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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
"raised a few grand from strangers"

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




"got conservative texas paper to print the word gently caress and then complain about it"

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Ruzihm posted:

for reals, getting over 15% of the vote is a good thing to put on your resume

Imagine five voters on the edge of a cliff. One of them was for me

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

StabbinHobo posted:

we should just keep the DickWolfPAC alive and continue meme-campaigning against Tan on Laura's behalf completely uncoordinated (like pac's are supposed to anyway).

i mean the real fun here was going to be making fun of that scumbag anyway

Do this, we need to see what the gloves-off ideas look like.

augias
Apr 7, 2009


This looks like the other dem candidate that won. Is that haines?

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


DMCrimson posted:

Do this, we need to see what the gloves-off ideas look like.

also this. team up with DSA and get some propaganda out there or something.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
Also enjoy your birthday and don't read this thread today

u did good kid *winks and double guns*

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
welp

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
clearly texas is not ready to embrace dick

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

augias posted:

This looks like the other dem candidate that won. Is that haines?

Yep, its from her website

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Homeless Friend posted:

Yep, its from her website

uuuuuuuuuuugh i thought she was a generic dem. little did i know generic dem means idiot gringo!!!!

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Libs.txt

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



she said she never voted for obama on her answers to that newspaper questionnaire which was of course the nicest possible way for her to say she was a loyal republican until last year

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

augias posted:

uuuuuuuuuuugh i thought she was a generic dem. little did i know generic dem means idiot gringo!!!!

shes 100k'ish suburb trash republican 100% lol

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
It's her turn i guess:unsmith:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




yeah its deffo time to pivot to a tan parker takedown in the dick the wolf buck mode, regardless of what haines is doing

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
tan parker kicks babies

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

slouch posted:

hi yall it looks like i have definitively lost really badly. this is an extremely regrettable outcome in my opinion. i appreciate all the support i have had from my poster friends along the way. i will do a more complete post script to the race tomorrow. it was overall a good experience and now i at least know that Texas is an irredeemable shithole with bad taste

Failure can be a cleansing fire and a focusing lens.

I will vote for you next time there is a local election in my area.

Dick Wolf For Whatever, Wherever

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
i would reach out to the dem that won and say you would be glad to help her campaign against the republican just so you can continue to go scorched earth against him

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gringostar posted:

i would reach out to the dem that won and say you would be glad to help her campaign against the republican just so you can continue to go scorched earth against him

yeah. Be one of those surrogates who can say terrible poo poo about the opponent without being directly connected to anybody

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
sleep with Tan and parlay it into a juicy
and profitable sex scandal

Rhukatah
Feb 26, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Pounded by the Dick Wolf: Turned Gay by my opponent's primary challenger: the true story of Tan Parker. Authorized edition by Chuck Tingle.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Sleep with Laura Haines and rule from behind the curtain

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
I cannot think of any involved parties with whom you should not be boning

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




Have sex with the editorial staff of the dallas morning news

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

tower time posted:

Have sex with the editorial staff of the dallas morning news observer

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



:yikes:

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

slouch posted:

hi yall it looks like i have definitively lost really badly. this is an extremely regrettable outcome in my opinion. i appreciate all the support i have had from my poster friends along the way. i will do a more complete post script to the race tomorrow. it was overall a good experience and now i at least know that Texas is an irredeemable shithole with bad taste

gently caress you for actually having the balls to involve yourself in politics and get in the newspaper.

How dare you.

Send nudes.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
negging politicians to get in their campaign pants to ingratiate yourself into the deep state

bold move, i like it

The Bold Kobold
Aug 11, 2014

Bold to the point of certain death.
Even if you didn't manage to win, I'm still proud that you ran.

The Bold Kobold has issued a correction as of 04:50 on Mar 9, 2018

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
another successful goon project???

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

logikv9 posted:

another successful goon project???

last I saw the leftover money goes to an undocumented resident support group so I don’t feel bad about this

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
well we now have a pac for the 2020 election so this was definitely a roaring success

tower time
Jul 30, 2008




Johnny 5 voters

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Dick Wolf did you find any of those moms for your bday

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/971857676589297664

Your sex tape just went up in blackmail value

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
op get on the ballot as an independent

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
sorry op but good effort !!!

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

zeal posted:

i told you to hire me as your speechwriter on the ground floor

now look what's happened

lol the democrat consultant class looking for handouts as usual

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
richard if you're still reading this thread i hoep you don't feel bad about how this went i'm proud of the work you did and looking forward to helping your campaign against the evil and ruthless republicans in lovely suburban north texas

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