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I have this weird mole on my back that when I scratch it, I feel a tingle in a completely different spot further down on my back what are your weird body things, GBS?
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Nov 24, 2017 09:14
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theres this weird nub i pee out of
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Nov 24, 2017 09:19
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theres this weird tube i pee out of
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Nov 24, 2017 09:41
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I don't have any weird body things. My hard body is immaculate.
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Nov 24, 2017 09:43
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theres this weird handle I pee out of
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Nov 24, 2017 09:49
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when I pee its two streams that kind of twist around each other after they come out
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Nov 24, 2017 09:54
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whenever there's a jump scare or whatever that seriously surprises me my right big toe hurts for a sec. sometimes I get different, needle pains randomly on the side of the same toe. weirded me out enough to have it checked out but everything's fine 
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Nov 24, 2017 09:55
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My body's basically a mix of fat and salt and protein, like a cheeseburger that's able to metabolically regulate itself. Anyone else have this issue?
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Nov 24, 2017 09:57
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I have no head. Like there's just nothing above my shoulders.
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Nov 24, 2017 09:57
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Grem posted:I have no head. Like there's just nothing above my shoulders. Is the top of your shoulder-area still covered with normal hair or is it like smooth skin?
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Nov 24, 2017 09:59
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There's this burning sensation in all the parts of me that are constantly on fire.
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Nov 24, 2017 10:02
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Murray Mantoinette posted:Is the top of your shoulder-area still covered with normal hair or is it like smooth skin? Just nothing. It's not like I forgot to grow a head and remembered the hair.
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Nov 24, 2017 10:05
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Lymph is bullshit, honestly. I've got enough fluids to deal with.
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Nov 24, 2017 10:07
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Grem posted:I have no head. Like there's just nothing above my shoulders. if you have no nose, how do you smell?
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Nov 24, 2017 10:41
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Vlonald Prump posted:if you have no nose, how do you smell? Bad, probably
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Nov 24, 2017 10:46
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I'm more cyst than human at this point.
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Nov 24, 2017 10:55
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SeXReX posted:when I pee its two streams that kind of twist around each other after they come out Wash ypur dick after you masturbate before the cum dries.
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Nov 24, 2017 10:55
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SeXReX posted:when I pee its two streams that kind of twist around each other after they come out I, too, have a double helix pee stream. Nature is wonderful. 
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Nov 24, 2017 11:01
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my body hurts all the time
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Nov 24, 2017 11:07
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sometimes when i try to take a bite of a sandwich that's too tall, my jaw locks up into this incredibly painful cramp situation and I have to drop what i'm eating and make it stop. i probably look incredibly retarded while doing so. fortunately i don't think anybody's seen me do it since it's only happened like eight times
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Nov 24, 2017 11:12
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Angela Lansburial posted:my body hurts all the time this is the weird body things thread, not regular body things
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Nov 24, 2017 11:13
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I have sound/taste synesthesia
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Nov 24, 2017 11:16
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I get the hiccups every single day, often more than once
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Nov 24, 2017 11:17
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My ding dong is genuinely a little weird as I had genital warts coming out of my urethra and they somehow bored a new hole that I now piss out of after the warts were surgically removed.
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Nov 24, 2017 11:29
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schmuckfeatures posted:sometimes when i try to take a bite of a sandwich that's too tall, my jaw locks up into this incredibly painful cramp situation and I have to drop what i'm eating and make it stop. i probably look incredibly retarded while doing so. I've had my jaw like... dislocate? A dozen or so times in the last ten years. It gets stuck off to one side and I can pull it back to where it's supposed to be, but that hurts like a bitch after a while and it always pops right back out until it just gets back in alignment again on its own in an hour or two.
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Nov 24, 2017 12:02
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My rear end in a top hat is really brown for some reason
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Nov 24, 2017 12:05
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What color is your rear end in a top hat?
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Nov 24, 2017 12:05
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My body is a wonderland
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Nov 24, 2017 12:11
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Grevling posted:My ding dong is genuinely a little weird as I had genital warts coming out of my urethra and they somehow bored a new hole that I now piss out of after the warts were surgically removed. do you cum out of this hole as well
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Nov 24, 2017 12:12
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My drat balls!
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Nov 24, 2017 12:15
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Vlonald Prump posted:do you cum out of this hole as well Yes.
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Nov 24, 2017 12:17
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My penis gives women the power to run really fast.
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Nov 24, 2017 12:54
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I've never farted or pooped, my body is a metabolic wonder.
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Nov 24, 2017 13:08
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I’m dying
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Nov 24, 2017 13:15
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Aesop Poprock posted:I’m dying Hell, same
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Nov 24, 2017 13:19
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For years my left ankle itched when I started to get close to orgasm during intercourse, it was really weird and I'd have to stop and scratch it. The phenomenon stopped eventually but it was so odd.
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Nov 24, 2017 13:43
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My skin and muscles keep trying to keep my skeleton, which years to be free from escaping.
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Nov 24, 2017 13:48
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Harrower posted:My skin and muscles keep trying to keep my skeleton, which years to be free from escaping. Have you tried burning away your flesh prison?
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Nov 24, 2017 13:50
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I can crack each finger 3 times, first knuckle, second, and then side to side.
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Nov 24, 2017 13:52
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Have Blue posted:Have you tried burning away your flesh prison? I unplugged my smoke detector and never change the dryers lint trap but no luck yet.
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Nov 24, 2017 13:59
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