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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Ruzihm posted:

from the facebook page

I am for the other guy now

death to the goon candidate

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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Can't really say I expected to read "*massive bong rip*" in a real actual voter guide but here we are.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
it would be very funny to blow all of the contributions on dumb poo poo like flying a prominent poster out to campaign with you but actually winning would be funnier

obvious doing both is the best outcome

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Shear Modulus posted:

no wait spend $500 on a plane ticket to colorado (so its legal of course) and perform the massive bong rip for an ad herman cain-style

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
see if you can do an interview with infowars

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
preventing the death of the candidate could be a legitimate campaign expense. no candidate no campaign!

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
poisoned by the deep state rip

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
please do not conflate the noble tradition of shitposting with online racism

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
where is the drat billboard

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
I demand a better picture of the billboard


I haven’t given you any money and I live in Houston so you are in no way beholden to me but still

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

slouch posted:

not sure where i can find one that is still untouched. maybe a newborn but idk if they can carry my weight.

also check out this facebook post. it gives me strength


Facebook mom posts are going to get so good if you win the primary

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

you blew it op you’re old news now

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

republicans screaming about how obama's extremely tepid liberalism is Socialism has done more to advance socialism than the entire New Left did

this is 100% correct

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
pan tarker

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

leftist candidate? at this time of year? at this time of day? in this part of Texas? localized entirely in district 63?
yes.

...can I vote for him?

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

alternatively: you got the dud!!!
*door opens revealing tan parkers big fuckin dumb face*

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Jeb wins meme but your face is badly photoshopped on

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Yeah the failing New York Times has removed their trackers for everything but statewide office and what they have declared battleground US house districts or whatever

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

cuntman.net posted:

did you win

He won our hearts

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

bob dobbs is dead posted:

179 districts to go

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
In Texas you can vote in either primary so I assume a bunch of conniving republicans voted in the dem primary to sabotage Richard "the Dick" Wolf.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

early count always favors goon despair, dont worry!!!!!!

ah, just like 2016 election night. Stop freaking out guys everything will come together later this is to be expected!

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
wait this guy didn’t even go to the bar? another goon project failure

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
I cannot think of any involved parties with whom you should not be boning

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/971857676589297664

Your sex tape just went up in blackmail value

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Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
I don’t think you should be embarrassed about losing. It was a long shot to try at 23 and it would’ve been even longer in the general. Sucks about your girlfriend but also agree with the guy who said it sounds like you dodged a bullet.

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