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This thread is about the great male sexual reproduction appendage, the penis. Please share your favorite penis stories, anecdotes, and periodicals in this thread. I'll start by saying something controversial: I like my penis. It's not the best penis, it's certainly not a perfect penis, but it's a good penis and I'm happy it's the penis I have.
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Nov 25, 2017 22:00
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Mega64 posted:This thread is about the great male sexual reproduction appendage, the penis. Please share your favorite penis stories, anecdotes, and periodicals in this thread.  but I'll go one step further to say mine is objectively good
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Nov 25, 2017 22:04
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Nov 25, 2017 22:05
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That’s cool I really respect people that realize that I have the best penis op. 
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Nov 25, 2017 22:09
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I like to insert my penis into males and females. Welp, that's my story.
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Nov 25, 2017 22:09
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my penis is very small it really sucks
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Nov 25, 2017 22:10
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Penises are bad.
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Nov 25, 2017 22:10
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DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
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Nov 25, 2017 22:11
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I want to put mine in a hairy lady armpit and pretend it’s a fiesty squirrel. 
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Nov 25, 2017 22:11
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on the topic of penises, I’d like to say that the president is a prick
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Nov 25, 2017 22:15
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I want to put mine in a hairy lady armpit and pretend it’s a fiesty squirrel. What a waste of a good penis.
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Nov 25, 2017 22:16
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Penis is a scrub tier sex organ. Go cloaca or go home.
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Nov 25, 2017 22:18
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i always thought the name "penis" was a missed opportunity and instead they should have gone with "pensi" say it with me now, "pensi, pensi" "ouch, my pensi" "oh, very nice pensi"
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Nov 25, 2017 22:19
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Seems like they best ones I've encountered have been wasted on perfectly lousy people
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Nov 25, 2017 22:22
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Mega64 posted:What a waste of a good penis. I just think it would look cool, pokin out the front.
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Nov 25, 2017 22:22
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Pitdragon posted:i always thought the name "penis" was a missed opportunity and instead they should have gone with "pensi" The highlight of my life was when I played the card game Paperback and was able to spell out the word "penises". Spelling it "pensis" would have robbed me of such a wonderful moment, so I disagree with this.
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Nov 25, 2017 22:23
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I think i have a pretty dece weener. I know its not huge or anything but my wife says she likes it too and thats enough for me (:
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Nov 25, 2017 22:40
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I like my penis and can't imagine life without it. If I ever lose my dick in some weird accident I'm gonna kill myself.
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Nov 25, 2017 22:41
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Mine's got a sweet power curve, it's like gonzo's nose
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Nov 25, 2017 22:45
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Nooner posted:I think i have a pretty dece weener. I know its not huge or anything but my wife says she likes it too and thats enough for me (: Respect.  
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Nov 25, 2017 22:46
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:Mine's got a sweet power curve, it's like gonzo's nose Penile fibrosis isn't good dude.
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Nov 25, 2017 22:47
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Honky Dong Country posted:Penile fibrosis isn't good dude. I don't know what that is but women seem to enjoy my upturned wang and not just when I paint eyes above it and make it swing around
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Nov 25, 2017 22:49
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I'm here for penis
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Nov 25, 2017 22:51
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Away all Goats posted:I'm here for penis 
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Nov 25, 2017 22:52
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Here's a subreddit where dudes with little tiny dicks post there before and after pics https://www.reddit.com/r/grower
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Nov 25, 2017 22:52
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My penis is so cool I named myself after it
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Nov 25, 2017 23:00
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i prefer the term "lund"
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Nov 25, 2017 23:35
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Junk posted:My penis is so cool I named myself after it good job Yoda
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Nov 25, 2017 23:44
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Bodyholes posted:I like to insert my penis into males and females. My man. Raise up.
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Nov 25, 2017 23:52
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Junk posted:My penis is so cool I named myself after it whats its name
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Nov 25, 2017 23:54
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P=NIS
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Nov 25, 2017 23:56
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How is adpocalypse treating you Rocco Do you still have that big warehouse studio thing or have you had to close it up?
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Nov 25, 2017 23:58
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Grimes put 8=====D in the credits to Art Angels in the gatefold after her thanks to “[her] sick lawyers” Grimes owns
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Nov 26, 2017 00:00
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My Leno’s is barely 5” long
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Nov 26, 2017 00:06
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Piggy Smalls posted:My Leno’s is barely 5” long lol
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Nov 26, 2017 00:07
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Nov 26, 2017 00:10
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its the usual size.
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Nov 26, 2017 00:11
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huge penis fan here
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Nov 26, 2017 00:11
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i mean that i'm a huge fan of penises, not a fan of huge penises. just to clarify
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Nov 26, 2017 00:11
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