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Lots of Maryland//Baltimore punks get crab tattoos because crabs are tuff and strong and all of them are my friends
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I’m completely allergic to shellfish and seafood, I would never eat an ocean friend, but crabs are like tuff little sand Knights, riding around on the beach and getting into fights because they are cool
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Nov 16, 2017 16:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ff-ShY5Bw This is a berry good thread Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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Nov 28, 2017 16:49
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I’m watching Planet Earth II on Netflix and the very first episode is about islands and there’s some AMAZING crab stuff going on here
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Jan 2, 2018 05:18
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I was thinking they had a dearth of crabs in PE2 but then the last episode features crabs murdering a bunch of baby turtles and I was conflicted... until I saw how cute der widdle claws were!
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Jan 10, 2018 16:23
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Something Clawful’s meteoric ascension is the feel good GBS story of 2018
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Feb 20, 2018 14:26
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extremely Brooklyn accent: "Hey I'm walking sideways here!"
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Mar 11, 2018 06:43
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I want to love dat crab but the murder is clear in her eyes
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Mar 25, 2018 04:39
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WHAT THE gently caress DID IT WRITE?!?!
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Apr 30, 2018 15:34
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I really needed this post, thanks
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May 5, 2018 23:28
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ekuNNN posted:so which one of you has been going around toronto improving pubic transit? Really no one else thinks that’s a funny typo for a crabs thread?
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May 15, 2018 02:49
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Definitely need this crab’s number so I can start buying crab weed from him
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Jun 23, 2018 04:44
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LingcodKilla posted:Any good artists here? I want a new tattoo and I'd love to get a crab tat. Specifically a pacific red rock crab tat of with him throwing up the claws in a mildly stylized manner. Where on your body?
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Jul 14, 2018 06:19
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From my Philly Punk days I can tell you that a loving metric shitload of Maryland punks have badass crab tattoos, it’s definitely a sign of love/respect for the homeland.
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Jul 20, 2018 03:33
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https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/994973077325959169
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Jul 26, 2018 21:22
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 I drive by this every day
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Jul 28, 2018 15:32
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I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t realize this is the most blessed thread
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Jul 31, 2018 07:09
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Its such a great slice of “ha ha I’m the deadly predator, alien and unknown, and now I spring my trap- AAAAAUGH OH gently caress MY ENTIRE HEAD IS IN ITS MOUTH OH GOD”
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Aug 3, 2018 19:19
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Tuning some Magic: the Gathering decks and saw :
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Dec 11, 2018 05:35
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Are...are they insinuating existential crisis by making the crab wear a beret?
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Dec 11, 2018 16:23
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Wanna sir drop that clawbro into a terrorist training camp and bombard them with “Ring of Fire” at peak volume until he has nothing left to destroy
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Dec 18, 2018 20:50
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The horseshoe crab pool was the most boring part of the aquarium I worked in, but I loved watching the little dudes bonk into things for hours.
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Jan 20, 2019 21:27
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Ha ha ha ha ha Mate: hunny come in here I’m horny Me: *gets halfway across the room, turns around looks back at half a pizza, chips, beer, PS4 and pleasant interior decoration *uhhhhhhh no can do babe I just.... *looks down at weiner* unless...
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Jan 23, 2019 19:38
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Mar 21, 2019 21:28
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Tiny tanks beneath the sand A little friend inside my hand A pinchy pal through thick and thin With googly eyes and armored skin While time and tide will wash away The fun we’ve shared throughout the day I’ll dry my tears with a gentle dab And never forget my friend, the crab
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Apr 13, 2019 17:23
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Nerd Throws Dead Crab at Nerd, somehow improves smell at video game tournament
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Apr 24, 2019 14:03
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If two crabs are in love for a long time, they call each other “Old Bae”
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Jun 3, 2019 08:51
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A creb snip he own bum A shameful creb
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Jun 13, 2019 14:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnytZ3DRf6s
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Jun 16, 2019 14:36
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Maybe she just has delicious babies ok?
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Jun 17, 2019 15:58
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sum creeb https://twitter.com/thedepthsbeiow/status/1133210360784203776?s=21 clevar creeb https://twitter.com/thedepthsbeiow/status/1136841563198316544?s=21
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Jun 21, 2019 14:35
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Jun 23, 2019 13:43
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That blue sets off deep, ringing TOXIC DO NOT EAT alarms in my head. Then again if I eat anything that lives in the water I spend 2 days making GBS threads water. As far as I can tell I’m either allergic to iodine, Mercury, or just literally cannot eat anything that swims. I only post here because creebs are cool little dirt tanks
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Jun 23, 2019 20:36
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https://twitter.com/abc/status/1149795186530312192?s=21 Also I was driving by my local KOA today and LOL 
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Jul 13, 2019 01:50
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We don’t deserve Gritty he is too pure
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Jul 14, 2019 01:09
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I’d rather have a family of spiders in my house than literally any of the bugs that spiders hunt and eat. It’s like “ok I don’t really want bears in the woods but if I didn’t have a bear in the woods then I’d get eaten by wolves.” but in this metaphor bears don’t eat people.
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Jul 16, 2019 23:11
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Hoplosternum posted:Crawb i snip, therefore... i snip again
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Jul 19, 2019 16:25
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I saw a tiny crab today while walking my dog but my dog wanted to eat the crab so I couldn’t get a picture but I did see a little grey and black speckled crab and boy was he quick!
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Aug 1, 2019 14:20
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You want metal? https://twitter.com/thescarynature/status/942262983740219393?s=21 That’s METAL AS gently caress
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A scorpion is just a crab who can snip you with his bum A noble creb
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