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Just like the big boofy neighbour cat that eats what my cat doesn't: Stay...stayyyyyyy... Re: realism - We're also attempting to co-opt Claire's political career for our benefit, are we not? As far as cats go, we're potentially the genetic ground zero for The Planet of the Cats... ...and the shelter would have speutered us. Great.
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# ? Mar 27, 2018 00:25 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 09:07 |
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Stay
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# ? Mar 27, 2018 00:49 |
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Try befriend him.
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# ? Mar 27, 2018 08:24 |
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André is not being fair. Let him know this, loudly.
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# ? Mar 27, 2018 08:38 |
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You're going to feed another cat in front of me and leave me hungry? Seriously, Andre, what the hell.
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# ? Mar 27, 2018 09:07 |
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Stay still and be cool. We are a cat and this is how cats make friends, we're not a rude dog. gently caress Andre for snubbing us tho. We'll get him later.
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# ? Mar 27, 2018 13:44 |
Stay cool. Do we want to be friends with Maddox or not??
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# ? Mar 27, 2018 14:56 |
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Befriend, but maintain territorial integrity.
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# ? Mar 27, 2018 16:09 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Stay cool. Do we want to be friends with Maddox or not?? We are also a cat. To not demand food at this point would just be wrong.
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 15:52 |
Thesaya posted:We are also a cat. To not demand food at this point would just be wrong. A cat that cares about politics and doesn't respond to important papers by sitting on them. I think we've established we're not very catlike.
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 20:19 |
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Ok, we have no votes for bullying Maddox or warning him off our turf, three votes for befriending him, and a tie between staying still or meowing. Heads for meow, tails for stay...and it's heads. Looks like we're acting like a regular cat.quote:Your demands aren't really working as you'd like, so you move on to your second tactic. ...I think that went well, don't you? quote:Not too long later, when Maddox has been safely let out through the strange kitchen door, you find yourself lazing in a patch of evening sun. But your nap is interrupted when Claire bursts in, in a hurry to find something. Some of these feel a bit out of character for Andre, but whatever. What do we want him to say? 1. "I just wasn't thinking. We should help that cat out. He looks like he needs it." 2. "Perhaps I was making sure to give Morgana space, not protecting Helmut." 3. "I want Morgana to be the only cat around here." 4. "Who cares? Get Morgana everything her heart desires, or I'll set fire to the house." quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 22:15 |
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#1. Help our brother cat out. Feline Unity!
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 22:19 |
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Fire
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 22:24 |
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"I, Andre the box non-opener, just wasn't thinking, etc." This is news how?
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 22:55 |
1 because yep, he wasn't thinking.
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:04 |
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#1 as should be abundantly clear by now Andre is an idiot.
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:40 |
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We have no second cat to help us cat. 1.
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:51 |
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#4
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 00:59 |
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4 is too good of a comedy option to pass up.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 01:25 |
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achtungnight posted:#1. Help our brother cat out. Feline Unity!
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 03:58 |
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It’s hard watching mommy and daddy fighting. I don’t know if a cat realistically would try to keep them together, but I want them to work it out.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 04:13 |
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Andre Wasn't thinking of course.
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# ? Mar 29, 2018 06:57 |
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Of course the bumbling fool wasn't thinking, just like when he tried to feed only one of the cats in front of the other, or when he left us in a box for ages.
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 07:54 |
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Ok, no one wanted space or to be the only cat, and only three of us wanted Andre to set the house on fire for us. What 8 of us agreed on is that Andre doesn't think.quote:But when Andre finds his voice, what he actually says is "That's not fair! How many animal-rights protests have I been to? With and without you! If I know an animal is suffering, I wouldn't keep it in that situation deliberately. Ever!" He sounds genuinely hurt. Ok, so things appear to be ok for now. But what do we do now? 1. Trot after her. She really needs my help on this. 2. Stay down here to defend against Maddox if he comes back to encroach on my territory. 3. Stay down here to help Maddox if he comes back for food or aid again. 4. Join Claire and use the call to my own advantage. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:30 |
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Trot after Claire to help
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:38 |
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Stay downstairs to help Maddox. Cats of the World Unite! Scratch the Furniture!
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:41 |
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Stay to help.
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:44 |
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We need every advantage
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# ? Mar 30, 2018 22:45 |
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Slaan posted:We need every advantage Let the meowchinations commence.
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# ? Mar 31, 2018 05:00 |
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Use Claire. We'll look after Maddox and all other brethen once cats are in charge.
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# ? Mar 31, 2018 20:27 |
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Trot after Claire and be a dope cat
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# ? Apr 1, 2018 21:51 |
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Ok, no one wanted to defend our territory from Maddox, because we would probably be beaten to a pulp. There were two votes each for trotting after Claire and helping Maddox, but using the meeting to our own advantage won with 3 votes. So let's get to that meeting!quote:"Hey, my little lucky charm," Claire says with a smile as you enter her study. There is an odd side effect to this room's natural state of disarray. The chaos of paper, books, and shelves doubles as a sort of urban camouflage for domesticated animals. It takes you several seconds to notice the splayed-out, lounging dog near the table with the printer. Claire's greeting makes him shake himself awake. Ok, so how do we react to Bene here? Do we: 1. I hiss at him maniacally to demand he get lost. 2. I politely communicate a fiction about Andre and Moon needing him urgently. 3. If I acknowledge his presence, he'll be more well disposed toward me. 4. I trot over playfully and rub my head along his belly affectionately. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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# ? Apr 1, 2018 22:18 |
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4. If he wants to help....
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# ? Apr 1, 2018 22:22 |
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Rub our friend’s belly!
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# ? Apr 1, 2018 22:26 |
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Well. I guess we can acknowledge the big oaf
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# ? Apr 1, 2018 23:27 |
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2. Bene, the children need you.
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 00:13 |
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be a cat that likes dogs because cats that like dogs are dope. 4.
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 04:42 |
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Belly rub.
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 06:06 |
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WHO WANTS TUMMY RUBS
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 12:26 |
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BELLY RUB But scratch if anyone attempts to rub back!
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 15:58 |