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slouch posted:this was probably a dumb idea holy poo poo my dude
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 22:14 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 13:15 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:in proud lf tradition you should spend it on really nice pants
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 22:14 |
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you don't need targeted ads just buy really nice pants and then post about your nice pants and people will share and re-share on their own
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 22:15 |
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slouch posted:i believe this is illegal too. not sure 100% but paid advertisements sound like an in-kind donation which has to be reported like regular cash donations Uh oh!! Might run afoul of the decorum police, and catch a mattering
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2017 09:12 |
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Invest in a tshirt cannon Got any advice for the campaign goon tho??
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 01:29 |
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automated luxury gay space communism or bust
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 20:50 |
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slouch posted:my opponents platform is, "i was a republican who didn't do politics stuff until donald john tramp got elected and then i switched to hillary." she also doesn't seem to be super well versed in policy or politics in general. she's fairly agreeable with whatever other democrats are saying, supports LGBTQ+ in a generic but sincere way, hasn't said anything about abortion. so far not much has come up from her policy wise.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 09:26 |
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ScrubLeague posted:this is insanely good i feel like i need to give you more money yeah holy poo poo lol ok goon i've moved from extremely on board to will literally riot if you lose, this is a phenomenal job and you deserve to win your election
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 08:23 |
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ya this is outsyanding work. i'm the use of the self-censored sh*t and the unbleeped fucks. proud of u goon hope texas is lucky enough to have you represent its ppl
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 08:26 |
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how do i volunteer 4 the campaign when u win the primary
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 08:29 |
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Squizzle posted:is it illegal collusion if we have a pac supporting the wolfman, that is managed thru cspam im pretty sure this works because it's basically what jeb! did and they had 100 million dollars to send lcd video screen mailers to every human being in new hamp shire so as long as we raise fewer than 100 million dollars we should be just fine i think. i don't have a law degree but as an amateur jeb!ologist,
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 19:11 |
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 19:22 |
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Agean90 posted:you should start calling weed prohibition yankee horseshit imo
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 04:26 |
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Make the pac I'll make the wiki
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 02:50 |
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taintrunned again
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 06:20 |
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that's the power of web 4.0 crowdsourcing, binch please hire me as a consultant to the pac i can make sharez0ne esque hoxhaist memes that will make our candidate catch social media fire
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 13:39 |
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Taintrunner posted:when you win just say you owe it all to strong new york values No don't Based on the salsa commercials i have seen this will NOT play well in texas
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 18:53 |
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Squizzle posted:GOOGLE WOLF, DICK
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 21:58 |
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Comrayn posted:see if you can do an interview with infowars
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 22:37 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:the most r/me_irl political candidate anywhere
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 18:57 |
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Squizzle posted:would the billboard be hilarious or no doubt is apostasy of course it will be hilarious (maybe even goatse ?? just brainstorming)
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 09:07 |
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in the extremely srious Mad Men slogan pitch meeting voice]: goatse yard signs
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 09:08 |
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goatse yard signs
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 09:08 |
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Venuz Patrol posted:brilliant cspam political scientist invents business cards business cards, with goatse characteristics
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 20:56 |
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ah the pretend to be a hot trotskyite and get campaign donations from goons before faking your death meme. a classic, well executed. 5
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 22:56 |
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tower time posted:I want to quash any and all reports that candidate Richard Wolfe's health is in any way compromised. ANYONE who has been outside in Denton during a late January knows that it is normal for the sweltering heat to cause you to vomit blood, the alarmist media reports. I normally play outdoor summer hoops and it was too hot even for a stroll.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 02:59 |
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The Saucer Hovers posted:If the MIC thing is true loving lol I'm now against this candidate who is a sockpuppet for lockheed martin. Cheers for the bad dem lady lmao 💀💀☠☠☠💀☠💀☠
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 20:10 |
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Yeah kill urself boeing goon lol (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 20:28 |
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A bloo bloo bloo I'm a big ol bitch that's 2 scared to experience hardship , guess I'll literally build weapons for genocidal nazis because I'm a fuuuuuckin waaaaaaaaste
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 20:29 |
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Sojenus posted:this is the billboard content i crave
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 03:09 |
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slouch posted:
like just make that the forum title already what are we even doing. C-SPAM: yes im going to ride the horse with a bong and a really big gun
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 06:39 |
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Comrayn posted:please do not conflate the noble tradition of shitposting with online racism
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 20:04 |
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dick wolf pac
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 07:04 |
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slouch posted:working on it still. a lot of local horse owners find the idea amusing but are either uncomfortable with the gun spooking their horse or do not want to be associated with the bong.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 08:17 |
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Comrayn posted:Facebook mom posts are going to get so good if you win the primary a facebook mom staring at a response where a candidate said a cuss word like it's matrix code and neo is flyin around dodging poo poo in slow motion, just in disbelief that someone could disobey the manifest physical laws of decorum like that
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2018 21:19 |
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victory is certain, our cause is just. cuck the nonbelievers
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 02:20 |
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this is my cuck song
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2018 21:06 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:for the record it appears that dick wolf is going with a full denial in his first political scandal. smart politics, even if its clearly a lie double down and re double down. i shower every day. i exfoliate and use a ice mask and apricot scrub like patrick bateman in the morning. i am god's own perfect socialist self-care and hygiene machine
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 09:04 |
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ScrubLeague posted:also in dsa and all in for the dick man i don't even live in texas and i'm gonna vote for him. multiple times too. i don't give a f*ckc
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 09:09 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 13:15 |
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Friend posted:whatever happens I'm proud of you mr. wolf
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 17:25 |