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Tell me goons of the poo poo that annoys you real bad even if it probably shouldn't. I can't stand sharing food, like, I will begrudgingly share chips or w/e but I will secretly be filled with resentment and anger for hours afterwards, I think if you reach across my plate they should nail your severed hand to the wall with a fork like thieves in olden times, if you're at a restaurant and you're like 'lets just get a big thing of X to share' rather than separate orders I will order my own meal and enjoy eating that poo poo while you pick all the meat out of a bowl of chow maine or whatever you gross food sharing vermin do.
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Motherfucker posted:Tell me goons of the poo poo that annoys you real bad even if it probably shouldn't. run-on sentences
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theLamer posted:run-on sentences eat me rear end
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the act of someone cleaning his knife off on the bread when they used spread can make my angry
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Motherfucker posted:eat me rear end People who eat rear end.
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Motherfucker posted:eat me rear end Pirate lingo
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Motherfucker posted:Tell me goons of the poo poo that annoys you real bad even if it probably shouldn't. i dated a girl who would always ask for a bite of whatever i was eating and it drove me crazy. it would be fine if it was just meals in a restaurant where she wanted to try a bite of something actually interesting, but she would ask for bites of some lovely quesadilla i made even though she made the same thing a few hours earlier. she also started getting fat toward the end of the relationship so there was that too
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:i dated a girl who would always ask for a bite of whatever i was eating and it drove me crazy. it would be fine if it was just meals in a restaurant where she wanted to try a bite of something actually interesting, but she would ask for bites of some lovely quesadilla i made even though she made the same thing a few hours earlier. she also started getting fat toward the end of the relationship so there was that too Dump! That! Bitch!
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Nov 27, 2017 04:56
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People who don't share food.
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Waltzing Along posted:People who don't share food.
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Nov 27, 2017 05:31
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Waltzing Along posted:People who don't share food. i never really learned how to share. like truly share. like without expecting something in return. is it too late for me? what's the best way to learn this AFTER kindergarten.
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Nov 27, 2017 05:35
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:i never really learned how to share. like truly share. like without expecting something in return. is it too late for me? what's the best way to learn this AFTER kindergarten. Go get Tapas.
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:i never really learned how to share. like truly share. like without expecting something in return. is it too late for me? what's the best way to learn this AFTER kindergarten.
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Waltzing Along posted:Go get Tapas. Manic Technophile posted:Join a commune i'll do my best to try both. thanks for helping me out
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Nov 27, 2017 05:43
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Note: you need friends to do tapas properly.
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when british people talk all british on the internet. idk why, hearing british people talk irl never bothers me but when I can hear that accent coming out of a post on the internet because of the goofy words they're using it infuriates me. talk normal you loving weirdos
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OP goes out for chinese with family. Everyone else works out an order together, an amalgamation of deliciousness they can enjoy with each other. "um yeah I'll have lunch combo number 4". Plates of food arrive, his loved ones incessantly chatter as they spoon out bits of their favorite foods. It's an eager yet relaxed experience; one of the simple pleasures in life and a reflection of their community. *puts in earbuds, gazing only at his ever dwindling supply of sweat n sour pork and fried rice*
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Nov 27, 2017 05:58
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Tell me more about microfeudalism. 
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ArbitraryC posted:OP goes out for chinese with family. trick is I hate my family and you and when people eat all the sweet and sour pork like just order loving sweet and sour pork if oyu goddamn like it so much don't order a bunch of decoy dishes than hoover up the good one yourself oyu piece of shittt
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A kung pao right to my heart
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I don't mind "Hey that looks really good, can I have a taste to see if I want to order that next time?" because I'm not gonna starve over half a bite of Chicken Marsala. But the people who are all like "Ooooh lets all order something different and we can all share" I want to stab in the eye with a fork. Then when I say "How about I order what I want and just eat that because I want that thing and not something else?" they get all boo-faced instead of being happy I didn't stab them for being an annoying freak.
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Waltzing Along posted:Note: you need friends to do tapas properly. gently caress.
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People with stupid faces. Like if some guy cuts me off on the freeway and then later I drive up next to him but he looks like a normal guy, whatever. Forgivable. If he has a dumb face with a double chin or eyes that are too close together, I get loving pissed. It doesn't make any sense but that's just how it is.
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Manic Technophile posted:This, food-sharing is this ancient primate ritual, as old as picking ticks out of each other's fur. Who are you to say you're too good for it? i was gonna post this
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People who eat loudly. Things like lip-smacking or overly wet chewing just bother me.
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Motherfucker posted:Tell me goons of the poo poo that annoys you real bad even if it probably shouldn't. I hate when people pick at my food before I've had any but I don't mind sharing after I've taken a bite or two. But man, I really, REALLY hate it.
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When people ask me to tell certain stories over and over for new friends and it's like, I get it, that's a great story, but I've fuckin told that story a million times, I'm not AccidentallyCrashingATransformersSexParty.mp3
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I like re-telling stories because I try to find ways to improve the delivery.
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When someone says, "Now that's what I'm talking about."
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Pick posted:When people ask me to tell certain stories over and over for new friends and it's like, I get it, that's a great story, but I've fuckin told that story a million times, I'm not AccidentallyCrashingATransformersSexParty.mp3 When you mention something like that, you know someone is going to ask for storytiem nao.
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new phone who dis posted:I like re-telling stories because I try to find ways to improve the delivery. I am happy to a few times, but I've got too many good stories to be the Journey to Don't Stop Believin'
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Passive aggressive laziness. Just change the tp roll, refill the water purifier, make some ice, etc if it's run out. Don't leave gently caress all there, you're spending way more effort trying to game the system.
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Woden posted:Passive aggressive laziness. I feel like that's something you can legitimately get angry about.
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