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Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

https://twitter.com/GoodWillsmith/status/991881094537494528?s=09

# ¿ May 5, 2018 14:33

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 13:09

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Bust Rodd posted:

I really needed this post, thanks

I accept you like I accept crabs :glomp:

# ¿ May 5, 2018 23:49

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

etalian posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhkAGfS__mk

Such betrayal

# ¿ Jun 24, 2018 02:30

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

This is truly the best thread on SA

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 14:23

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Quick someone make a 3d printer blueprint for a fully functional cyber crab

This goon needs crabs, stat

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 14:37

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Rabbit crabs, truly the most fearsome of units to build in impossible creatures

# ¿ Oct 31, 2018 23:55

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Our big crabbuddy has a toy car set. How adorable! :kimchi:

# ¿ Nov 24, 2018 22:01

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

You can come over to my bucket anytime, bb

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 02:48

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

A kaiju of crabs, surely

# ¿ Feb 12, 2019 13:34

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

So much crab death

# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 01:14

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

I've eaten there, it, and the crab, was delicious

# ¿ Mar 15, 2019 22:04

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

I, too, enjoy adding crab claws to everything in Impossible Creatures

# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 17:36

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

That crab looks hungry for salad. Feed her

# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 22:03

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

And structurally :black101:

# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 22:28

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Did you remember to let you exoskeleton harden first after your last molt? Did you remember that the stinger bits go on the outside and the squishy bits on the inside? Did you hold the power button 5 secs to force a restart when it first started malfunctioning?

Always read the manual before using dangerous equipment!

# ¿ Jun 1, 2019 22:46

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Creb attac
crab protecc
But mostly,
Crab's vorpal claws
Go snikkity snacc

Slaan fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jun 13, 2019

# ¿ Jun 13, 2019 14:33

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Crab friend, not food

Aete mor lobstr

# ¿ Jun 23, 2019 23:50

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Float like a buttered crab, pinch like a krabby

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 16:29

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

LingcodKilla posted:

Speaking of I invited some pinchy bros over for dinner last night.

So you gave them yummy shrimp or old meat or excellent algae right? What a nice person you are, making them a dinner

# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 17:36

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Instead of eating that crab you should train it to be your guard crab. The best defender of your home imaginable

# ¿ Jul 12, 2019 17:33

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Wild T posted:

Testicular Cancer

# ¿ Jul 12, 2019 19:34

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Sbarc = crabs

# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 00:49

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Good luck JoJo! May the Great Shell protect you on your journey

# ¿ Jul 15, 2019 11:26

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

But spiders are just fuzzy, jumpy land crabs

Still cute and in need of love

# ¿ Jul 16, 2019 21:53

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Let's just call them friends :unsmith:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2019 22:09

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

This is false.

Jumping spiders are some of the cutest things on Earth!

# ¿ Jul 16, 2019 23:41

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

https://twitter.com/NotLikeFreddy/status/1157404148230324224?s=19

# ¿ Aug 3, 2019 14:10

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Don't touch the creb and the creb won't snip snip you :argh:

# ¿ Aug 8, 2019 00:42

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Bust Rodd posted:

Mods please put this in the thread title

It must be done

# ¿ Aug 8, 2019 15:02

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

The crebs will defend us from the giant space puppies

# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 03:56

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1166030049209806848?s=19

# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 17:55

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

I mean we probably need to talk about your crab, but your priorities are ok. Geed crob

# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 15:50

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

I mean, it's his fault for using vertebrae and not the smart, efficient and perfect outer shell system crebs use

Still, more money for lowtax was good :crab:

# ¿ Sep 3, 2019 18:20

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

ABC:

Arthropods Be Crabbin'

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 00:21

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Zeluth posted:

Get beefy

Big beef big snip

# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 21:23

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Crebridge

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1170842759680253952?s=19

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 01:07

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Here we are trying to get this thread to new heights by climbing out of the shitpost bucket only to find posters trying to pull us back down.

Great crab bucket mentality. A+ effort, good job

# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 18:25