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The local clothing store does a brisk trade in combination sock garter-ankle holsters. Anyone buying a house in Shady Bridge should have the property surveyed for existing septic tanks and buried crates of Kalashnikovs. John Smith up the street had the dentist install a Centrum Silver capsule in his tooth. |
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"Did you hear? They want to take away John Smith's driver's license! All he did was accidentally flip the anti-personnel missile switch on his car instead of dropping an oil slick, and it's not like there was anyone in that John Smith's Legitimate Business when the missile hit it anyhow." |
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Nov 21, 2017 21:41
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UWBW posted:Was that the Legitimate Business on 14th street or 19th? I always get those confused - they sell the exact same pieces of old furniture that no one actually buys. Oh, uh, I don't recall, actually. *later, at the bridge club* Ladies! You'll never guess who doesn't have Argyle-level security clearance! |
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