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MEMO Shady Bridge Home Owners Association To: Mr. and Mrs. Johnson 123 Apple Way City Name redacted 5-digit zip code redacted RE: Lawn Ornament, Pink Flamingo, one each Dear Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, It has come to our attention that you have chosen to display a lawn ornament, specifically, a plastic mass produced pink flamingo, on your front lawn. As you are no doubt aware, displaying of such lawn accoutrements is well within your rights as home owners so long as such ornaments are in fact, ornaments, and not other items in violation of HOA rules. This includes, but is not limited to items that may be used for surveillence, observation, intent to blackmail, subterfuge, cooercion and of course deadly force. Your neighbors are concerned to walk their dogs past your property for fear that the lawn ornament in question may be more than it appears to be. Since you did not file supplemental paperwork required for such exotic equipment we have no reason to believe this is currently the case, unless of course there was in fact an oversight on your part. If so please leave the required paperwork on the second shelf of your medicine cabinet next to the Alka-Seltzer where it will be filed promptly and without incident. You have 8 standard hours to reply to this message. This memo will self destruct in 10 seconds. Have a nic https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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