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Trabandiumium posted:rms was always right about everything fun story i one time had to take a poo poo extremely badly, like ultra-very-incredibly badly, so there's a pay toilet at the north hollywood metro station in LA, and i paid the quarter then went in and stepped in a giant turd, slipped and teeter-tottered like a fat man in a cartoon, arms waving, balance on the verge of failure, managed to squat over the toilet but then there was no toilet paper so had to use a sock, which required taking off one of my poo poo-covered shoes very carefully, then wiping my puckered anus, poorly, with a sock-puppet-cum-loofa (double entendre there boys), washing my hands with no soap, and then begging a mexican woman to sell me a half-empty bottle of hand sanitizer for $5 from her purse so that i could at least not die from hepatitis a from being covered in feces, took the metro with shoes that if pressed together on the bottoms would resemble a heavily-melted 'smore fresh from the fucken fire, it was like my second week of working in this big fancy building in DTLA too and i think people noticed but thank god i was saved by the fact that i am a linux administrator so i think they thought the odor of a homeless man's feces was normal + par for the course, i never used that bathroom again but shall always have fond memories of the abovementioned area, a place to call home/
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