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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Pandanaut posted:

I don’t know if I want to deal with Clemson: back-to-back national champs here in Charleston.

No you really don’t.

Also, gently caress Georgia.

Also,

:unsmith::hf::unsmith: fellow Charleston goon.

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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


If we have to suffer Scionix telling us to ‘kisstharingz’ for another offseason after losing his division, I’m gonna lose it.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Crotch Bat posted:

Bama will be lucky to have 200 yards of total offense against Clemson.

Oklahoma is my only save grace in this playoff. gently caress everyone else.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Yates posted:

Basically you have the four least likeable teams in the nation backed by the four worst fan bases playing for the title. Wonderful.

Not even close bud.

Florida, Florida State, Notre Dame, Ohio State, and Miami fanbases are far less likable than OU or Clemson.

But Bama and Georgia are insufferable.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


vikingstrike posted:

Ah yes that time of year where I get to hear that Florida fans are truly gods gift to the planet and not as bad as everyone they point fingers at.

Keep going. I’m so close.

I actually pointed out UF fan base as awful so

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Randaconda posted:

i'm delightful, actually

Most SA representatives from their uniformly awful fanbases are just fine.

Your delightfulness does not absolve #FSUTwitter

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


MourningView posted:

Maybe we’ll finally win a goddamn bowl again. But still gross. The over/under is gonna be like 24

It's a shame we couldn't win 7 games this year so we'd be paired in some weird mid-level bowl for us to undeservedly win.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


tactlessbastard posted:

I loathe Danielson, ugh.

I'll forever be grateful to Danielson for quelling the tOSU-Michigan rematch nonsense in 2006 with actual facts about how horrible Michigan's schedule was and how much more qualified UF was - but yeah, he's an insufferable dick who's impossible to listen to.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Marquis de Pyro posted:

Oh sorry, I'm sure Jim Harbaugh being an idiot on twitter is much more serious than MSU football raping a ton of people while the university covered for a pedophile and no one was punished at all. Let's get back to the Penn State jokes ASAP

HOW DARE YOU IMPUGN MY HILARIOUSLY THIN-SKINNED, AUTISTIC DEMIGOD

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



:lol:ing so hard at "put these jeans on his legs"


KIM JONG TRILL posted:

That was the height of fashion, my friends.

Not in two-thousand-loving-three they weren't.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Bird in a Blender posted:

Pulling this from a couple pages late, but baggy pants were definitely the style in 2003. I mean look at this picture of the 2003 NBA draft. Every single guy is wearing a suit with super baggy pants.



Dude is wearing loving JNCOs, or JNCO-adjacent jeans. Those were out of style in like 1999 or 2000.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


an adult beverage posted:

Still lol that the truck stop king of the Midwest and south is loving up things for both a NFL franchise and a major college football program. Do the Haslams not notice every football related thing they touch turns to poo poo?

This country has slowly but surely been poisoned with the idea that rich = smart, to its everlasting ruin.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


wandler20 posted:

Haha holy poo poo, they just showed this on the Today Show.

#FryinNanni

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Wrong thread

LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jan 2, 2018

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Residency Evil posted:

gently caress we go from the georgia win to watching bama score.

Worst Timeline™ continues into 2018.



Also:

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/948016390224654336

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Thermos H Christ posted:

I can only assume these animations are from some sort of Oregon Trail sequel?

Yeah from the mid-90s I think. I never played it but the animations are apropropropropropro

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Residency Evil posted:

UCF should get to play winner of the Alabama/Georgia game imho.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


swickles posted:

Remember when it was an all SEC NCG that prompted the change to a 4 team playoff?

Nick Saban is the 21st century equivalent to the bubonic plague.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


YOLOsubmarine posted:

Based on what?

Alabama didn't even win their division.

See also: 2017 Alabama.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


YOLOsubmarine posted:

Saying they shouldn’t have been there isn’t the same as saying they weren’t one of the two best teams in the nation. They absolutely handled LSU, so it’s pretty tough to say they were actually worse than them.

They were worse than them because LSU already beat them and LSU won the division they both share. They got an unfair chance at a rematch because *reasons*

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


YOLOsubmarine posted:

If they were worse why did they beat LSU 21-0? And being worse than LSU doesn’t mean they aren’t the second best team in the country, it means they aren’t the best team in the country.

The problem here is thinking that the purpose of the championship is to pick the best team, and not just to pick a champion. Bama was better than LSU that year but still shouldn’t have been in the title game. These aren’t mutually exclusive statements.

Were they better? Seems they had a 1-1 record and lost the conference to LSU.

If we are just picking the 'best' teams and ignoring what happens on the field then maybe we should put 22 players through the combine and a kicking challenge, crank out a spreadsheet score and play just one actual football game every year.

Bleep bloop.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

The fact that firing Richt and hiring a Saban crony worked out for Georgia really ticks me off for some reason I can't explain

mostly because it's never worked for anyone else.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Hat in hand, I beg for TFF forgiveness for my minimeltdown.

I have embraced the crushing depression associated with life under an evil crimson empire.

In no small part because it may expedite expanded playoffs, but mostly because Bulldog misery is most import, I say Roll Tide.

FTGE for making me pull for Bama.

D.N. Nation posted:

It was the right decision for UGA to move on from Richt, and it has benefited both parties. Say it, it's not hard people

Agreed.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Randaconda posted:

link to meltdown, tia

It was just me being pissed about Bama getting infinite benefit of the doubt when they don’t even win their division. Nothing major, but I’m sure it was annoying.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Emron posted:

If you want an image of the future, imagine a 320 pound offensive tackle blocking a free safety on play action post routes forever

Either that or the end of helmeted football and the proliferation of Rugby.

But your scenario sounds metal as gently caress, we’d have to rename it MurderBall.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


boop the snoot posted:

is gary danielson announcing the national championship game?

i hope so :D

this video is old but awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOk3ne5a9so

Why? Really want to watch Gary try to fit two dicks in his mouth at once?

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


MourningView posted:

I kinda liked Gary without Verne. Though I also only watched like two CBS games all season because the SEC was extremely butt.

Gary is an extremely perceptive and persuasive color guy, but starting w the Tebow knob-slobbing that begat his torrid homoerotic love affair with Alabama he became insufferable. Just an outright love-fest from beginning to end.

The idea of listening to him gobble Nick and Kirby simultaneously for 3hrs makes me nauseous. Just thinking about the master-student references nonstop....wooooooof.

I do miss Verne though, outside of him creeping on girls in the crowd. Even when he was seemingly drunk he made the games pretty fun.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


vyst posted:

I miss Todds Taste of the Town

I never take pleasure in watching a man slowly kill himself. Like Leaving Las Vegas, but with sliders.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


pillsburysoldier posted:

in accelerationist news, TAMU may be offering Aranda $2.5 - $3.0 million for the DC position

7-6 is going to go over really well

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Lasagna Pilot posted:

Some UCF people seem to think the Big Ten wants to add them.

gotta shore up the everglades media market

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


KKKLIP ART posted:

I don't know what is worse, the last 2 pages of this thread or the fact that it looks like Trump will be at the game.

Now it's definitely a meteor game.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


https://twitter.com/thomasgoldkamp/status/949047383656103936

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


RumbleFish posted:

So we promoted Bryan McClendon to the OC gig full time. I'm...really not happy about this, and I'm tired of USC always just making internal moves whenever we have a chance to go out and get a difference-maker. I like B-Mac, but he's literally never been an OC before. This is a huge gamble on Muschamp's part and probably a bad one. Yeah, we won the Michigan game, but looked like absolute poo poo offensively for 2.5 quarters of it. But sure, let's be prisoners of the moment and promote this guy.

Muschamp is well-known for dynamite offensive hires, how can this be?

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Alabama doesn’t deserve nice things, but is swimming in a vault of trophies. This loss will not affect them negatively.

However UGA losing after waiting 37yrs for a title would be crushing and hilarious.


roll tide?

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

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b-minus1 posted:

lol. that was before my time. I didn't even know this happened.

I forgot to respond to this, but it's even funnier when you realize that Tulane's undefeated season also unleashed Tommy Bowden on Clemson.

Also, Shaun King was a god that year.


I love this, but at least Tennessee was undefeated and won the SEC that year so it isn't quite analogous to the eventual UCF v Bama debate.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

That Tulane season also introduced the world to RichRod and the zone read

Imagine being a DC and seeing the zone read for the first time

What do you think?

"Oh my gently caress"?

Prob the same thing people thought when they saw the west coast, the run and shoot, the veer, the single wing, the asdkfajsd;kfjqpwioefqpoinanijfqwejf

Tulane was so fun in 1998, and Tee Martin had a horseshoe up his rear end in the shape of Chris Weinke's neck injury.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

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Scionix posted:

lol @ all the shook rear end Florida fans rooting for Georgia

I would root for the Khmer rouge over Auburn, tennessee, a&m, or oklahoma

Unfortunately, you guys have enough nice things. Georgia should endure maximum suffering.

Reluctantly I say to you, Roll Tide, Roll.






:suicide:

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

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tactlessbastard posted:

I'm glad none of my youthful overnight debauched adventures attracted national attention. How embarassing.

wyatt sexton redux

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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

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Warbird posted:

Ketchup based BBQ sauce > Vinegar base.

All BBQ is cool and good




mustard sauce supremacy

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