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Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

facebook jihad posted:

Lol op what the gently caress kinda small time shack in the boonies news source did you link to

Its actually a really legit big name Glenn Greenwald news source that was created by the CIA and NSA to suppress the snowden leaks. No actually its responsible journalism and most of the snowden leaks was too boring or dangerous to publish and Glenn Greenwald does good work there. Ever hear of Glenn Greenwald? Well we paid him [REDACTED] bucks and now the intercept is more than just a lock box for the snowden leaks -- Glenn Greenwald writes stories there, after all.

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Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
The Republicans are funny because while they run around setting fires, they themselves crackle. The Democrats are basically the mascot from The New Yorker.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Someone once noted that if we didn't do something about gun control after Sandy Hook, then we are never going to do anything about gun control.

Same with the Democrats. If they weren't able to beat Donald Trump, then they are never going to be able to beat anyone ever again in the future.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

No don’t worry the dems will win in 2020 with

*checks notepad*

Uh, Kamala Harris?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Former DILF posted:

trump isnt a democrat anymore

So he's not as dumb as we were led to believe!

Democrat Hillary Clinton campaign 2020. Ground floor right here folks.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

really queer Christmas posted:

No don’t worry the dems will win in 2020 with

*checks notepad*

Uh, Kamala Harris?

Nah hillary will rig the primaries again surely she will win this time

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
I hate Hillary so goddamn much. My teeth are shaving themselves flat. I've had a headache for three days. It's looming: her turn.

Telephones has issued a correction as of 04:10 on Nov 15, 2017

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

spacetoaster posted:

So he's not as dumb as we were led to believe!

Democrat Hillary Clinton campaign 2020. Ground floor right here folks.



"Uhhhh excuse me you turds are in the way of the TP."

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dog Jones posted:

Do not do this --- I attempted to run for mayor as the DSA candidate on a platform of not giving fire protection to the rich. Guess what. The DSA actually wants the poor to subsidize fire protection for rich peoples mansions and castles on pain of jail if they dont pay tax. Absolutely they hate fires consuming some rich guy's mansion and think that the tax payer should shoulder the burden of paying to protect a massive thing that might catch fire at any time. And they are willing to call me an idiot and a stranger in order to meet this goal.

that's messed up

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I wasn't petty enough to not vote for Hill Dawg in 2016. I wouldn't do that. I think people who voted for Trump out of spite were being lame.

But I absolutely will vote against Chelsea Clinton no matter what should I ever get the chance.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VikingSkull posted:

this should be in the OP


he wished death upon my family in the church shooting thread and then goatse'd us all

Lol that was cool

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The goatse part

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Wait I got lost, is this the succ zone?

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Neukoln19 posted:

Someone once noted that if we didn't do something about gun control after Sandy Hook, then we are never going to do anything about gun control.

Same with the Democrats. If they weren't able to beat Donald Trump, then they are never going to be able to beat anyone ever again in the future.

I mean, they did just get some wins in Virginia. It means gently caress all, but they beat someone

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Skypie posted:

I mean, they did just get some wins in Virginia. It means gently caress all, but they beat someone

Too bad Virginia democrats are as bad as republicans.

Except for that socialist guy who was pretty cool.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Yes, and that's the other thing, the Democrats who do win or who could win are basically just moderate Republicans. Third way BS.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Bodyholes posted:

Too bad Virginia democrats are as bad as republicans.

Except for that socialist guy who was pretty cool.

There was also a trans candidate who won by campaigning on issues like infrastructure reform and economic issues while her opponent focused on her being trans.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Bodyholes posted:

Too bad Virginia democrats are as bad as republicans.

Except for that socialist guy who was pretty cool.

Yeah that's why I said it means gently caress all

Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

paul_soccer10 posted:

that's messed up

Thank you paul soccer 10, I will be forwarding your post to everyone in my community

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

It's cool that some people in new jersey are super pumped that a Democrat won the election for governor. Like it's an accomplishment to beat the republicans when the previous governor was just a fat piece of poo poo who stole money and closed the beaches and talked about how much more money and power he has than all the sad normal people.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Skypie posted:

I mean, they did just get some wins in Virginia. It means gently caress all, but they beat someone

I thought those wins were in already blue/purple areas?

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX

Waffle House posted:

Wait I got lost, is this the succ zone?

this is actually way better than the succ zone because everytime you want to criticize the dnc or hillary there you have to walk on eggshells or else the hilariously biased mods/iks will prob you for """""primary salt"""""

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Zo posted:

this is actually way better than the succ zone because everytime you want to criticize the dnc or hillary there you have to walk on eggshells or else the hilariously biased mods/iks will prob you for """""primary salt"""""

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Trump is a stupid, instinct based animal. He has no control of his administration, life, or faculties. He cannot make choices. He is being leashed along by unknown forces.

Hillary Clinton refuses to see a therapist. She won't go, she doesn't need it.

The therapist has good news: bernie would have won.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Remember when Hillary subverted democracy by rigging the primary, subsequently leading to Donald Trump winning the election for office of President of the United States of America lol what a hoot

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hillary was a russian plant to ensure trumps election

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX

kazr posted:

Remember when Hillary subverted democracy by rigging the primary, subsequently leading to Donald Trump winning the election for office of President of the United States of America lol what a hoot

it's alright the shillaries have an ironclad defense: rigging the dnc primary was not technically illegal in the criminal sense

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017



it all adds up

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Stealth Tiger posted:

It's cool that some people in new jersey are super pumped that a Democrat won the election for governor. Like it's an accomplishment to beat the republicans when the previous governor was just a fat piece of poo poo who stole money and closed the beaches and talked about how much more money and power he has than all the sad normal people.

Chris Christie is loving fat. I once saw him double fist a pack of skittles so hard, he willed new sets of arms into existence like some hindu deity.


^an encyclopedic entry on this very phenomena

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
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kazr posted:

Remember when Hillary subverted democracy by rigging the primary, subsequently leading to Donald Trump winning the election for office of President of the United States of America lol what a hoot

lol I'll drink to that :cheers:

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
A child molester is a month away from beating a democrat into bloody lifeless muck

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Wait. Am I laughing at democrats because I see them as milquetoasty incompetent liberals and I’m a sassy socialist who knows better or because I’m a dumb republican who defends southern pedophiles

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
When Roy Moore wins, the Democrats will take a hard look at themselves in the mirror, sigh, and conclude: "we gotta start molesting more children"

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

dead gay son posted:

Wait. Am I laughing at democrats because I see them as milquetoasty incompetent liberals and I’m a sassy socialist who knows better or because I’m a dumb republican who defends southern pedophiles

I don't know about you but I am laughing at democrats in part due to them being right of center, among numerous other foibles and idiosyncrasies

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

walgreenslatino posted:

When Roy Moore wins, the Democrats will take a hard look at themselves in the mirror, sigh, and conclude: "we gotta start molesting more children"

How long did Weiner catch maybe he will be out in time to run for 2020

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
L...Let me know if that helps

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Zo posted:

this is actually way better than the succ zone because everytime you want to criticize the dnc or hillary there you have to walk on eggshells or else the hilariously biased mods/iks will prob you for """""primary salt"""""

Oh good. tbh I wasn't a huge fan of Clinton but it was pretty easy to vote for her on party lines vs. The Graven Golden Image

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Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Blue Train posted:

How long did Weiner catch maybe he will be out in time to run for 2020

Please, Huma has suffered enough

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