character turns 16 years old during the events of the film, that the post is satirizing.
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ok that's pretty funny, dunno if it's transcendently so though. better meditate on it for a bit
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:ok that's pretty funny, dunno if it's transcendently so though. better meditate on it for a bit It's real funny
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Also the main character of 16 Candles is raped.
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what, by a republican? ok this is getting a bit more multilayered, nice
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Who What Now posted:He hosed a 14 year old. In America, you put one candle on a cake, known colloquially as a "birthday cake", for each year you have lived through up until that point. There is a popular movie called 16 Candles, where the main character turns 16 years old during the events of the film, that the post is satirizing. Who is the "he" being referenced here? I don't tune into news so I'm not entirely dialed in to this sick reference.
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Foreskin Problems posted:Who is the "he" being referenced here? I don't tune into news so I'm not entirely dialed in to this sick reference. Roy moore, republican politician and general scumbag from Alabama edit: welp, joke's on me
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Foreskin Problems posted:Who is the "he" being referenced here? I don't tune into news so I'm not entirely dialed in to this sick reference. Roy Moore is the GOP candidate for a Senate seat in Alabama that was vacated by Jeff Sessions when he became the Attorney General under Trump. He was known for being a far-right (even by GOP standards) candidate who unironically believes "Christian law" trumps the constitution. Also, when he was Chief Justice he was kicked out twice for refusing to remove a Ten Commandments monument and for telling his judges not to issue same-sex marriage licenses after the freaking SCOTUS ruled on it. Recently it's been revealed he is a huge sex criminal who sexually assaulted teenagers. But, it's Alabama, so they'll vote for him.
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And here's to the government of Alabama In the swamp of their bureaucracy they're always bogging down And criminals are posing as the mayors of the towns And they hope that no one sees the sights and no one hears the sounds And the speeches of the governor are the ravings of a clown And here's to the laws of Alabama Congressmen will gather in a circus of delay While the Constitution is drowning in an ocean of decay Unwed mothers should be sterilized, I've even heard them say Yes, corruption can be classic in the Alabama way And here's to the churches of Alabama Where the cross, once made of silver, now is caked with rust And the Sunday morning sermons pander to their lust The fallen face of Jesus is choking in the dust Heaven only knows in which God they can trust
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Nov 15, 2017 00:54
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Kak posted:14 Candles rekt the photoshop in the op is really good too
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Julius CSAR posted:huh? Holy poo poo.
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Oh snap. You are SUCH a bitch I love it
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Lmao
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Mammal Sauce posted:
Ahhh. That's pretty good
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