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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
tnt (the tv network) original movie about a biblical character. love this movie. maybe i just like any movie that takes place in a desert when its cold outside

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
as an anime fan, i abandoned my shame long ago

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
waterworld, i still don't see why it bombed and think it's great

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Mnoba posted:

waterworld, i still don't see why it bombed and think it's great
did you see the ulysses cut?

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Girl, Interrupted

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
i look handsome i look sharp i am a walking work of art



ilu donny osmond

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
Terminator 3. Although seeing how horribad the other two where that came after it, I feel it redeemed itself somewhat for many by mere comparison.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007



:allears:

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Police Automaton posted:

Terminator 3. Although seeing how horribad the other two where that came after it, I feel it redeemed itself somewhat for many by mere comparison.

the big chase scene in that movie is insanely good, the one where the ladder on the fire truck is just taking out city blocks.


(also the first half of the one with christian bale was really good, second half was a disaster)

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
Krull. I've watched that stupid poo poo a billion times and I'll watch it a billion times more.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Mnoba posted:

waterworld, i still don't see why it bombed and think it's great

yeah i dont get it either. it's really not bad

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
one of the trailers for this movie made it look like it was going to be amazing and have lots of dr doom scenes. i downloaded the trailer and watched it a bunch of times. whoever made it is good

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
I watch Scott Pilgrim every time I see that it’s on.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I like the third ninja turtles movie where they go back in time to Feudal Japan.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Troy. So much eye candy.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe


rob schneider's finest hour and 27 minutes

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
The nicolas sparks-based movie "The Best of Me". It's so bad in many ways but it always gets to me.

also titanic i guess but I think that one is at least legitimately good, I just don't admit it very often.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Step Brothers

Literally anything by Kevin Smith pre-Red State

Spaceballs

Napoleon Dynamite

PCU

Good Will Hunting

St. Elmo's Fire

----

I basically don't deserve to live.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Zulu. A rip roaring tale of some civilised white chaps teaching the zulus a thing or two about warfare but then ultimately gaining their respect by mowing hundreds of then down.

Its also based on a true story which makes it even better.

True fact. Its an xmas tradition to show this film on TV in the UK usually on xmas eve at about 2pm so you can watch it with a drink.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Island of doctor Moreau. I skimmed part of the documentary on its production and it confuses me as to why anyone’s ashamed of their work on it. I think it’s a drat fine movie. :shrug:

Zane
Nov 14, 2007
people dump on Super Mario Bros the movie. but i think it's great. I would EVEN SAY you couldn't have made a better live action movie from the material you had to work with.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Robin Hood (2010)
Scream 1, 2, 3 and 4
Identity (2003)
Con Air
I guess Die Hard 3 was still rather ok
ALL, and I mean ALL the starship trooper sequels, and yes that includes the two animated movies (watch Traitor of Mars my dudes, it's good, trust me)
Actually now that I think about it, I really like garbage slashers made around 2000, like the Urban Legend series or the "Last Summer" series

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus posted:

Step Brothers

Literally anything by Kevin Smith pre-Red State

Spaceballs

Napoleon Dynamite

PCU

Good Will Hunting

St. Elmo's Fire

----

I basically don't deserve to live.

Step Brothers is hilarious, no shame in that

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
My Girl, made the mistake of watching it while pregnant and emotional and ended up bawling for hours. Next time I watched steel magnolias and the same thing happened but that movie is great.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

hitchensgoespop posted:

Zulu. A rip roaring tale of some civilised white chaps teaching the zulus a thing or two about warfare but then ultimately gaining their respect by mowing hundreds of then down.

Its also based on a true story which makes it even better.

True fact. Its an xmas tradition to show this film on TV in the UK usually on xmas eve at about 2pm so you can watch it with a drink.
Fun fact: Peter Jackson looked to this movie for inspiration on the Helm's Deep plotline in The Two Towers.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

most gay porn, OP

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Also I really like 21/22 jump street, which isn't much to be ashamed of I guess but I find them legitimately touching/moving above all the comedy stuff which I would be ashamed to admit to anyone I know in real life.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Spinster posted:

Step Brothers is hilarious, no shame in that
Eh it feels shameful to laugh when you're 23 and moving back in with parents.

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
Clifford.

A grown man playing a child with no make up or prosthetic is pretty funny in and of an of itself.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

mind the walrus posted:

Literally anything by Kevin Smith pre-Red State

This was me until recently, I just can't do it anymore. Chasing Amy is a possible exception.

To contribute:
Garden State*
Joe Dirt
Matrix Reloaded
Euro Trip

*I couldn't actually finish it last time I tried to watch it but I'm still counting it here.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I print out flip books of the OP's posts and have my mother flip through them to lend the appearance of animation as I hoot and babble like an infant at a puppet show.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Ghostbusters 2 is pretty enjoyable if you:

1) Pretend that baby Oscar is Venkman's son and that Dana broke it off with him because he was a lovely boyfriend and father
2) Imagine that Gozer the Gozerian works like an HP Lovecraft Old God and everyone that saw it as the Staypuft Marshmallow Man repressed the memories because they were too insane to process

It's not as funny as the first one but it's an alright movie in its own right and mostly suffers when compared to the best comedy of all time. I love the characters so much that it was still nice to get another adventure with them.

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
Anal Explosion 19

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Mostly Disney movies, like Hercules and Moana.

Baxter posted:

I watch Scott Pilgrim every time I see that it’s on.

I liked Scott Pilgrim.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Jeepers Creepers, the first one, knowing what a monster Victor Salva is.

Also I'm not ashamed but I don't brag that I love every scrappy Final Destination movie.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

mind the walrus posted:

Fun fact: Peter Jackson looked to this movie for inspiration on the Helm's Deep plotline in The Two Towers.

Its a really good, exciting ripping yarns style adventure. You just need to get past the colonial racism.

never seen again
Jan 25, 2008
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Big Trouble, a movie I'm not sure many people remember exists.

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