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Ban cops from owning guns and let them take down criminals with sick Jackie Chan style prop fighting. "He was standing near a ladder which he could have spun around and bonked us all on the head with so we were forced to subdue him by tying him up with the garden hose and putting a flower pot over his head."
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Mad Katter posted:Swatting: Kansas man shot dead by police after prank caller calls 911, Call of Duty link investigated A 25-YEAR-OLD man has been arrested in Los Angeles after a “swatting” incident led to an innocent man’s death in Kansas. The arrested man was identified as Tyler Raj Barriss, according to BNO News. Barriss, who is known online as “SWAuTistic”, is said to have a history of swatting A man, who identified himself as SWAuTistic, was interviewed by Daniel Keem on the YouTube channel DramaAlert. The man admitted to calling police but argued that he was not responsible for the man’s death, saying that it was not him who pulled the trigger. “The arguement can be made that the police would never have showed up if I hadn’t made the call, however, I don’t believe I’m the only guilty party involved in this whole incident, considering I was contacted and, you know, almost instructed to swat, and taunted to swat,” he said. 
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Unfortunately for him, Kansas has what is called the Felony Murder rule. Dude could get done with first degree murder because he committed an inherently dangerous crime that lead to someone's death.
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The Downer Months: https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/947141692053958656
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NPR Journalizard posted:http://bfy.tw/FnSG how does it feel to be a literal goonsay
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Les Affaires posted:The Downer Months: This is the dumbest reality
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Jonah Galtberg posted:how does it feel to be a literal goonsay 
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Jonah Galtberg posted:how does it feel to be a literal goonsay "He said don't double down so I'm going triple"
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Les Affaires posted:The Downer Months: And then people on twitter are just shouting 'why didn't the Australians call the FBI as soon as Papapoopypants got drunk and talked poo poo'
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if brandis had started his job early none of this would have ever happened. (because brandis is crooked rear end pos and would have said nothing)
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From what it sounds like, Downer did literally everything he should have. He reported it up the chain and let the process happen. Worth noting his term as Ambassador is up/he's retiring and returning to Adelaide.
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Spotted, hiding in Auckland
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It sounds like ASIS heard about from Russian sources that they had an agent who was planning on running for US President. and sent the Ambassador to try and confirm if it was true. Downer passed it back and ASIS tried to tell the CIA/NSA that holy gently caress you have a Russian Agent trying to become the President of the United States. Meanwhile 3 other western intelligences agencies (Germany, Netherlands and UK) heard the same thing and passed it to the CIA too.
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Comstar posted:It sounds like ASIS heard about from Russian sources that they had an agent who was planning on running for US President. and sent the Ambassador to try and confirm if it was true. Downer passed it back and ASIS tried to tell the CIA/NSA that holy gently caress you have a Russian Agent trying to become the President of the United States. *holds hand over mouth* "Hello? Yes I am Rrrrrussian agent and I wish to let you know big secret about Meeester Trump." *tries not to snigger over telephone*
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Does this mean the piss tape is real?
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Does this mean the piss tape is real? It was always real in our hearts which is all that matters in the end. Even if it turns out to be fake "The Piss Tape Was Real" will be spray tagged on a thousand counterstrike maps across the future generations.
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Who would have guessed that in the end, it was Alexander Downer that set off a chain events that eventually brought down the Presidency of Donald Trump.
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I think if you do the research you'll realise that every major political event of the 20th century can be traced back to a drunk Australian.
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IWC is the worst watch brand fyi.
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I would rather wear a flaming rope on my wrist and eat feces than wear one.
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Anidav posted:I would rather wear a flaming rope on my wrist and eat feces than wear one. Um, I think I'd rather wear the watch instead if that's all the same to you. I can take it off later right?
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Anidav posted:IWC is the worst watch brand fyi. LOL you’re so loving wrong I don’t even know where to start
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I bet you wear DW on the other hand you arm of garbage.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Who would have guessed that in the end, it was Alexander Downer that set off a chain events that eventually brought down the Presidency of Donald Trump. lol at being optimistic enough to think anything will end trump’s presidency
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Schlesische posted:From what it sounds like, Downer did literally everything he should have. It's really been a year of firsts for everything. (  )
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 You know a royal commission is coming when Facebook serves ads for Banking CEOs. Never seen it happen before. Waste of money there ANZ NICE TRY TITHIN AKA HEAD OF PSY-OPS
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BBJoey posted:lol at being optimistic enough to think anything will end trump’s presidency Nuclear hellfire?
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Anidav posted:I bet you wear DW on the other hand you arm of garbage. Citizen or Seiko you pleb Jaeger LaCoutre for the nice events
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Anidav posted:
you think that's bad mate, try being on the loving inside
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Doctor Spaceman posted:Nuclear hellfire? as president of the US trump is in probably the best possible candidate for surviving a nuclear holocaust. funny how that works isn't it
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You Am I posted:Citizen or Seiko you pleb A good solution for choosing the correct watch out of a large collection you own is the guillotine.
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BBJoey posted:as president of the US trump is in probably the best possible candidate for surviving a nuclear holocaust. funny how that works isn't it Stroke?
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Spending NYE on the shores of Lake Albert in Wagga Wagga listening to a cover band play pub rock in the lead up to the kids fireworks at 9:30. Previous band included Baby Got Back in their 90s medley. No word cloud this month because I didn't get around to it before I left town for Christmas. Hope y'all had a good 2017 and will have an even better 2018.
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BBJoey posted:lol at being optimistic enough to think anything will end trump’s presidency Worst case, 2 term maximum is in the Constitution of the United States.
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There are lots of trumps though. Fortunately the piss tape is real.
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Zenithe posted:There are lots of trumps though. Fortunately the piss tape is real. Even if it isnt, we can always do the zodiac killer treatment to it.
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NPR Journalizard posted:Even if it isnt, we can always do the zodiac killer treatment to it. cruz embraced the zodiac killer thing and now it's an epic cool meme that republicans love
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Happy loving hogmanay you aussie fuckwits may 2018 something something good
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I'm declaring Auckland as overall winner of the Best City Dickwave because fireworks. And about 90 other things.
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