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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:colbert:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ContraBoss posted:

Can someone explain to me the pros and cons of a singular crab cycle versus a multiple one?

Some marine biologist made the multiple crab cycle in response to the other one:

quote:

The weird thing to me about that crab cycle meme is that crabs have these weirdly complicated life-cycles, in which they change shape an entirely excessive number of times. So really…

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ContraBoss posted:

lol I remember this. I don't normally like videos of animals getting owned, but sometimes it's funny enough for a pass :shobon:

oh yes i agree, but this one is just so weird. Sorry about posting crab death :negative:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ContraBoss posted:

Hell yeah!

I had a mini-instance of this going on in my own little crabitat once when I unloaded bunch of new shells on them! :D

:allears: crab communism :allears:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

old beast lunatic posted:

Somebody redo this video with Norwegian black metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMd_6g_iab4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

old beast lunatic posted:

:hellyeah:

E: Seriously this is amazing and good. Thank you for giving our poor dead crabs the honor of being genocidally sacrificed to Satan.

E2: bless

:sun: Glad you liked it. I thought the crab extermination machine deserved to be presented as horribly brutal as it actually is, instead of all nice and shiny.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's some sinister poo poo:

quote:


3. Rack & Bleed
Each crab is folded at its hinged carapace, and a stainless steel needle pierces the pericardium to drain the oxygenated blood that's on its way to the heart. About 100 milliliters of blood drains into a sterilized bottle.

:stare:

At least they get released again and don't die.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cute crab:

Sexy crab:

Fancy crab:

Artistic crab:

Safety conscious crab:

Scary crab:

Fake crab:


also crabs with houses:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bad crabs:




ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS




ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ContraBoss posted:

You ought to be commended for keeping my little thread a’scuttling :jp:



ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
something clawful :allears:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my cat is norris posted:

Now we just need art?!





also:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i like this :allears:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my cat is norris posted:

How's this look?



:allears:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This whole gangtag thing got started cause our trusty mod Beetwagon suggested they could help with it i think?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wooo! Contraboss go bug the gbs mods :v:

crab party!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ContraBoss posted:

Before I officially pester the gibbis faculty, is there any way we can maybe get like a discreet white outline on the crab in logo? I mostly view SA in dark mode on my phone, and the crab doesn't show up at all, unfortunately. If I am like, the only one with this issue, then PLEASE disregard. ALSO, if this request is actually a bigger pain in the rear end than I imagined, then I won't bother and I'll just be on my merry way to tug at Genesplicer's labcoat, like this :kiddo:

?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ContraBoss posted:

Dude, have you just been knocking out these casual masterpieces for the sake the thread?

I wish! No I just scavenge nice crab pictures from around the internet to post here, much like a humble crab might scavenge on the beach for delicious spaghetti.


quote:

Saint Francis Xavier, a missionary who spent a lot of time on ships, once accidentally dropped his crucifix into the sea. Miraculously, a crab brought it back to him, all “HELLO I AM CRAB U DROPT UR CROSS.” You’ve got to love a helpful crustacean.










ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMd_6g_iab4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ContraBoss posted:

I was about to be like “really, again :rolleyes:

Then I heard the music :black101:

Yeah i made it last time the Crab Destroyer(tm) got posted to make it show the true brutality of it ( :black101: ) instead of the weird clinical sales pitch video.



ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wish this was me :alllears:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
did someone say gaudy crab?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
soooo, any rich crab fans willing to buy the entire thread gang tags? :v:






ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Mar 9, 2018

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Aaaaah! the gang tag looks so great! I feel like a hermit crab in a fresh new shell :3:

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