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Oh thanks let me pay 100 dollars a year to get my item in 2 days instead of walking over to Target and paying the same price and having it on the same day gently caress you.
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Nov 29, 2017 17:42
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let me pay 60 dollars a year so a shady courier can throw someone else's package at my house from the window of a moving car on his way up the street, take a smartphone photo of it on my porch on his way back down the street, and sign his name on a delivery receipt in my name i'd take actual delivery via regular mail "probably by the end of this week" over next-day whatever the gently caress that is
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Nov 29, 2017 18:04
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hurrrr im jeff bezos durrrr... get real bitch
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Nov 29, 2017 18:14
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in glorious europe we get next day delivery for free as standard
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Nov 29, 2017 18:46
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Beep boop please be quiet, dear amazon citizen, or we will be forced to deploy our amazon prime drones
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my bitter bi rival posted:hurrrr im jeff bezos durrrr... get real bitch more like jeff BOZOS 
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Nov 29, 2017 19:07
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with the new amazon warehouse opening soon im extremely looking forward to shooting down delivery drones and claiming *checks ledger* 1000 pairs of novelty minion boxer shorts???
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Nov 29, 2017 21:14
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:more like jeff BOZOS it's benzos, idiot
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Nov 29, 2017 21:30
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capitalism is a piece of poo poo
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Nov 29, 2017 21:32
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akadajet posted:The piece of poo poo here isn't Amazon. *looks at u* yah
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vaginal facsimile posted:*looks at u* yah drat....
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akadajet posted:it's benzos, idiot gently caress u
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Nov 29, 2017 21:55
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vaginal facsimile posted:Oh thanks let me pay 100 dollars a year to get my item in 2 days instead of walking over to Target and paying the same price and having it on the same day gently caress you. you gotta spend money to make money  
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You'd rather see me in the pen Than me and Jeff bezos rollin in the benzo Beat tha police outta shape And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
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Nov 29, 2017 22:40
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Cat Face Joe posted:with the new amazon warehouse opening soon im extremely looking forward to shooting down delivery drones and claiming *checks ledger* 1000 pairs of novelty minion boxer shorts??? ... nice
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Cat Face Joe posted:with the new amazon warehouse opening soon im extremely looking forward to shooting down delivery drones and claiming *checks ledger* 1000 pairs of novelty minion boxer shorts??? ba na na
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Nov 29, 2017 22:43
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my expedited 1-day delivery from amazon has been sitting in a UPS truck for over 30 hours
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Nov 29, 2017 22:44
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flakeloaf posted:let me pay 60 dollars a year so a shady courier can throw someone else's package at my house from the window of a moving car on his way up the street, take a smartphone photo of it on my porch on his way back down the street, and sign his name on a delivery receipt in my name say it wasn't there when you got home and ruin someone's life with this one weird trick. giggers hate it.
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Nov 29, 2017 22:52
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I just called support and told them to de-prioritize LaserShip and to prioritize USPS as a delivery method. I live like a block away from the post office so things either show up extremely early or extremely late in the day.
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Jimmy Carter posted:I just called support and told them to de-prioritize LaserShip and to prioritize USPS as a delivery method. I live like a block away from the post office so things either show up extremely early or extremely late in the day. same except canada post, because postal services are actually really very good at a) delivering things and b) making sure you get them and c) not loving you in hte process
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:You'd rather see me in the pen
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:my expedited 1-day delivery from amazon has been sitting in a UPS truck for over 30 hours still not here 
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Nov 30, 2017 04:45
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actually it owns sometimes I order useless poo poo just so I know some moron is rushing to deliver it to me on time in order to feed his family *orders single can of pringles* bet you wish you studied harder in school huh? merry crispmas, bitch lmao
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I actually hate ordering one day delivery even when it's free just for that reason it's so insanely hosed up and exploitative
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Xaris posted:I actually hate ordering one day delivery even when it's free just for that reason Jeff bezos is going to make you his bitch
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Nov 30, 2017 05:10
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Xaris posted:I actually hate ordering one day delivery even when it's free just for that reason this is with me ordering rush delivery to an Amazon Locker I’ll order it and then I’ll grab it almost a week later when I get my groceries.
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Nov 30, 2017 05:39
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i feel less guilty about one-day rushing stuff to a locker just because it's almost inevitable something's already going there distribution of guilt i suppose
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:say it wasn't there when you got home and ruin someone's life with this one weird trick. giggers hate it. doublegiggers
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What's a gigger
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HR gigger
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In Hawaii, Prime membership does not give you free 2 day shipping, it gives you free standard rate shipping which they re-name "prime" after you subscribe. Standard rate shipping is already free in Hawaii without a Prime membership. According to several Amazon representatives, the 5-7 business days for standard shipping as stated by them begins after they ship the item, which I have seen take up to three weeks. Additionally, the fact that all packages I've ordered for the past decade go to Hawaii and all my saved addresses are in Hawaii does not prevent them from advertising incorrect fast delivery dates before checkout. It also does not let you know that you are not getting any shipping benefits before you purchase prime; you have to click through like four links to find it from the main Prime menu. They also have no search options to hide items that will not deliver outside the continental 48, and only alert you that there is no possible way to actually get the item you're trying to purchase until the last step of checkout. When Amazon first launched Prime, instead of just changing the name and giving you nothing like they do now, it made getting the previously available free standard shipping impossible. It only gave you the "2 day Prime" option as a minimum, which doesn't work in Hawaii, so it would kick you back at the end to choose one of the options that cost money. For the first year after it launched, the $100 Prime subscription was actually a downgrade. They couldn't give less of a poo poo about Hawaii and likely never will.
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i got a gopro next-dayed to my hotel in maui two years ago for free via prime
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i got a gopro next-dayed to my hotel in maui two years ago for free via prime Some stuff they inexplicably get to you in no time at all, but most stuff takes forever. For example I ordered a book for a Christmas present on Monday and it got here today, but I ordered some slippers two weeks ago and they haven't shipped yet. Both are "Fulfilled by Amazon.com"
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Rex-Goliath posted:actually it owns sometimes I order useless poo poo just so I know some moron is rushing to deliver it to me on time in order to feed his family
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:doublegiggers when u rockin the double phone dash mount for both your uber and lyft samsungs
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Rex-Goliath posted:actually it owns sometimes I order useless poo poo just so I know some moron is rushing to deliver it to me on time in order to feed his family thats ice cold man
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and also yospos as gently caress but still ice cold
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