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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
- helicopters
- posting

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

A pisstape in every home

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
free health care

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Like a really, really rusty well used fuckbot.

Porpoise With A Purpose
Feb 28, 2006

Mandatory white abortions.

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
MRIs

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
suicide bots, it's like a sexbot but it kills you

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!
your mom oh wait you meant unlike right now

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLj04fJkAUk

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

i think it would be cool if random objects said hello to yuo when they walked past, and also if they knew your name?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Fleshlight

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
home speed dispenser

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Automatic gender equalizer.

It's like a large blender you place over your junk area and after a few minutes of slight discomfort (that's what the box will claim) it gives you the opposite version. Or something vaguely approximate.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/djpalardy/status/689224151584886784

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."


A JEB! in every home.

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like


Lamebot posted:

home speed dispenser

make it muscle relaxers and I'm in

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Your dad

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream makers on every street corner. My job will be driving around on my hoover-horse taste testing each one.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
anime apprais-o-tron 5000

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i want to go into space op and walk on the moon

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

weed

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan

hydroponic weed

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
A loving wife

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
holodeck

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Flying cars, finally

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


3D printers, but there's a line

Even in a utopica you gotta wait for your geometric bulbasaur flowerpot

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

rocks and the other rocks that shape them. weed

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Some sort of rudimentary lathe

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:
Potatoes and potato vodka

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

teeth

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Jeb! chia pets and ed balls' balls

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
fkn bidets and enclosed walk in showers

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Taintrunner posted:

free health care

plz keep the socialist utopia predictions plausible tyia

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i want ot be the first person to wank on mars

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003
Alexa, but it spouts agitprop randomly

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lamebot posted:

homestar runner dispenser

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
bitcoins

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
Uber, but for collectivised agriculture

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Dreddout posted:

A loving wife



I'm the Chinese weeb who didn't color the anime propaganda girl red

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