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Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Millstone posted:

I say we keep this rickety shitbarge going

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
like living history, but for online

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

big scary monsters posted:

i keep waiting and waiting for lowtax to announce the new forum but all the announcements are about really lazily designed t-shirts instead

i want to browse the 'pos in stunning 3d vr already

It's a slow roll out.

Space ship scam -> lazy t-shirt -> weird off-brand lazy affiliate marketing -> forums-embedded tip-cam -> mole removal gofundme -> Halflife 3 -> xen -> foro-> 2.0

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

The 10bux towel is kind of clever but the rest of those shirts are really loving lazy and not funny. I'd much rather buy a t-shirt with a yospos meme, like a big vaporwave chome

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
lowtax should put a cryptominer script on the site

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
with all the alcoholics on this site he should do another run of shot glasses


still got one of the grenade shots from way back in the day. used to have two but i broke one in a blackout stupor after a breakup. now i don't like using the other one because i worry about accidentally breaking it and not having any.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

pram posted:

titan is coming soon

lol

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

it's really telling that putting a forums meme on a jersey instantly destroys 30% of its market value

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

The 10bux towel is kind of clever but the rest of those shirts are really loving lazy and not funny. I'd much rather buy a t-shirt with a yospos meme, like a big vaporwave chome

they’re nowhere close to the effort put into the old city name sports team shirts which is really something

i’d consider getting a grenade keychain

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

ive got a cool moon landing commemorative keychain from my grandpa

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i’d consider getting a grenade keychain

i had one for years until the ring snapped and would buy another

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Triglav posted:

lowtax should put a cryptominer script on the site

he should get a 9-5

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
he’s been unemployed for almost two decades what missourah business would hire him

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

LastInLine posted:

i had one for years until the ring snapped and would buy another

The black grenade appliqué came off mine so it's just metal-coloured now.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Lowtax must become a meth dealer to pay for the forums.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Syncopated posted:

Lowtax must put that boypussy on the stroll to pay for the forums.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

eric posted:

he should get a 9-5

what exactly could he do lol I don’t recall any marketable skills

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

pram posted:

what exactly could he do lol I don’t recall any marketable skills

wasn't he a computer toucher of some stripe back in the late 90s/early aughts?

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
*Drives GTR to Whataburger job*

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
he is a content creator

pram
Jun 10, 2001

emoji posted:

*Drives GTR to Whataburger job*

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

infernal machines posted:

wasn't he a computer toucher of some stripe back in the late 90s/early aughts?

ah yes, highly relevant skills in visual basic 6

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

pram posted:

what exactly could he do lol I don’t recall any marketable skills

There's gotta be some goon in the Kansas City or Lee's Summit area that could give him a pencil pushing job for five figgies with benefits.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

carry on then posted:

ah yes, highly relevant skills in visual basic 6

a bit o that, some vba, excel, and access knowledge and you could be the go-to for maintaining a 25-year old LOB shitpile made by some rear end in a top hat that is 100% necessary for the day-to-day operation of a small business

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

carry on then posted:

ah yes, highly relevant skills in visual basic 6

you might be shocked to learn that many places are desperate for vb6 and foxpro programmers today.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

akadajet posted:

you might be shocked to learn that many places are desperate for vb6 and foxpro programmers today.

i wanna get off mr gates' wild ride

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

pram posted:

titan is coming

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

akadajet posted:

you might be shocked to learn that many places are desperate for vb6 and foxpro programmers today.

god i can't wait until node and react are in this position

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

~Coxy posted:

The black grenade appliqué came off mine so it's just metal-coloured now.

lol i forgot that it ever wasnt entirely metal colored but yeah one of the white panels never did fall out so it was all metal with one white area lol

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

akadajet posted:

you might be shocked to learn that many places are desperate for vb6 and foxpro programmers today.

yep :shepicide:

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Apparently moot did startup which failed and is now working at Google, so lowtax should do the same idk

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
five figgies is actual big cash in missouri so i doubt he could get high fives out the gate - maybe more like 20-30

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
imagine how sick these forums would be if Lowtax had a top 50 bs cs and was pulling in a p deece 5 and a half figgies. We'd have upvotes/downvotes of individual posts, our accounts linked to facebook, shiny new site design...

Syncopated fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Dec 10, 2017

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

lowtax can go to a coding bootcamp and get a 6 figgie job in like no time!

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Millstone posted:

I say we keep this rickety shitbarge going

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

LastInLine posted:

i had one for years until the ring snapped and would buy another

no ring

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Dongslayer. posted:

he is a content creator

he doesn't seem very content these days :(

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
although he's pulling in $829 a month through patreon so that's nearly five figgies right there

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