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alnilam

Amending the ordinance on radio antenna towers to cover numbers stations too, since a certain somebody kept insisting "it's not a ham tower so it's not against the rules"

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alnilam

The height of people's grass is constantly precisely monitored by a mission impossible style laser grid

alnilam

there's a knock on the door it's the mail carrier here to deliver a package john prepares to knock him out in order to take his uniform and impersonate him so as to catch a peek at neighbor linda's interior christmas decorations in progress he opens the door and before he can ready the chloroform he realizes that the mail carrier looks very familiar in fact it's Linda herself!!

"starting to look festive in here... John" she said with a grin, she tosses a package on the porch and walks away

alnilam

A lot of our HOA fees go to the guys who carry large panes of glass and stack crates of watermelons back and forth across the just-barely-car-width alleyway at the edge the neighborhood, but let me tell you it's worth every penny

alnilam

Traditionally the HOA president begins every meeting by faking their own death. Kind of a running gag. Terry hasn't gotten up for about ten minutes now and people are starting to wonder, but I know that if Greg were going to do that he wouldn't have used something so uncouth as a pistol, nor would he have made his"argument" with her earlier this week quite so obvious.

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