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Hell Yeah posted:i mean that i'm a huge fan of penises, not a fan of huge penises. just to clarify good luck looking for biger than that
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:whats its name <----
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Junk posted:<---- lol
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Nov 26, 2017 00:18
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I don't like having one. I would trade for a vagina in a heartbeat Edit: peeing while standing up is nice, though.
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if you ainyt fist you last
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Bodyholes posted:I like to insert my penis into males and females. 
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Nov 26, 2017 00:43
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I have special tweezers to hold my penis when I pee.
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The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
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Nov 26, 2017 00:48
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Hector Beerlioz posted:quote this if you've ever seen your dad's penis
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CaptainSarcastic posted:The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling. its 5.0 as far I care
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CaptainSarcastic posted:The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling. I thought it was 9. This is amazing!
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Who What Now posted:I thought it was 9. This is amazing! lol
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Sometimes, when I touch mine, weird stuff happens!
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i'm glad human penises don't have bones in them like some animals do. seems like a recipe for all sorts of trouble!
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If you haven't a penis and you haven't peed off of an elevation of 10 ft or more, get on that. It's one of life's hidden treasures.
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Angela Lansburial posted:i'm glad human penises don't have bones in them like some animals do. seems like a recipe for all sorts of trouble! fun fact for your next dinner party: a penis bone is called a baculum
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mind the walrus posted:If you haven't a penis and you haven't peed off of an elevation of 10 ft or more, get on that. It's one of life's hidden treasures. Almost as good as peeing in the snow.
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Pawn 17 posted:Almost as good as peeing in the snow. almost
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Nov 26, 2017 02:46
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mine has been described as 'literally perfect' by upwards of 10 women so im pretty ok with it. i think it could be bigger but who am i to argue.
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being able to use urinals owns and by urinals I mean ops mom
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The Walrus posted:mine has been described as 'literally perfect' by upwards of 10 women so im pretty ok with it. i think it could be bigger but who am i to argue. I think it's better to have a funny penis. If you can get a woman to laugh at your penis then you are so in. 
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Nov 26, 2017 02:54
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Nov 26, 2017 02:59
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my dilz is quite big but not like THAT big but every time it comes into play the response is invariably a comment on how big it is which i good i guess. ive never sucked a dick even close to the size of mine which is good because i like sucking dick and it already quite tricky even on the skinny dudes that i seem to prefer. i am a skinny tall dude though so you cant judge a dick by its owner. i also tend to bang into cervixes which isn't fun for anyone.
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I've been told I'm large by multiple partners and at first I thought it was true, but then I realized people just said that to be nice, but then multiple partners sometimes said to take it a little easy and were complimentary before and after so frankly I don't know. It's my life's biggest mystery and earnest desire to determine how each of my former lovers regard the exact dimensions of the life giving love shaft that is my cum pump.
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I'm also not long, but I have good girth
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Nov 26, 2017 04:12
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God in heaven. All that matters is that you don't have a micropenis.
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I disagree, especially if a guy doesn't have a lot going on in terms of personality and he's just attractive enough, you might take a chance with him sexually but find out his dick is mediocre, which is a bit of a letdown.
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Nov 26, 2017 04:33
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Like if you're going to be an uninspiring person, the least you could do is to have the decency to have a good dick, jeez
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Mr. Lobe posted:I disagree, especially if a guy doesn't have a lot going on in terms of personality and he's just attractive enough, you might take a chance with him sexually but find out his dick is mediocre, which is a bit of a letdown. True. What DOES matter that they never talk about is they need to be able to last a little while, (it's different for different women oc) a horse dick is useless if they spray in 60 seconds.
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Nov 26, 2017 04:38
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Spinster posted:God in heaven. All that matters is that you don't have a micropenis. Come on, think about it, which would you rather have: a 9-inch dick as thin as your pinky or a 4-inch dick thick as two fingers?
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Nov 26, 2017 04:43
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tbh i sometimes have the opposite problem and wont cum for a long rear end time or wont even cum at all the first time or two until i get to know them well and its weird and bad and im sexually broken and thats ok
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Who What Now posted:Come on, think about it, which would you rather have: a 9-inch dick as thin as your pinky or a 4-inch dick thick as two fingers? Strawglans 
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I have recently been big on Pornhub of watching ladyboys using their penises on men ( as in dominating them). Am I gay? Am I in love with penises?
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I made a chess set. https://imgur.com/gallery/IG3Vi
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