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Man I had the craziest Hat Man dream. I'll never forget it. I'd just learned about the Hat Man and the name was so loving stupid my brain could not let it go. I spent like three days at work riffing with people about the loving Hat Man. Reading about the Hat Man. Jumping around corners in my house at night and yelling "Hat Man!" trying to sneak up on him. So night three I go to bed and I start having one of those viscerally realistic nightmares. I'm in a haunted house. It sucks. It's loving scary and there's crazy poo poo all over this goddamn decrepit house. My body is dumping cortisol in my system and I'm FEELING this drat dream. After getting chased around this drat house for hours getting the poo poo scared out of me, that's when he shows up. The motherfucking Hat Man. I am terrified beyond comprehension as he approaches me. He gets closer and closer and finally he scoops me up. He takes me to the beach. The beach is full of Hat Men. They are having a BBQ. Like a Hat Man family get together. It's a great time and they're happy to have me. My body is still generating a really strong fear response any time I interact with one of them, but also they are super chill and there's hot dogs. I woke up sweating, shaking, and thoroughly loving confused. Thanks Hat Man.
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:31 |
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How do I play Lego Island on my windows 11 pc
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2024 15:46 |
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That’s what I come here for
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 21:46 |
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I think he’s turning into raw meat
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2024 23:57 |
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EVIL Gibson posted:
Omega Tom Hanks was OP
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2024 20:49 |
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muscles like this! posted:I haven't seen a video from him in years but the ones I have always come across as pretentious. this guy only uses mccormick onion powder
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 04:00 |
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Zetsubou-san posted:i started singin' seeing the mashle thumbnail samesies mashle is such a sleeper hit imo
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 03:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:29 |
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RatHat posted:“Women are hurons”? Does he just have awful handwriting and it says “Women are humans”? Hold ur semen in longer and you can probably read it correctly imo
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 05:29 |
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Antigravitas posted:Username/Post… I’m not Lt. ‘Hold in your cum until you achieve enlightenment’
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 14:55 |
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That almost deserves its own thread. It’s like YouTube’s equivalent to the Simpsons ninjas and kicking guy on twitter
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:25 |
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Hihohe posted:Every mr baest thumbnail i see his eyes are too white The anti christ is gonna turn out to be real and it’ll be Mr Beast because reality is really loving stupid
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 21:13 |
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Jestery posted:I just do not understand recap channels I worked a heavy downtime security job with a recap channel guy. He edited his videos all shift. I think he started out trying to make other content, but realized he was making most of his money on recap content. Any sort of regurgitation really. Reading fan fiction, reaction, recap, whatever. He sucked, but in a nice harmless way.
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 06:44 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:31 |
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I’ve always wondered if the word mukbang sounds as gross to native Korean speakers as it does from an English speaking perspective
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:13 |